Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
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Syl said
Jan 28 12:02 AM, 2020
I couldn't agree more.
I find the overwhelming smell of a heavy perfume migraine inducing, and positively anti social, especially in restaurants and enclosed spaces.
When women use perfumes, or men aftershaves, so liberally, it makes me wonder what smell they are trying to cover up.
Digger said
Jan 28 12:10 AM, 2020
I remember that vile brew called Poison... Ye Gods, it stank to high heaven and used to make me feel like vomiting. It was the most revolting perfume ever.
Syl said
Jan 28 12:16 AM, 2020
I used to work at the GPO in my youth. We would be sat in designated seats at the switchboards, elbow to elbow with whoever your rota dictated.
One woman we called GPO Joan, wore the most cloying perfume ever, as soon as it faded a bit she would reapply.
I really suffered from migraine back then, and she single handedly brought on quite a few.
Twizzler said
Jan 28 1:25 PM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
R
Lots of perfume covers up that fishy smell
T
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 01:25:46 PM
Anonymous said
Jan 28 5:37 PM, 2020
During a brief respite at work today, I started telling one of my work mates about the lady on the bus that must have had a bath in it and it was so overpowering and how I felt about it. One of my friends, friends butted her big nose in and started to tell us how she is wound up by "degenerates" especially at roundabout where they do not indicate and slow down traffic, EG, if the driver is going to turn left, it is easier for the driver in front of him/her to move on therefore speeding up the traffic. She calls people that don't indicate, "no hands no brains." She also has a name for smokers but then again she has a made up name for everyone in the office and me as well I can safely assume. People like here I would gladly push into a cesspit.
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Digger said
Jan 28 8:49 PM, 2020
Twizzler wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
R
Lots of perfume covers up that fishy smell
T
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 01:25:46 PM
The voice of experience? Were you one of those women Jo Brand used to say doused their unwashed minge in gallons of Charlie?
-- Edited by Digger on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 08:49:47 PM
John Doe said
Jan 28 9:15 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
R
Lots of perfume covers up that fishy smell
T
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 01:25:46 PM
The voice of experience? Were you one of those women Jo Brand used to say doused their unwashed minge in gallons of Charlie?
-- Edited by Digger on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 08:49:47 PM
You have such a highly sophisticated way with words.
Twizzler said
Jan 28 9:30 PM, 2020
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
R
Lots of perfume covers up that fishy smell
T
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 01:25:46 PM
The voice of experience? Were you one of those women Jo Brand used to say doused their unwashed minge in gallons of Charlie?
-- Edited by Digger on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 08:49:47 PM
Youth dew darling, not Charlie
Anonymous said
Jan 28 9:42 PM, 2020
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
R
Lots of perfume covers up that fishy smell
T
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 01:25:46 PM
The voice of experience? Were you one of those women Jo Brand used to say doused their unwashed minge in gallons of Charlie?
-- Edited by Digger on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 08:49:47 PM
You have such a highly sophisticated way with words.
It was Syl the other day that made me and now it's you today making me
Are you pair the Tina Fey and Amy Poehier?
Syl said
Jan 28 11:43 PM, 2020
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Anonymous said
Jan 29 12:00 AM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
OMG, is that for real?
Honestly, Diggers 'fishy' comments are stuck in my nose especially when posting on this thread.
R
Q7LAT
Digger said
Jan 29 12:04 AM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
Georgia x said
Jan 29 12:33 AM, 2020
Georgia x wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
Anonymous said
Jan 29 6:54 AM, 2020
Georgia x wrote:
Georgia x wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Anonymous said
Jan 29 8:29 AM, 2020
Georgia x wrote:
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
If only.
Anonymous said
Jan 29 9:55 AM, 2020
Georgia x wrote:
Georgia x wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
Stop taking things so personally.
Even if it was an insult you don't need to feel insulted. You're allowing someone else to dictate your emotions
Anonymous said
Jan 29 10:26 AM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
Georgia x wrote:
Georgia x wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
Stop taking things so personally.
Even if it was an insult you don't need to feel insulted. You're allowing someone else to dictate your emotions
John Doe said
Jan 29 12:23 PM, 2020
Syl wrote:
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
That's nothing - I have heard George Clooney is going to release his pungent 'Scent of my Knob Cheese' aftershave very shortly!
-- Edited by John Doe on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 12:24:53 PM
Anonymous said
Jan 29 1:11 PM, 2020
Anonymous wrote:
Georgia x wrote:
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
If only.
Has to make it all about her. She'll find a way whatever the topic............
Have you ever felt so exasperated that you want to tear off the varmints ugly head? This could be anything from you the postperson arriving late to someone that bodychecks you as you make your
way to work. This happens to me at least once a week and the
way I deal with it is to write an E-mail and send it to a friend about the incident, event, works for me.
Today, I have decided to vent my frustration on this platform.
On the way back home from work on the number 44 bus I too a seat behind this lady. She was in her mid-fifties is my best guess, smartly dressed, looked clean but then came the whiffs, big whiffs of perfume. It may have a nice smell to it used in moderation but when splashed about like a big whale splashes about in the ocean,
It certainly is too much. So much so I had to get up and move as it was choking me. Yes, it's better than the smell of wet dogs but it was so overpowering that I felt like shaking the woman by the scruff of the neck and telling her to use less.
R
I find the overwhelming smell of a heavy perfume migraine inducing, and positively anti social, especially in restaurants and enclosed spaces.
When women use perfumes, or men aftershaves, so liberally, it makes me wonder what smell they are trying to cover up.
One woman we called GPO Joan, wore the most cloying perfume ever, as soon as it faded a bit she would reapply.
I really suffered from migraine back then, and she single handedly brought on quite a few.
Lots of perfume covers up that fishy smell
T
-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 01:25:46 PM
During a brief respite at work today, I started telling one of my work mates about the lady on the bus that must have had a bath in it and it was so overpowering and how I felt about it. One of my friends, friends butted her big nose in and started to tell us how she is wound up by "degenerates" especially at roundabout where they do not indicate and slow down traffic, EG, if the driver is going to turn left, it is easier for the driver in front of him/her to move on therefore speeding up the traffic. She calls people that don't indicate, "no hands no brains." She also has a name for smokers but then again she has a made up name for everyone in the office and me as well I can safely assume. People like here I would gladly push into a cesspit.
R
The voice of experience? Were you one of those women Jo Brand used to say doused their unwashed minge in gallons of Charlie?
-- Edited by Digger on Tuesday 28th of January 2020 08:49:47 PM
You have such a highly sophisticated way with words.
Youth dew darling, not Charlie
It was Syl the other day that made me
and now it's you today making me 
Are you pair the Tina Fey and Amy Poehier?
The mind boggles.
OMG, is that for real?
Honestly, Diggers 'fishy' comments are stuck in my nose especially when posting on this thread.
R
Q7LAT
Oh, FFS!
What doesn’t offend you?
Stop taking things so personally.
Even if it was an insult you don't need to feel insulted. You're allowing someone else to dictate your emotions
That's nothing - I have heard George Clooney is going to release his pungent 'Scent of my Knob Cheese' aftershave very shortly!
-- Edited by John Doe on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 12:24:53 PM
Has to make it all about her. She'll find a way whatever the topic............