A thread for posts you have read, here or elsewhere, that are so bad, funny, or different, that they deserve a second outing.
Syl said
May 2 12:29 PM, 2019
Here's one to start off. Posted yesterday on Sleeping Dogs.
"The thread Az linked to yesterday is littered with your posts having to be deleted/edited by admin. I can only imagine what boundaries you must have crossed for that to have happened.
The fact is, irrespective of your gender, you’ve always freely taunted people (& their families) in the foulest of ways imaginable. Nothing is off-limits to you, and there are absolutely no lines you won’t cross to “defend” yourself
You’re a pervasive, overpowering online menace, and I would love someone to doorstep you - with cameras rolling - to confront you with evidence of all your depravity throughout more than a decade of brawling online.
My hope is that you’d have a coronary and drop to the floor like a stone."
Vam
Posts: 17846 Joined: Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:57 am
-- Edited by Syl on Thursday 2nd of May 2019 03:47:09 PM
Syl said
May 2 3:41 PM, 2019
This old post from the Mumsnet forum made laugh.
"Stay with me.
Just started to spray paint a fence panel, must have startled poor pidge behind fence as it flapped up maniacally. I had a bit of a scream...whilst holding spray trigger.
Pidge is now half 'oak brown', sitting in tree. Can't quite tell if he's ok, not giving much away with facial expression.
Have googled "accidentally painted a pigeon" with disappointingly unresourceful results.
So, should i just chuck water at it & hope it comes off?? Turps would seem a little extreme."
John Doe said
May 2 9:31 PM, 2019
Syl wrote:
Here's one to start off. Posted yesterday on Sleeping Dogs.
"The thread Az linked to yesterday is littered with your posts having to be deleted/edited by admin. I can only imagine what boundaries you must have crossed for that to have happened.
The fact is, irrespective of your gender, you’ve always freely taunted people (& their families) in the foulest of ways imaginable. Nothing is off-limits to you, and there are absolutely no lines you won’t cross to “defend” yourself
You’re a pervasive, overpowering online menace, and I would love someone to doorstep you - with cameras rolling - to confront you with evidence of all your depravity throughout more than a decade of brawling online.
My hope is that you’d have a coronary and drop to the floor like a stone."
Vam
Posts: 17846 Joined: Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:57 am
-- Edited by Syl on Thursday 2nd of May 2019 03:47:09 PM
Syl said
May 3 12:05 AM, 2019
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
Anonymous said
May 3 12:57 AM, 2019
Syl wrote:
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
It's disgusting. Who was the mad one aiming that load of shit at?
Vicks said
May 3 5:44 AM, 2019
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
It's disgusting. Who was the mad one aiming that load of shit at?
Of course it's disgusting, unless you find someone having a coronary amusing and i'm guessing it was directed at Canny/Text.
Anonymous said
May 3 9:05 AM, 2019
So many tales from Fantasy Island woman NastyNickers aka Choobit's real life friend. Each one more fantastical than the rest. Moving on from having a play with the orbital sander and oh yes, a chainsaw:mm: we have this brand new offering which is bang on topic for this thread.
I’ve been drawing a thing. And I’m pretty sure by the end I’m going to have no friends left.
I have this disorder where I can’t make a single decision without help. So everyone’s got several photos of more or less the same thing with slight changes. For days.
Oh really? I don't know how this woman manages to even open her eyes in the morning with all of her various life threatening debilitating illnesses. It's almost, well almost, as if the very artistically talented but intensively cared for LEXI has been reincarnated.
How much of this bollocks does she expect people to believe? I mean she even 'made' a garden gate and couldn't hang the 'CUNTER' I have to admit I have never heard a woman use that term for a gate before...
Anonymous said
May 3 10:50 AM, 2019
Twattish ramblings spotted on Retarded...
"I can however deceive people with a few guest posts..Come on troops!!!I just made one post over there The poor loves are getting confused they don't quite know how many guest posts one or more of us might be making. I'm the puppetmaster. Stooo cracks me up he let's my guest posts through I need to shut dogs down FORTHWITH!! "
Anonymous said
May 3 12:13 PM, 2019
Pinocchio da Vinci wrote:
So many tales from Fantasy Island woman NastyNickers aka Choobit's real life friend. Each one more fantastical than the rest. Moving on from having a play with the orbital sander and oh yes, a chainsaw:mm: we have this brand new offering which is bang on topic for this thread.
I’ve been drawing a thing. And I’m pretty sure by the end I’m going to have no friends left.
