A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Nice one
Anonymous said
Feb 17 12:30 AM, 2021
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
Syl said
Feb 17 11:31 AM, 2021
Anonymousrollup wrote:
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
Recurring dreams could be your subconscious trying to get you to understand something.....Digger and Mags are more into this than I am.
Anonymous said
Feb 17 11:47 AM, 2021
Anonymousrollup wrote:
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
Cut down on the whiskey
Digger said
Feb 17 8:55 PM, 2021
Anonymousrollup wrote:
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
We all vibrate
John Doe said
Feb 17 9:21 PM, 2021
Digger wrote:
Anonymousrollup wrote:
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
We all vibrate
I bet you do frequently.
Digger said
Feb 17 11:12 PM, 2021
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
Anonymousrollup wrote:
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
We all vibrate
I bet you do frequently.
John Doe said
Feb 17 11:39 PM, 2021
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
Anonymousrollup wrote:
rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
Nice one

rANDOM THOUGHTS?
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MAGNETS.
i KEEP DREAMING ABOUT tESLA SAYING IF YOU WANT TO understand the universe you have to understand energy and vibration.
When I say keep I mean like four times in the last month and twice last night!
Why I don't know I've not been having anything to do with Tesla.
Recurring dreams could be your subconscious trying to get you to understand something.....Digger and Mags are more into this than I am.
Cut down on the whiskey
We all vibrate
I bet you do frequently.