Why do Texans go around swinging dead cats though?
It's a way of determining how much of something is present. It's a measuring device.
Say you walk into a bar and start swinging a dead cat and all you hit are dudes and fat chicks. Time to go to the next bar.
Syl said
Nov 26 5:54 PM, 2020
We have tape measures here, you lot obviously like living dangerously.
Syl said
Nov 26 6:13 PM, 2020
Just watched the latest Downing street update.
As thought Manchester will be back in Tier 3 from next Wednesday....London Tier 2.
The justification for the 5 day Christmas amnesty is...Well people will travel, mix, ignore social distancing anyway over Christmas, there is nothing we can do to stop it...so go ahead, even though there will be an inevitable spike in the new year (I paraphrase, but that's exactly what they meant)
John Doe said
Nov 26 6:32 PM, 2020
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Why do Texans go around swinging dead cats though?
It's a way of determining how much of something is present. It's a measuring device.
Say you walk into a bar and start swinging a dead cat and all you hit are dudes and fat chicks. Time to go to the next bar.
Maddog said
Nov 26 6:59 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
We have tape measures here, you lot obviously like living dangerously.
Swinging dead cats is safe. Swinging a live one can get exciting.
Syl said
Nov 27 12:27 PM, 2020
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
We have tape measures here, you lot obviously like living dangerously.
Swinging dead cats is safe. Swinging a live one can get exciting.
Unless you hit a dude or a fat chic.
John Doe said
Nov 27 2:51 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
We have tape measures here, you lot obviously like living dangerously.
Swinging dead cats is safe. Swinging a live one can get exciting.
Unless you hit a dude or a fat chic.
What's wrong with fat chicks.
Magica said
Nov 27 3:36 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
We have tape measures here, you lot obviously like living dangerously.
Swinging dead cats is safe. Swinging a live one can get exciting.
Unless you hit a dude or a fat chic.
What's wrong with fat chicks.
Omg I feel sick!
Syl said
Nov 27 4:09 PM, 2020
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
Maddog said
Nov 27 4:14 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
Syl said
Nov 27 4:23 PM, 2020
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
John Doe said
Nov 27 5:01 PM, 2020
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
Digger said
Nov 27 5:20 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
Maddog said
Nov 27 5:32 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
I think those are tit men. I just dont do fat period, so it doesnt matter to me.
Syl said
Nov 27 5:33 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
All JD wants is a pulse.
Maddog said
Nov 27 5:34 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
All JD wants is a pulse.
I think he carries a small mirror to make sure they can still fog it. 😜
Syl said
Nov 27 5:40 PM, 2020
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
All JD wants is a pulse.
I think he carries a small mirror to make sure they can still fog it. 😜
Hahahha. ....(is he listening)
John Doe said
Nov 27 6:45 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
All JD wants is a pulse.
I don't even need that.
Digger said
Nov 27 7:50 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
All JD wants is a pulse.
I don't even need that.
A bicycle pump, it is then.
Digger said
Nov 27 7:51 PM, 2020
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
That woman is obviously mentally ill to have got in that condition.
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
All JD wants is a pulse.
I think he carries a small mirror to make sure they can still fog it. 😜
It's a way of determining how much of something is present. It's a measuring device.
Say you walk into a bar and start swinging a dead cat and all you hit are dudes and fat chicks. Time to go to the next bar.
We have tape measures here, you lot obviously like living dangerously.
As thought Manchester will be back in Tier 3 from next Wednesday....London Tier 2.
The justification for the 5 day Christmas amnesty is...Well people will travel, mix, ignore social distancing anyway over Christmas, there is nothing we can do to stop it...so go ahead, even though there will be an inevitable spike in the new year (I paraphrase, but that's exactly what they meant)
Swinging dead cats is safe. Swinging a live one can get exciting.
Unless you hit a dude or a fat chic.
What's wrong with fat chicks.
Omg I feel sick!
I bet her BP is 140 over 90. 😜
I've heard several blokes state.... There's nothing worse than a fat bird with no tits. Would you concur?
I think those are tit men. I just dont do fat period, so it doesnt matter to me.
All JD wants is a pulse.
I think he carries a small mirror to make sure they can still fog it. 😜
Hahahha. ....(is he listening)
I don't even need that.
A bicycle pump, it is then.