I have this disorder where I can’t make a single decision without help. So everyone’s got several photos of more or less the same thing with slight changes. For days.
Oh really? I don't know how this woman manages to even open her eyes in the morning with all of her various life threatening debilitating illnesses. It's almost, well almost, as if the very artistically talented but intensively cared for LEXI has been reincarnated.
How much of this bollocks does she expect people to believe? I mean she even 'made' a garden gate and couldn't hang the 'CUNTER' I have to admit I have never heard a woman use that term for a gate before...
I don’t think she was being serious with the disorder bit.
Syl said
May 3 1:36 PM, 2019
Vicks wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
It's disgusting. Who was the mad one aiming that load of shit at?
Of course it's disgusting, unless you find someone having a coronary amusing and i'm guessing it was directed at Canny/Text.
I agree it was a disgusting post. and It was aimed at Canny, who, to be fair, is not shy about making the odd disgusting post herself when the mood strikes.
Why cant grown women control themselves online?
Syl said
May 3 1:39 PM, 2019
Anonymous wrote:
Twattish ramblings spotted on Retarded...
"I can however deceive people with a few guest posts..Come on troops!!!I just made one post over there The poor loves are getting confused they don't quite know how many guest posts one or more of us might be making. I'm the puppetmaster. Stooo cracks me up he let's my guest posts through I need to shut dogs down FORTHWITH!! "
The Puppetmaster….
Dont some people take forums a bit too seriously.
Digger said
May 3 5:38 PM, 2019
Syl wrote:
Vicks wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
It's disgusting. Who was the mad one aiming that load of shit at?
Of course it's disgusting, unless you find someone having a coronary amusing and i'm guessing it was directed at Canny/Text.
I agree it was a disgusting post. and It was aimed at Canny, who, to be fair, is not shy about making the odd disgusting post herself when the mood strikes.
Why cant grown women control themselves online?
Canny in full throttle....awesome
Syl said
May 3 5:41 PM, 2019
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Vicks wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
It's disgusting. Who was the mad one aiming that load of shit at?
Of course it's disgusting, unless you find someone having a coronary amusing and i'm guessing it was directed at Canny/Text.
I agree it was a disgusting post. and It was aimed at Canny, who, to be fair, is not shy about making the odd disgusting post herself when the mood strikes.
Why cant grown women control themselves online?
Canny in full throttle....awesome
John Doe said
May 3 5:49 PM, 2019
Syl wrote:
It's a tad hysterical dont you think?
That's one word for it!
Anonymous said
May 3 5:50 PM, 2019
Syl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Twattish ramblings spotted on Retarded...
"I can however deceive people with a few guest posts..Come on troops!!!I just made one post over there The poor loves are getting confused they don't quite know how many guest posts one or more of us might be making. I'm the puppetmaster. Stooo cracks me up he let's my guest posts through I need to shut dogs down FORTHWITH!! "
The Puppetmaster….
Dont some people take forums a bit too seriously.
It's back again!! Believe me it's not as serious as it might appear.. lol
We knew we had a duplicitous spy.. hence those types of posts. Come on troops!!!!
That was me on toasted, Syl.
Some sadcase who's now banned from toasties loves to just regurgitate old posts. The weirdo obviously has a nice dossier. Whatever keeps them happy.
Syl said
May 3 5:57 PM, 2019
I cant abide the woman who runs Toasted or whatever it's called now?
The regurgitation of old posts (usually out of context to whatever is being discussed) is very odd, a poster called NAA had a catalogue of them going back many years, she would whip one out at the most opportune moment to make her case.
-- Edited by Syl on Friday 3rd of May 2019 05:57:35 PM
Anonymous said
May 3 6:10 PM, 2019
Some random poster keeping dossiers of screengrabbed posts from online strangers on their computer.
Yep it's weird.
Syl said
May 3 6:29 PM, 2019
Nowt as queer as folk, specially forum folk.
BackGammon said
May 3 6:34 PM, 2019
Anonymous wrote:
Pinocchio da Vinci wrote:
So many tales from Fantasy Island woman NastyNickers aka Choobit's real life friend. Each one more fantastical than the rest. Moving on from having a play with the orbital sander and oh yes, a chainsaw:mm: we have this brand new offering which is bang on topic for this thread.
I’ve been drawing a thing. And I’m pretty sure by the end I’m going to have no friends left.
