Slight exaggeration...we are not talking about serial killers, we are talking about potty mouthed kids.
He is incredibly cute, but laughing when he swears, giving him attention, and getting the recorder out to 'capture the moment', is not the way to teach kids that swearing is wrong.
You can teach after this moment passes. Kids learn what words are bad soon enough. If they keep using them after they know they aren't acceptable then you have a problem..
This little guy is just a sponge repeating something.
You're acting very Victorian, boring and proper.
Run on down to a pub and throw some back with the lads..😉
I am neither Victorian or boring.
I did bring my son up properly however...so you are right one out of three.
That's more than my mother can say..😉
But I still think you need to have a few pints at the pub amd lighten up.
Maybe you can find one called the "Fookin Goat"..😉
No thanks, but I did used to work in a place called The Firkin Inn.
Gelico said
May 16 1:19 AM, 2025
hubby and I used to try not to swear in front of the kids but sometimes things just slip out and kids will always pick up on the wrong thing and repeat them. guaranteed. when my eldest son was born his sister was just over 2 and when he was about 6 months old he was sitting in his rocker in the living room and my daughter was asking me questions. the conversation was as follows
Gem: Mummy, when will Liam start talking? Me: Oh not for a while yet. when he's big like you he will be able to talk. Gem: Oh. and when he's big like me, will he be able to say cow? Me: yes, he'll be able to say cow Gem: when he's big like me will he be able to say house? Me: yes, he'll be able to say house Gem: will he be able to say elephant? Me: yes, he'll be able to say elephant Gem: oh, will he even be able to say television? Me: yes, darling. when he's big like you, he'll even be able to say television. Gem: oh, and when he's big like me, will he be able to say fucking hell?
It came out of nowhere. I just collapsed to the floor in hysterical laughter, but she soon learnt that it wasn't the sort of thing she should be saying.
Maddog said
May 16 2:35 AM, 2025
Gelico wrote:
hubby and I used to try not to swear in front of the kids but sometimes things just slip out and kids will always pick up on the wrong thing and repeat them. guaranteed. when my eldest son was born his sister was just over 2 and when he was about 6 months old he was sitting in his rocker in the living room and my daughter was asking me questions. the conversation was as follows
Gem: Mummy, when will Liam start talking? Me: Oh not for a while yet. when he's big like you he will be able to talk. Gem: Oh. and when he's big like me, will he be able to say cow? Me: yes, he'll be able to say cow Gem: when he's big like me will he be able to say house? Me: yes, he'll be able to say house Gem: will he be able to say elephant? Me: yes, he'll be able to say elephant Gem: oh, will he even be able to say television? Me: yes, darling. when he's big like you, he'll even be able to say television. Gem: oh, and when he's big like me, will he be able to say fucking hell?
It came out of nowhere. I just collapsed to the floor in hysterical laughter, but she soon learnt that it wasn't the sort of thing she should be saying.
Yeah, it's funny when they are two..
My 4 year old granddaughters already know that word isn't acceptable even though they are going to over hear it in their lives.
On another note, the guy taking my order just asked if I was a firefighter. 😉👍💪
Sure Jan (we've seen your pic don't forget).
Who the fuck is Jan?
My God. It's like looking in the mirror. It's my doppelganger..
Maddog said
May 25 5:15 AM, 2025
I took my granddaughters to see Miss Presley. They thought they were meeting the equivalent of Taylor Swift..Maybe in a few years, that will be the case..
Aww cute.
Who is Miss Presley? Is she any relation to THE Presley?
Vam said
May 25 11:45 AM, 2025
Maddog wrote:
I took my granddaughters to see Miss Presley. They thought they were meeting the equivalent of Taylor Swift..Maybe in a few years, that will be the case..
Had a crazy busy last couple of days. Worth logging in, just to see this. They’re so gorgeous, Dawg! 💖💖 I can definitely see some Irish (?) Scottish (?) ancestry going on there.
(& yeah, who is Miss Presley?)
Magica said
May 25 12:31 PM, 2025
Lovely pictures Madders, gorgeous girlies!
Maddog said
May 25 4:16 PM, 2025
Miss Presley.
Maddog said
May 25 4:19 PM, 2025
Vam wrote:
Maddog wrote:
I took my granddaughters to see Miss Presley. They thought they were meeting the equivalent of Taylor Swift..Maybe in a few years, that will be the case..
Had a crazy busy last couple of days. Worth logging in, just to see this. They’re so gorgeous, Dawg! 💖💖 I can definitely see some Irish (?) Scottish (?) ancestry going on there.
(& yeah, who is Miss Presley?)
They are mutts at this point but have some Irish and Scottish, especially the taller one..She has a red headed freckle faced grandmother from her dad's side..
No thanks, but I did used to work in a place called The Firkin Inn.
hubby and I used to try not to swear in front of the kids but sometimes things just slip out and kids will always pick up on the wrong thing and repeat them. guaranteed. when my eldest son was born his sister was just over 2 and when he was about 6 months old he was sitting in his rocker in the living room and my daughter was asking me questions. the conversation was as follows
Gem: Mummy, when will Liam start talking?
Me: Oh not for a while yet. when he's big like you he will be able to talk.
Gem: Oh. and when he's big like me, will he be able to say cow?
Me: yes, he'll be able to say cow
Gem: when he's big like me will he be able to say house?
Me: yes, he'll be able to say house
Gem: will he be able to say elephant?
Me: yes, he'll be able to say elephant
Gem: oh, will he even be able to say television?
Me: yes, darling. when he's big like you, he'll even be able to say television.
Gem: oh, and when he's big like me, will he be able to say fucking hell?
It came out of nowhere. I just collapsed to the floor in hysterical laughter, but she soon learnt that it wasn't the sort of thing she should be saying.
Yeah, it's funny when they are two..
My 4 year old granddaughters already know that word isn't acceptable even though they are going to over hear it in their lives.
Where's a bull dogger when you need one?
Apparently not on this highway in Houston
https://x.com/Editorialz/status/1925260725687087247
Absolutely brilliant!

- his suit and the pint glass 
i didn’t know aibabies/babyAi was a thing, some crackers out there. This one caught my eye - “Little Britain”.
https://www.facebook.com/the.glasgow.bible/videos/1375408757068544/?rdid=GxmaE5haMqiyQIP6
The Judge Judy ones are hilarious too.
Agree, just finished watching all that I could find.
The Trump ones where they look more like Trump than Trump does had me cackling.
Who the fuck is Jan?
My God. It's like looking in the mirror. It's my doppelganger..
Who is Miss Presley? Is she any relation to THE Presley?
Had a crazy busy last couple of days. Worth logging in, just to see this. They’re so gorgeous, Dawg! 💖💖 I can definitely see some Irish (?) Scottish (?) ancestry going on there.
(& yeah, who is Miss Presley?)
Miss Presley.
They are mutts at this point but have some Irish and Scottish, especially the taller one..She has a red headed freckle faced grandmother from her dad's side..
5.5%.
I'll take it..