Being Burgled? Get a lightning fast police response by simply telling the 999 operator that you have a gun and will deal with the burglar yourself! Then sit back and be amazed how fast the armed police arrive!
...or tell them that you are about to make a social media post about immigration or trans women
Should guarantee at least half a dozen squad cars, dogs, and a helicopter
Haha good one 😂
Vam said
Jun 10 8:42 AM, 2025
Digger wrote:
Being Burgled? Get a lightning fast police response by simply telling the 999 operator that you have a gun and will deal with the burglar yourself! Then sit back and be amazed how fast the armed police arrive!
Syl said
Jun 14 3:27 PM, 2025
Before flipping pancakes, if you have a low ceiling, squat.
Vam said
Jun 15 12:34 PM, 2025
Syl wrote:
Before flipping pancakes, if you have a low ceiling, squat.
Just saw this… You’re definitely back, Syl!
Syl said
Jun 15 4:00 PM, 2025
Vam wrote:
Syl wrote:
Before flipping pancakes, if you have a low ceiling, squat.
Just saw this… You’re definitely back, Syl!
Though I have learnt from experience.
Digger said
Jun 18 11:45 PM, 2025
A Smarties tube filled with angry wasps can make an inexpensive vibrator.
Digger said
Jun 18 11:47 PM, 2025
Hide potatoes wrapped in tin foil around your house and then if it burns down, at least you have a tasty snack.
Digger said
Jun 18 11:50 PM, 2025
Men! When out on the piss, always carry a photo of your mum and dad in your wallet. Check the photo regularly. When you start to fancy your mum, stop drinking. When you start to fancy your dad, go home immediately by any means possible.
Vam said
Jun 19 11:49 AM, 2025
Gawd! 🤦🏻♀️ I really have to keep checking this thread.
Haha good one 😂
Just saw this…
You’re definitely back, Syl!
Though I have learnt from experience.
A Smarties tube filled with angry wasps can make an inexpensive vibrator.
Hide potatoes wrapped in tin foil around your house and then if it burns down, at least you have a tasty snack.
Men! When out on the piss, always carry a photo of your mum and dad in your wallet. Check the photo regularly. When you start to fancy your mum, stop drinking. When you start to fancy your dad, go home immediately by any means possible.
Gawd! 🤦🏻♀️ I really have to keep checking this thread.