I have this disorder where I can’t make a single decision without help. So everyone’s got several photos of more or less the same thing with slight changes. For days.
Oh really? I don't know how this woman manages to even open her eyes in the morning with all of her various life threatening debilitating illnesses. It's almost, well almost, as if the very artistically talented but intensively cared for LEXI has been reincarnated.
How much of this bollocks does she expect people to believe? I mean she even 'made' a garden gate and couldn't hang the 'CUNTER' I have to admit I have never heard a woman use that term for a gate before...
I don’t think she was being serious with the disorder bit.
She’s definitely got a disorder, the fantasy posts, the edgy lingo and the blokey swearing.
A thread for posts you have read, here or elsewhere, that are so bad, funny, or different, that they deserve a second outing.
Here's one to start off.
Posted yesterday on Sleeping Dogs.
"The thread Az linked to yesterday is littered with your posts having to be deleted/edited by admin. I can only imagine what boundaries you must have crossed for that to have happened.
The fact is, irrespective of your gender, you’ve always freely taunted people (& their families) in the foulest of ways imaginable. Nothing is off-limits to you, and there are absolutely no lines you won’t cross to “defend” yourself
You’re a pervasive, overpowering online menace, and I would love someone to doorstep you - with cameras rolling - to confront you with evidence of all your depravity throughout more than a decade of brawling online.
My hope is that you’d have a coronary and drop to the floor like a stone."
Vam
Posts: 17846
Joined: Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:57 am
-- Edited by Syl on Thursday 2nd of May 2019 03:47:09 PM
This old post from the Mumsnet forum made laugh.
"Stay with me.
Just started to spray paint a fence panel, must have startled poor pidge behind fence as it flapped up maniacally. I had a bit of a scream...whilst holding spray trigger.
Pidge is now half 'oak brown', sitting in tree. Can't quite tell if he's ok, not giving much away with facial expression.
Have googled "accidentally painted a pigeon" with disappointingly unresourceful results.
So, should i just chuck water at it & hope it comes off?? Turps would seem a little extreme."
It's disgusting. Who was the mad one aiming that load of shit at?
Of course it's disgusting, unless you find someone having a coronary amusing and i'm guessing it was directed at Canny/Text.
So many tales from Fantasy Island woman NastyNickers aka Choobit's real life friend. Each one more fantastical than the rest. Moving on from having a play with the orbital sander and oh yes, a chainsaw:mm:
we have this brand new offering which is bang on topic for this thread.
I’ve been drawing a thing. And I’m pretty sure by the end I’m going to have no friends left.
I have this disorder where I can’t make a single decision without help. So everyone’s got several photos of more or less the same thing with slight changes. For days.
Oh really? I don't know how this woman manages to even open her eyes in the morning with all of her various life threatening debilitating illnesses. It's almost, well almost, as if the very artistically talented but intensively cared for LEXI has been reincarnated.
How much of this bollocks does she expect people to believe? I mean she even 'made' a garden gate and couldn't hang the 'CUNTER' I have to admit I have never heard a woman use that term for a gate before...
Twattish ramblings spotted on Retarded...
"I can however deceive people with a few guest posts..Come on troops!!!I just made one post over there The poor loves are getting confused they don't quite know how many guest posts one or more of us might be making. I'm the puppetmaster. Stooo cracks me up he let's my guest posts through I need to shut dogs down FORTHWITH!! "
I don’t think she was being serious with the disorder bit.
I agree it was a disgusting post. and It was aimed at Canny, who, to be fair, is not shy about making the odd disgusting post herself when the mood strikes.
Why cant grown women control themselves online?
The Puppetmaster….
Dont some people take forums a bit too seriously.
Canny in full throttle....awesome
That's one word for it!
We knew we had a duplicitous spy.. hence those types of posts. Come on troops!!!!
That was me on toasted, Syl.
Some sadcase who's now banned from toasties loves to just regurgitate old posts. The weirdo obviously has a nice dossier. Whatever keeps them happy.
I cant abide the woman who runs Toasted or whatever it's called now?
The regurgitation of old posts (usually out of context to whatever is being discussed) is very odd, a poster called NAA had a catalogue of them going back many years, she would whip one out at the most opportune moment to make her case.
-- Edited by Syl on Friday 3rd of May 2019 05:57:35 PM
Some random poster keeping dossiers of screengrabbed posts from online strangers on their computer.
Yep it's weird.
She’s definitely got a disorder, the fantasy posts, the edgy lingo and the blokey swearing.