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Maddog wrote:

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Seems like the Iranians are having a hard time finding one downed helicopter on Iranian soil..🤷

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 Copied from Quora....

the iranian president was in a

bell 212...

that was VFR rated (visual flight rules)

that was 40 + years old

that canada grounded in 2022 (where it was made)

not good at high alt.

the visibility was under 5 m

it had no radar

another crashed in 2023 in the gulf...

many crashes over the last 5 years.

this aircraft was sanctioned, no parts could legally be purchased

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 I guess they should have spent money on Chinese Helicopters instead of Chinese rockets to give to the Houithis, Hezbollah and Hamas.  🤷

The Government have launched a 'Preppers Website ' so we can get in essentials in the case of an emergency.

Vita wrote:

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The Government have launched a 'Preppers Website ' so we can get in essentials in the case of an emergency.

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 Oh no toilets rolls? Watch the panic buying in shops now.

Syl wrote:

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Speaking of toilet rolls, why have they doubled in price since the pandemic?

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 Paper production is a high energy process and the price of energy is very high right now.

And no doubt manufacturers are playing on the fact  that toilet rolls are the one essential everyone needs to buy.

We could go back to the days of cut up newspaper hanging on a string in the loo....Oh wait.....

Syl wrote:

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And no doubt manufacturers are playing on the fact  that toilet rolls are the one essential everyone needs to buy.

We could go back to the days of cut up newspaper hanging on a string in the loo....Oh wait.....

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 Or Izal toilet roll, like tracing paper that slid off your bum lol.

Magica wrote:

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Syl wrote:

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And no doubt manufacturers are playing on the fact  that toilet rolls are the one essential everyone needs to buy.

We could go back to the days of cut up newspaper hanging on a string in the loo....Oh wait.....

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 Or Izal toilet roll, like tracing paper that slid off your bum lol.

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  I think I preferred newspaper. San Izal stunk.

Syl wrote:

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Magica wrote:

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Syl wrote:

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And no doubt manufacturers are playing on the fact  that toilet rolls are the one essential everyone needs to buy.

We could go back to the days of cut up newspaper hanging on a string in the loo....Oh wait.....

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 Or Izal toilet roll, like tracing paper that slid off your bum lol.

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  I think I preferred newspaper. San Izal stunk.

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 It did lol

Syl wrote:

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Magica wrote:

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Syl wrote:

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And no doubt manufacturers are playing on the fact  that toilet rolls are the one essential everyone needs to buy.

We could go back to the days of cut up newspaper hanging on a string in the loo....Oh wait.....

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 Or Izal toilet roll, like tracing paper that slid off your bum lol.

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  I think I preferred newspaper. San Izal stunk.

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 Piece of that and a comb and you had a kazoo to play your favourite pop tunes on on the walk to school in the morning!

jackb wrote:

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Syl wrote:

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Magica wrote:

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Syl wrote:

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And no doubt manufacturers are playing on the fact  that toilet rolls are the one essential everyone needs to buy.

We could go back to the days of cut up newspaper hanging on a string in the loo....Oh wait.....

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 Or Izal toilet roll, like tracing paper that slid off your bum lol.

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  I think I preferred newspaper. San Izal stunk.

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 Piece of that and a comb and you had a kazoo to play your favourite pop tunes on on the walk to school in the morning!

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I live in part of what is called "The Buckfast Triangle .

I can however say with hand on heart that I never touched the stuff despite 90% of the tonic wines sales being from here.

It contains as much caffeine as eight cans of cola and has a very bad effect on folk.

Most people arrested have either drunk it prior to breaking the law or use the bottle as a weapon.

Morrisons have even started selling it, .

Anyway some American wine connoisseur has been reviewing it...

 So if you fancy a bottle of 'commotion lotion' 'wreck the hoose juice' 'gets you fucked fast'  or just plain 'Bucky'

Pop doon tae Morrisons

After reading that review, I will make sure to give it a miss. 

Vita wrote:

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I live in part of what is called "The Buckfast Triangle .

I can however say with hand on heart that I never touched the stuff despite 90% of the tonic wines sales being from here.

It contains as much caffeine as eight cans of cola and has a very bad effect on folk.

Most people arrested have either drunk it prior to breaking the law or use the bottle as a weapon.

Morrisons have even started selling it, .

Anyway some American wine connoisseur has been reviewing it...

 

 

 So if you fancy a bottle of 'commotion lotion' 'wreck the hoose juice' 'gets you fucked fast'  or just plain 'Bucky'

Pop doon tae Morrisons

 

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 orally pleasing a vagrant while simultaneously drinking liquified meth through a dirty rag 

That's  a line worthy of Boojay 

Digger wrote:

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Vita wrote:

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I live in part of what is called "The Buckfast Triangle .

I can however say with hand on heart that I never touched the stuff despite 90% of the tonic wines sales being from here.

It contains as much caffeine as eight cans of cola and has a very bad effect on folk.

Most people arrested have either drunk it prior to breaking the law or use the bottle as a weapon.

Morrisons have even started selling it, .

Anyway some American wine connoisseur has been reviewing it...

 

 

 So if you fancy a bottle of 'commotion lotion' 'wreck the hoose juice' 'gets you fucked fast'  or just plain 'Bucky'

Pop doon tae Morrisons

 

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 orally pleasing a vagrant while simultaneously drinking liquified meth through a dirty rag 

That's  a line worthy of Boojay 

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 It's incredibly popular Digs, folk just say "gies a bottle" and the shopkeepers know what they mean.

😮

What can you say?

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Bloody hell...I wonder who was more embarrassed, him or her?

I know it's considered'normal behaviour', but honestly, I would be fuming if my OH watched porn, and we haven't even got a daughter.
Wives who leave their husbands to it....I don't get it.

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 It's all a bit pervy, you hear of people watching it everywhere these days, even on the bus.

That 'Only Fans' is full of some very strange people.

There was a woman in one of my magazines (Chat I think) that models knickers on her page and men can pick the one's and pay extra for certain things.

Like if she wears them for a week and doesn't wipe her arse.

She's visited the UK on the money, I think most of us would rather stay at home.

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⚽ Two weeks today until Euro 2024 starts!!⚽

The first game is my lads Scotland and Germany.

We have turned into a very good team and I am very optimistic we will do well.

I mean we did beat Spain in our qualifiers.

So anybody thinking we are just going to Germany to sample the Frankfurters and beer is very much mistooken.