Some of these rats are as big as cats apparently and regular rat 🐀poison doesn't work.
I'm not too worried because Shorty is a Ratter, it doesn't leave them.
She shakes her toys by the neck and then throws them up in the air, looks like all that training might be needed soon.
All of those little terriers are basically bred to be rat assassins.
Vita said
May 20 7:59 AM, 2023
Maddog wrote:
Vita wrote:
We've made the top ten for super rats in the UK!!
Some of these rats are as big as cats apparently and regular rat 🐀poison doesn't work.
I'm not too worried because Shorty is a Ratter, it doesn't leave them.
She shakes her toys by the neck and then throws them up in the air, looks like all that training might be needed soon.
All of those little terriers are basically bred to be rat assassins.
Very fast runners, like a whippet when she runs is Shorty.
A rat 🐀would never outrun one.
Very friendly though, barks a lot though.
🙄
Magica said
May 24 4:41 PM, 2023
Phoned docs for scan results, held on for 10 mins, just got through, started speaking, got cut off! Grrrrrr😠
Digger said
May 24 7:45 PM, 2023
Bloody UPS. We ordered a wool rug online. UPS notified us with a End of Day delivery notice. We stayed in all day. They cancelled that and issued another for the next day. Nothing. Third time. Nothing. So I rang them up and ripped someone a new one and they assured me it would be delivered today (Wed). I said, I'm out today, make that Friday. OK. Fine. Got the confirmation email for delivery on Friday. Spiffing.
Next thing I know I'm just about the leave the house today and the rug arrives from UPS. Fucking useless bastards.
Vita said
May 25 4:13 PM, 2023
The washing machine has gone on the blink.
I can't use the spin so used a delicate cycle and was squeezing the washing out by hand.
The man is coming tomorrow, I hope it's not Bawheid they send.
He doesn't know his arse from his elbow!!
Vita said
May 25 4:16 PM, 2023
Digger wrote:
Bloody UPS. We ordered a wool rug online. UPS notified us with a End of Day delivery notice. We stayed in all day. They cancelled that and issued another for the next day. Nothing. Third time. Nothing. So I rang them up and ripped someone a new one and they assured me it would be delivered today (Wed). I said, I'm out today, make that Friday. OK. Fine. Got the confirmation email for delivery on Friday. Spiffing.
Next thing I know I'm just about the leave the house today and the rug arrives from UPS. Fucking useless bastards.
Terrible service, some twat put my parcel in the bin.
Didn't leave a card and I only noticed because it was bin day and I was going to clean it.
🙄
Vita said
May 26 8:35 AM, 2023
Shorty had an arse explosion after eating a Jumbone.
I said her belly was too wee but oh no I was told she would be fine, walking along the street on our way home and boom!!
Shat all over the place!!
🙄
Vita said
May 26 8:57 AM, 2023
Last day of the season tomorrow, one to forget for my lads.
Scottish Cup Final next Saturday and it has led to complaints because it's at 5:30pm to accommodate the English FA Cup Final.
The teams contesting the Scottish Cup Final gave us one of the most famous football headlines ever!!
I haven't seen them, just the holes they are leaving behind.
You know they are down there. Yell at them through their holes.
Unless you want to be rid of them. That will require murder. 😉
I wont kil them.
I wondered if there was a way I could redirect them into my neighbour's garden?
You sound like the French in Calais.
Ne soyez pas effronté.
We've made the top ten for super rats in the UK!!
Some of these rats are as big as cats apparently and regular rat 🐀poison doesn't work.
I'm not too worried because Shorty is a Ratter, it doesn't leave them.
She shakes her toys by the neck and then throws them up in the air, looks like all that training might be needed soon.
All of those little terriers are basically bred to be rat assassins.
Very fast runners, like a whippet when she runs is Shorty.
A rat 🐀would never outrun one.
Very friendly though, barks a lot though.
🙄
Next thing I know I'm just about the leave the house today and the rug arrives from UPS. Fucking useless bastards.
The washing machine has gone on the blink.
I can't use the spin so used a delicate cycle and was squeezing the washing out by hand.
The man is coming tomorrow, I hope it's not Bawheid they send.
He doesn't know his arse from his elbow!!
Terrible service, some twat put my parcel in the bin.
Didn't leave a card and I only noticed because it was bin day and I was going to clean it.
🙄
Shorty had an arse explosion after eating a Jumbone.
I said her belly was too wee but oh no I was told she would be fine, walking along the street on our way home and boom!!
Shat all over the place!!
🙄
Last day of the season tomorrow, one to forget for my lads.
Scottish Cup Final next Saturday and it has led to complaints because it's at 5:30pm to accommodate the English FA Cup Final.
The teams contesting the Scottish Cup Final gave us one of the most famous football headlines ever!!
Our dog has a penchant for arse exploding outside the local mosque or vicarage. Every fucking time.
He once did an anal volcano in Cleveleys on the pavement where diners were enjoying a bite of alfresco lunch.
It's as if they deliberately pick the place they know will cause maximum embarrassment!!
She was sick as well and oh no it couldn't be in the kitchen it had to be the living room on the carpet.
She'll never eat one of those damn bones again!!
😂
That wee tube Mizzy!!
He got a gobful from the host of Talk TV. His face was a picture. The face of a man who's never been pulled up in public for being a twat.
He looked completely shocked.
The years in prison would sort him.
Talking of prison...
I read about South Africa's "Ted Bundy"
He was sentenced to more than 2000 years in prison but can apply for parole after 930 years.