Looked like a tsunami had happened all over my kitchen floor.
The silver lining is the floor has never looked so clean.
BackGammon said
Jul 27 7:54 PM, 2019
Syl wrote:
My bloody washing machine just conked out.
Looked like a tsunami had happened all over my kitchen floor.
The silver lining is the floor has never looked so clean.
Bad news we had to get a new washing machine recently. It didn’t piss all over the floor though.
John Doe said
Jul 27 8:13 PM, 2019
My todger is not the size of a bull African Elephant's.
How is that fair?
smithy said
Jul 27 9:10 PM, 2019
Flipping sewing machine needle keeps breaking just on the last bit of one of my granddaughter's holiday dress I promised her. ARGHHH
I will have to sort it tomorrow.
John Doe said
Jul 27 9:20 PM, 2019
smithy wrote:
Flipping sewing machine needle keeps breaking just on the last bit of one of my granddaughter's holiday dress I promised her. ARGHHH
I will have to sort it tomorrow.
How lovely - I am sure you will sort it out tomorrow Smithy.
Vicks said
Jul 28 4:45 AM, 2019
This has been annoying me recently...
My neighbour keeps leaving his washing out for days at a time, even in the rain.
I have a terrible urge to climb the fence and bring it in myself.
That fence is 6ft, I've climbed it a few times.
(I was closing their gate to stop their wee dug escaping)
smithy said
Jul 28 6:25 AM, 2019
John Doe wrote:
smithy wrote:
Flipping sewing machine needle keeps breaking just on the last bit of one of my granddaughter's holiday dress I promised her. ARGHHH
I will have to sort it tomorrow.
How lovely - I am sure you will sort it out tomorrow Smithy.
Fingers crossed its not the timing. I just finished a huge lot of mending and alterations my daughter gave me and none of it needed a machine. Sneaky, as she gives me the stuff to do as I have a machine
smithy said
Jul 28 6:29 AM, 2019
Vicks wrote:
This has been annoying me recently...
My neighbour keeps leaving his washing out for days at a time, even in the rain.
I have a terrible urge to climb the fence and bring it in myself.
That fence is 6ft, I've climbed it a few times.
(I was closing their gate to stop their wee dug escaping)
I always left mine out when I was a young harassed mum, there was always another sunny day coming.
I don't do it now though. Ive learnt that every dry day could be our last
smithy said
Jul 28 11:17 AM, 2019
It's the fricking timing!
I spend more time using a screwdriver and allen keys than fabric and thread.
Just in case anyone ever has a timing problem (bobbin thread won't pick up) here is a vid explaining. it will save you at least £100
-- Edited by smithy on Sunday 28th of July 2019 11:24:17 AM
Syl said
Jul 28 12:46 PM, 2019
Vicks wrote:
This has been annoying me recently...
My neighbour keeps leaving his washing out for days at a time, even in the rain.
I have a terrible urge to climb the fence and bring it in myself.
That fence is 6ft, I've climbed it a few times.
(I was closing their gate to stop their wee dug escaping)
I am guilty of leaving washing out often. If it gets soaked on the line I will leave it for another day to dry....but I live in Manchester....
Digger said
Jul 28 2:34 PM, 2019
People who butt their trolley up against you in the supermarket check out queue
John Doe said
Jul 28 4:02 PM, 2019
Digger wrote:
People who butt their trolley up against you in the supermarket check out queue
How did you kill them and how did you dispose of the body?
Syl said
Jul 28 6:44 PM, 2019
The trolly butting thing is annoying, as is the breathing on the back of your neck when they get so close....have some people not heard of the term PERSONAL SPACE.
smithy said
Jul 28 6:52 PM, 2019
Sorry got to rant.
