Can anyone explain how this silly little smiley started this off?
Faux outrage from an anonymous shit stirrer.
Is it supposed to be furry handcuffs?
I don't see what the fuss is about.
Then you've led a VERY sheltered life
Not really, I have read 50 shades of Grey you know.
Apparently that is one of the worst books ever written, yet it sold millions.
Not only was it rubbish, she wrote a couple more in the same vein and sold millions of them too.
Yeah, there's nowt so queer as folk!
Syl said
Mar 7 5:50 PM, 2020
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
John Doe said
Mar 7 6:55 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
Syl said
Mar 7 7:08 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
Hey that's me....reading it.
JP said
Mar 7 7:40 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
It is a thriller.. for some.
-- Edited by JP on Saturday 7th of March 2020 07:40:25 PM
John Doe said
Mar 7 7:51 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
Hey that's me....reading it.
Digger said
Mar 7 10:03 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
Hey that's me....reading it.
Digger said
Mar 7 10:05 PM, 2020
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
Twizzler said
Mar 7 10:57 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
John Doe said
Mar 7 11:31 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
He was excellent in The Fall - but the poor sod had to actually sniff some knickers?
Surely the most romantic scene in cinematic history - eat your heart out Casablanca!
John Doe said
Mar 7 11:33 PM, 2020
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point?
Twizzler said
Mar 8 1:00 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point?
Seriously
Syl said
Mar 8 1:10 PM, 2020
Methinks JD has a one track mind....maybe keep it in the 'say it with a smiley' thread, or at least a more appropriate thread in future please.
-- Edited by Syl on Sunday 8th of March 2020 01:11:35 PM
Syl said
Mar 9 1:29 PM, 2020
Where are you going on holiday update.....maybe nowhere.
Digger said
Mar 9 4:09 PM, 2020
Cornwall probably again this year. The food is divine, and the beaches are fantastic.
Magica said
Mar 9 4:17 PM, 2020
Went there last year, my fav place in the world!
Syl said
Mar 9 6:22 PM, 2020
Cornwall is beautiful, we used to go every year.
This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.
Magica said
Mar 9 7:15 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Cornwall is beautiful, we used to go every year. This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.
I agree Syl. The I'd rather go hols here, but as we go with others we go as a party of family.
Might be the last one this year, we both have planes, airports etc.
Syl said
Mar 10 12:16 AM, 2020
If only we had more :sunny:.
Twizzler said
Mar 10 12:48 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
If only we had more :sunny:.
You don’t want to go to Devon atm Syl.
It is a hot spot for Coronavirus
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 10th of March 2020 12:48:23 PM
Yeah, there's nowt so queer as folk!
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
Hey that's me....reading it.
It is a thriller.. for some.
-- Edited by JP on Saturday 7th of March 2020 07:40:25 PM
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
He was excellent in The Fall - but the poor sod had to actually sniff some knickers?
Surely the most romantic scene in cinematic history - eat your heart out Casablanca!
Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point?
Seriously
Methinks JD has a one track mind....maybe keep it in the 'say it with a smiley' thread, or at least a more appropriate thread in future please.
-- Edited by Syl on Sunday 8th of March 2020 01:11:35 PM
Went there last year, my fav place in the world!
This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.
I agree Syl. The I'd rather go hols here, but as we go with others we go as a party of family.
Might be the last one this year, we both have planes, airports etc.
If only we had more :sunny:.
You don’t want to go to Devon atm Syl.
It is a hot spot for Coronavirus
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 10th of March 2020 12:48:23 PM