Even the ones that have the physique to pull it off.
Last time I was at a beach it was more of a shape issue, not an age issue in relation to the bikinis. I know some older women that can still rock a bikini, and some younger ones that need a bit more fabric.
I can't even remember what my daughter's wore. Probably one pieces because 2 of them were pregnant.
I don't think thongs should be worn by anyone, of any age or any sex, they just look wrong to me.
The older lady above, looks pretty horrific to me, but even the fittest, slimmest, younger women would look better a bit more covered... imo.
Therein lies the issue with fashion. There is no logical, accepted definition of how much flesh should be covered. We have some legal definitions but even they can be subjective.
Maddog said
Aug 24 8:28 PM, 2025
I don't shit know about fashion, but I know they have the asses to rock these bottoms..😉
I don't shit know about fashion, but I know they have the asses to rock these bottoms..😉
Why put mine and Syls pictures up
Maddog said
Aug 24 9:15 PM, 2025
Magica wrote:
Maddog wrote:
I don't shit know about fashion, but I know they have the asses to rock these bottoms..😉
Why put mine and Syls pictures up
😉
Vam said
Aug 24 9:54 PM, 2025
If you‘ve got it, go ahead and flaunt it!
If you don’t got it, don’t flaunt - cos chances are the only person who wants to see what you don’t got, is you
Magica said
Aug 24 9:58 PM, 2025
Vam wrote:
If you‘ve got it, go ahead and flaunt it!
If you don’t got it, don’t flaunt - cos chances are the only person who wants to see what you don’t got, is you
tis only a bit of fun Van
Vam said
Aug 24 10:01 PM, 2025
Magica wrote:
Vam wrote:
If you‘ve got it, go ahead and flaunt it!
If you don’t got it, don’t flaunt - cos chances are the only person who wants to see what you don’t got, is you
tis only a bit of fun Van
I know I’ve been lol-ing my way through the last couple of pages.
(gorgeous avi, btw 💙)
Syl said
Aug 24 11:50 PM, 2025
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion. When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Magica said
Aug 25 12:14 AM, 2025
Syl wrote:
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion. When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Oh god yes, they look repulsive.imo.
@ Vam, thanks i.Love shires.
Vam said
Aug 25 4:17 PM, 2025
Syl wrote:
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion. When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Tbh, and imo, they can look pretty good if the body is young and in shape.
But that skimpy skintight Speedo nonsense on men! ‘Budgie’….something or other (can’t recall🤷🏻♀️)
They look absolutely ludicrous, even on the fittest of younger guys. But on older guys with a bulging gut and saggy arse…..just, nooooo! 🫣🤢
Magica said
Aug 25 4:51 PM, 2025
Vam wrote:
Syl wrote:
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion. When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Tbh, and imo, they can look pretty good if the body is young and in shape.
But that skimpy skintight Speedo nonsense on men! ‘Budgie’….something or other (can’t recall🤷🏻♀️)
They look absolutely ludicrous, even on the fittest of younger guys. But on older guys with a bulging gut and saggy arse…..just, nooooo! 🫣🤢
so true!
Syl said
Aug 25 5:19 PM, 2025
Vam wrote:
Syl wrote:
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion. When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Tbh, and imo, they can look pretty good if the body is young and in shape.
But that skimpy skintight Speedo nonsense on men! ‘Budgie’….something or other (can’t recall🤷🏻♀️)
They look absolutely ludicrous, even on the fittest of younger guys. But on older guys with a bulging gut and saggy arse…..just, nooooo! 🫣🤢
Smugglers.
Maddog said
Aug 25 5:23 PM, 2025
We call them banana hammocks and they are the quickest way to identify a European on the beach.
Syl said
Aug 25 5:29 PM, 2025
Magica wrote:
Syl wrote:
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion. When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Oh god yes, they look repulsive.imo.
@ Vam, thanks i.Love shires.
Point proven.
Syl said
Aug 25 5:36 PM, 2025
Maddog wrote:
We call them banana hammocks and they are the quickest way to identify a European on the beach.
Oh will no one think of all those poor Smuggled Budgies!
At least a couple of those guys chose some classy-looking trunks, so their Budgies wouldn’t feel too constrained 😂
Syl said
Aug 26 11:57 AM, 2025
I wonder how many straight men wear thongs on the beach or by the pool...my guess is, not that many.
Syl said
Aug 29 11:42 AM, 2025
Speaking of hair (on another thread) how do you wear yours? Have you changed your style and colour over the years, or do you still sport the same style you wore when you were much younger? For the men who it may concern, do you shave your head when you start to thin on top, or is the combover your style of choice?
Therein lies the issue with fashion. There is no logical, accepted definition of how much flesh should be covered. We have some legal definitions but even they can be subjective.
I don't shit know about fashion, but I know they have the asses to rock these bottoms..😉

Why put mine and Syls pictures up
😉
If you‘ve got it, go ahead and flaunt it!
If you don’t got it, don’t flaunt - cos chances are the only person who wants to see what you don’t got, is you
I know
I’ve been lol-ing my way through the last couple of pages.
(gorgeous avi, btw 💙)
I would rather scroll down the page looking at mine and Mags arses ( from 50 years ago) to the ladies on the previous page, but it's still a style I don't much like, everyone has their own opinion on fashion.

When young I would happily go topless when abroad, but I would never have worn a thong bikini.
But ANYTHING looks better than a man strutting down the beach in a thong, it should be a punishable offence.
Oh god yes, they look repulsive.imo.
@ Vam, thanks i.Love shires.
Tbh, and imo, they can look pretty good if the body is young and in shape.
But that skimpy skintight Speedo nonsense on men! ‘Budgie’….something or other (can’t recall🤷🏻♀️)
They look absolutely ludicrous, even on the fittest of younger guys. But on older guys with a bulging gut and saggy arse…..just, nooooo! 🫣🤢
Smugglers.
Point proven.
I always thought Orlando was in America..
The very best Speedos, short shorts and man thongs from Gay Days and OMW 2016
OK, I've never been to gay days.😉
So outside of events like that, American men don't do Speedos..
Posing pouches are popular among the US weightlifting fraternity - I'm surprised you haven't bought yourself one yet
At least a couple of those guys chose some classy-looking trunks, so their Budgies wouldn’t feel too constrained 😂
Speaking of hair (on another thread) how do you wear yours? Have you changed your style and colour over the years, or do you still sport the same style you wore when you were much younger?
For the men who it may concern, do you shave your head when you start to thin on top, or is the combover your style of choice?