People who post replies to posts on another forum without giving a clue what they are replying to
Drives me mad.
smithy said
Jul 28 6:58 PM, 2019
Digger wrote:
People who butt their trolley up against you in the supermarket check out queue
Was in a supermarket the other day and there was a very old lady in motorised scooter, and she shoved me out the way. When I got to the end self serve she was trying to get past a old man, and she had his calve caught between her scooter and a trolley and just kept trying to get past even though he was saying wait wait you have my leg. Made me feel sick. She was obviously senile. There were staff there but no one came to help us get him free
Syl said
Jul 28 7:06 PM, 2019
smithy wrote:
Digger wrote:
People who butt their trolley up against you in the supermarket check out queue
Was in a supermarket the other day and there was a very old lady in motorised scooter, and she shoved me out the way. When I got to the end self serve she was trying to get past a old man, and she had his calve caught between her scooter and a trolley and just kept trying to get past even though he was saying wait wait you have my leg. Made me feel sick. She was obviously senile. There were staff there but no one came to help us get him free
Do you live near me by any chance.
I was in Aldi a couple of weeks ago and I saw a woman in a motorised scooter really hurt a man when she trapped him between her vehicle and the veg counter, he was shouting at her to stop, he managed to free himself and she just drove off.
Jobless Oddball said
Jul 28 7:12 PM, 2019
I hate it when people get in my way when on me mobility scooter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smithy said
Jul 28 7:33 PM, 2019
Syl wrote:
smithy wrote:
Digger wrote:
People who butt their trolley up against you in the supermarket check out queue
Was in a supermarket the other day and there was a very old lady in motorised scooter, and she shoved me out the way. When I got to the end self serve she was trying to get past a old man, and she had his calve caught between her scooter and a trolley and just kept trying to get past even though he was saying wait wait you have my leg. Made me feel sick. She was obviously senile. There were staff there but no one came to help us get him free
Do you live near me by any chance.
I was in Aldi a couple of weeks ago and I saw a woman in a motorised scooter really hurt a man when she trapped him between her vehicle and the veg counter, he was shouting at her to stop, he managed to free himself and she just drove off.
Blimey that could have been the same incident only I live in the South. So its not even rare :(
smithy said
Jul 28 7:34 PM, 2019
Jobless Oddball wrote:
I hate it when people get in my way when on me mobility scooter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch me flipping leg JO!!
Digger said
Jul 28 10:46 PM, 2019
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
People who butt their trolley up against you in the supermarket check out queue
How did you kill them and how did you dispose of the body?
My bloody washing machine just conked out.
Looked like a tsunami had happened all over my kitchen floor.
The silver lining is the floor has never looked so clean.
Bad news we had to get a new washing machine recently. It didn’t piss all over the floor though.
My todger is not the size of a bull African Elephant's.

How is that fair?
I will have to sort it tomorrow.
How lovely - I am sure you will sort it out tomorrow Smithy.
This has been annoying me recently...
My neighbour keeps leaving his washing out for days at a time, even in the rain.
I have a terrible urge to climb the fence and bring it in myself.
That fence is 6ft, I've climbed it a few times.
(I was closing their gate to stop their wee dug escaping)
Fingers crossed its not the timing. I just finished a huge lot of mending and alterations my daughter gave me and none of it needed a machine. Sneaky, as she gives me the stuff to do as I have a machine
I always left mine out when I was a young harassed mum, there was always another sunny day coming.
I don't do it now though. Ive learnt that every dry day could be our last
It's the fricking timing!
I spend more time using a screwdriver and allen keys than fabric and thread.
Just in case anyone ever has a timing problem (bobbin thread won't pick up) here is a vid explaining. it will save you at least £100
-- Edited by smithy on Sunday 28th of July 2019 11:24:17 AM
I am guilty of leaving washing out often. If it gets soaked on the line I will leave it for another day to dry....but I live in Manchester....
How did you kill them and how did you dispose of the body?
People who post replies to posts on another forum without giving a clue what they are replying to
Drives me mad.
Was in a supermarket the other day and there was a very old lady in motorised scooter, and she shoved me out the way. When I got to the end self serve she was trying to get past a old man, and she had his calve caught between her scooter and a trolley and just kept trying to get past even though he was saying wait wait you have my leg. Made me feel sick. She was obviously senile. There were staff there but no one came to help us get him free
Do you live near me by any chance.
I was in Aldi a couple of weeks ago and I saw a woman in a motorised scooter really hurt a man when she trapped him between her vehicle and the veg counter, he was shouting at her to stop, he managed to free himself and she just drove off.
Blimey that could have been the same incident only I live in the South. So its not even rare :(
Watch me flipping leg JO!!
with my eyes. They wither.