Radio 2. My wife got me a wooden car for my birthday, with wooden seats, wooden wheels and a wooden engine, and it wooden start.
Anonymous wrote: Radio 2. My wife got me a wooden car for my birthday, with wooden seats, wooden wheels and a wooden engine, and it wooden start.
You forgot the wooden key and wooden ignition, And when I put the key in the ignition it wooden start
Use of the phrase "My wife" is offensive for some, especially some feminists and progressives. So unfortunately the above joke is offensive to some.
Here is an inoffensive joke:
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry.
Anonymous wrote:Use of the phrase "My wife" is offensive for some, especially some feminists and progressives. So unfortunately the above joke is offensive to some. Here is an inoffensive joke:Knock KnockWho is there?BooBoo who?No need to cry.
I am very sorry. Administration, please remove my post as it has offended, could offend women according to the poster with no name.
I will try again.
On LBC today,
A person goes to see its GP"Gp, doctor, sir, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'""That sounds like Tom Jones sindrome.""Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."replies, the doc
R
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?A: "Put it on my bill."
Dr R
Where is Jo with his Your mama jokes
Twizzler wrote:Where is Jo with his Your mama jokes
Its mam not mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep it clean!
Jobless Oddball wrote:Twizzler wrote:Where is Jo with his Your mama jokes Its mam not mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- Edited by Jobless Oddball on Sunday 2nd of February 2020 02:55:00 PM
-- Edited by Jobless Oddball on Sunday 2nd of February 2020 02:55:00 PM
A slip of the tongue
well come on Jo
start us off!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Use of the phrase "My wife" is offensive for some, especially some feminists and progressives. So unfortunately the above joke is offensive to some. Here is an inoffensive joke:Knock KnockWho is there?BooBoo who?No need to cry. I am very sorry. Administration, please remove my post as it has offended, could offend women according to the poster with no name. I will try again. On LBC today, A person goes to see its GP"Gp, doctor, sir, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'""That sounds like Tom Jones sindrome.""Is it common?""It's not unusual."replies, the doc R
I did find that amusing even though I have heard it a million times before lol x
A bloke walks into his Dad's house with chairs under each of his arms and a sofa balanced on his back, his Dad asks -
'What are you doing and where did you get them?'
The son replied -'Oh I got talking to an old fella in the park and he said I could have them.'
Dad then smacks him hard across the chops.'What did you do that for?''How many times have I bloody told you! Never accept suites from strangers!'
Radio 2. My wife got me a wooden car for my birthday, with wooden seats, wooden wheels and a wooden engine, and it wooden start.
You forgot the wooden key and wooden ignition, And when I put the key in the ignition it wooden start
Use of the phrase "My wife" is offensive for some, especially some feminists and progressives. So unfortunately the above joke is offensive to some.
Here is an inoffensive joke:
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry.
I am very sorry. Administration, please remove my post as it has offended, could offend women according to the poster with no name.
I will try again.
On LBC today,
A person goes to see its GP
"Gp, doctor, sir, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones sindrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."replies, the doc
R
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Dr R
Where is Jo with his Your mama jokes
Its mam not mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Edited by Jobless Oddball on Sunday 2nd of February 2020 02:55:00 PM
Keep it clean!
A slip of the tongue
well come on Jo
start us off!
They gave him a lump sum, some back pay and a bottle of Bells.
I did find that amusing even though I have heard it a million times before lol x
A bloke walks into his Dad's house with chairs under each of his arms and a sofa balanced on his back, his Dad asks -
'What are you doing and where did you get them?'
The son replied -
'Oh I got talking to an old fella in the park and he said I could have them.'
Dad then smacks him hard across the chops.
'What did you do that for?'
'How many times have I bloody told you! Never accept suites from strangers!'