I was going anyway - I hinted as much on Burbles and elsewhere - I have so much work to get on with and so little discipline to breakaway from this forum malarkey that bridge-burning is helpful. NAA provided the perfect opportunity with her sudden faux concern for poor Micky and his forum along with the rest of you desperately distancing yourselves from the terrible crime that was the Boycott, happy as you were to place me firmly and solely in the frame. You really do take FW too seriously, don't you think? 

All I did was close a a forum for a few hours and yet the bile and hatred that some of you have spewed forth is more appropriate for a child killer. No wonder you are so easily manipulated in RL. Even the mighty Jack, as ever fighting windmills like some demented Don Quixote, couldn't resist a swipe or two. Ever considered the possibility, Jack, that engaging on your half-baked theories of drug-inspired aliens, international conspiracies and Zionist funded holocausts isn't really worth the effort?

And the conspiracy theories about FH and me? I've got to admit that as good a WUM as I am I failed to see those coming - wish I could take credit. The facts are that just by coincidence, and around the time NAA locked me out of Burbles for reasons I still don't understand, Micky turned up wanting to discuss "terms". Nothing came of it of course as the thread on here attests, but it was fun reading that some of you seriously thought that I would be taking a half share of FH or an anonymous modship or some other nonsense. The next time NAA has a hormonal overload and leads you down the garden path do try to see beyond it. Fcuk's sake, she even permitted Stooo to conduct his clit-licking recruitment drive right on cue. At least you weren't dumb enough to fall for that, or have you?

Only Dean remained balanced and impartial - as expected. Sometimes I think he his the only one who truly maintains a sense of proportion. I will miss Dean's intelligence and wit. And dear vils of course.

Well, you have your forum back, don't forget to maintain the subscription to keep the adverts away. I'll send the necessary passwords and stuff later today. I won't see any of you again and I won't pretend that I won't miss most of you, these past few years have been fun for the most part. I regret that I wasn't able and cannot see the chitter-chatter in FH about this (no longer being a member let alone a mod ), I hope it was good. 

BTW, Ali knew all along how to reach me, didn't you Ali? So don't believe everything you read or are told.  

Finally, a message for Gabby, I said something would come along to break the boredom, something always does.