This always amuses me...the old ones are the best.
Fair play, that had me in stitches
At least he enjoyed a Chinese meal, a succulent Chinese meal no less..and as for "Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" !!! Then he graciously said ta ta and goodbye, the man was nuts! Thankyou, I enjoyed that
John Doe said
Mar 24 12:26 AM, 2020
dr synne said
Mar 24 10:05 AM, 2020
Magica wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
that will be me in a few months
What d'ya mean in a few months Twiz, that IS me!
I saw worse in the eighties
Digger said
Mar 24 10:35 AM, 2020
Talking of social distancing....many years ago an ex of mine had this trick to clear a club dance floor. He'd drop an Egg McWhiff. It was like watching detergent disperse an oil slick, or the parting of the red sea. He definitely got his 6 foot distancing! Needless to say the relationship didn't last long.
dr synne said
Mar 25 1:19 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
Talking of social distancing....many years ago an ex of mine had this trick to clear a club dance floor. He'd drop an Egg McWhiff. It was like watching detergent disperse an oil slick, or the parting of the red sea. He definitely got his 6 foot distancing! Needless to say the relationship didn't last long.
The days when a fart could cause opprobium. Not a cough or sneeze.
Nearly gave myself a hernia in ASDA yesterday trying to hold in a cough.
Syl said
Mar 25 3:08 PM, 2020
dr synne wrote:
Digger wrote:
Talking of social distancing....many years ago an ex of mine had this trick to clear a club dance floor. He'd drop an Egg McWhiff. It was like watching detergent disperse an oil slick, or the parting of the red sea. He definitely got his 6 foot distancing! Needless to say the relationship didn't last long.
The days when a fart could cause opprobium. Not a cough or sneeze.
Nearly gave myself a hernia in ASDA yesterday trying to hold in a cough.
We should all be supplied with bells like lepers used to be.
Digger said
Mar 27 11:47 PM, 2020
John Doe said
Mar 27 11:50 PM, 2020
Anonymous said
Mar 28 2:57 AM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
John Doe said
Mar 28 11:54 AM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
Anonymous said
Mar 28 2:30 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
John Doe said
Mar 28 4:01 PM, 2020
Magica said
Mar 28 5:39 PM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
Actually Anon I don't know anything, only that the caption made me smile!
John Doe said
Mar 28 5:51 PM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
Who are these others?
Who are you and why are you obsessed with both me and Muslims?
The usual bullshit accusations with absolutely no evidence - oh and why should I even entertain an anonymous baiting little troll like yourself - 'mate'.
Anonymous said
Mar 28 8:23 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
Who are these others?
Who are you and why are you obsessed with both me and Muslims?
The usual bullshit accusations with absolutely no evidence - oh and why should I even entertain an anonymous baiting little troll like yourself - 'mate'.
It's only fat boy himself, Dean, take no notice of the cunt, the rest of us don't!
John Doe said
Mar 28 11:21 PM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
Who are these others?
Who are you and why are you obsessed with both me and Muslims?
The usual bullshit accusations with absolutely no evidence - oh and why should I even entertain an anonymous baiting little troll like yourself - 'mate'.
It's only fat boy himself, Dean, take no notice of the cunt, the rest of us don't!
Digger said
Mar 28 11:37 PM, 2020
John Doe said
Mar 28 11:40 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
dr synne said
Mar 29 5:30 PM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
Who are these others?
Who are you and why are you obsessed with both me and Muslims?
The usual bullshit accusations with absolutely no evidence - oh and why should I even entertain an anonymous baiting little troll like yourself - 'mate'.
It's only fat boy himself, Dean, take no notice of the cunt, the rest of us don't!
Fair play, that had me in stitches
At least he enjoyed a Chinese meal, a succulent Chinese meal no less..and as for "Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" !!! Then he graciously said ta ta and goodbye, the man was nuts! Thankyou, I enjoyed that
I saw worse in the eighties
Talking of social distancing....many years ago an ex of mine had this trick to clear a club dance floor. He'd drop an Egg McWhiff. It was like watching detergent disperse an oil slick, or the parting of the red sea. He definitely got his 6 foot distancing! Needless to say the relationship didn't last long.
The days when a fart could cause opprobium. Not a cough or sneeze.
Nearly gave myself a hernia in ASDA yesterday trying to hold in a cough.
We should all be supplied with bells like lepers used to be.
You are a strange one. this is funny to you, yet if it were a muslim you would be foaming at the mouth. At least be consistent
The whole point was exposing the hypocrisy of that pervert Andrew getting away with it with humour - yet it sailed way over your head (or you pretended it did).
Change the record - you are so transparent people could use your arse as a window.
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 28th of March 2020 11:57:02 AM
I get the actual joke mate just missed your rant at the hypocrisy of it, did it go missing? All I see from you is the cracking up laughing emoji You would be frothing if it were a Muslim without posting any laughing emoji and I stand by that!
Others know that as well
Actually Anon I don't know anything, only that the caption made me smile!
Who are these others?
Who are you and why are you obsessed with both me and Muslims?
The usual bullshit accusations with absolutely no evidence - oh and why should I even entertain an anonymous baiting little troll like yourself - 'mate'.
It's only fat boy himself, Dean, take no notice of the cunt, the rest of us don't!
El Narco, le necro