My OH has a habit of filling up the dishwasher and then not putting it on. So I go to empty it and it's full of dirty dishes! I'm like...can't you just push that big square fucking knob!
Digger said
Jul 6 9:47 AM, 2022
And who hasn't got a husband who micromanages you when you drive. Mine complains he's sick of driving everywhere, he never gets a break, blah blah. Then proceeds to yell "Watch out!" "He's gonna overtake!" "Mind that kerb" "Lights are changing!" I end up screeching, "This is the reason you always drive!" or more simply "Shut the fuck up or walk!"
Syl said
Jul 7 12:10 AM, 2022
Digger wrote:
And who hasn't got a husband who micromanages you when you drive. Mine complains he's sick of driving everywhere, he never gets a break, blah blah. Then proceeds to yell "Watch out!" "He's gonna overtake!" "Mind that kerb" "Lights are changing!" I end up screeching, "This is the reason you always drive!" or more simply "Shut the fuck up or walk!"
The closest I came to divorce, was many years ago when I stupidly let my OH teach me how to drive.
One day he went on and on so much, I literally lost the power of rational thought.
He ordered me to pull over, and swap seats so he could drive home.
He got out of the car, I stayed where I was, locked the doors, and drove off...kangarooed it all the way home.
I hired a professional instructor after that....and passed my test with flying colours soon after.
Digger said
Jul 7 2:45 PM, 2022
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
And who hasn't got a husband who micromanages you when you drive. Mine complains he's sick of driving everywhere, he never gets a break, blah blah. Then proceeds to yell "Watch out!" "He's gonna overtake!" "Mind that kerb" "Lights are changing!" I end up screeching, "This is the reason you always drive!" or more simply "Shut the fuck up or walk!"
The closest I came to divorce, was many years ago when I stupidly let my OH teach me how to drive.
One day he went on and on so much, I literally lost the power of rational thought.
He ordered me to pull over, and swap seats so he could drive home.
He got out of the car, I stayed where I was, locked the doors, and drove off...kangarooed it all the way home.
I hired a professional instructor after that....and passed my test with flying colours soon after.
I bet that chastened him
Jobless Oddball said
Jul 9 8:35 AM, 2022
This is why I'm not married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syl said
Jul 10 2:10 PM, 2022
Jobless Oddball wrote:
This is why I'm not married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that and the fact you are a trolling, boring, twat.
Jobless Oddball said
Jul 11 8:27 PM, 2022
Syl wrote:
Well, that and the fact you are a trolling, boring, twat.
And the fact is that there is absolutely nowt you can do about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobless Oddball said
Aug 18 7:07 PM, 2024
Syl wrote:
The closest I came to divorce, was many years ago when I stupidly let my OH teach me how to drive.
One day he went on and on so much, I literally lost the power of rational thought.
He ordered me to pull over, and swap seats so he could drive home.
He got out of the car, I stayed where I was, locked the doors, and drove off...kangarooed it all the way home.
I hired a professional instructor after that....and passed my test with flying colours soon after.
So you broke the law several times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SF said
Aug 18 7:22 PM, 2024
Quite a few on here think they are immune from the law!
A few are gonna end up in the clink. Won’t be so gobby then!
Syl said
Aug 18 7:34 PM, 2024
Jobless Oddball wrote:
Syl wrote:
The closest I came to divorce, was many years ago when I stupidly let my OH teach me how to drive.
One day he went on and on so much, I literally lost the power of rational thought.
He ordered me to pull over, and swap seats so he could drive home.
He got out of the car, I stayed where I was, locked the doors, and drove off...kangarooed it all the way home.
I hired a professional instructor after that....and passed my test with flying colours soon after.
So you broke the law several times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just once.
Maddog said
Aug 18 8:00 PM, 2024
Digger wrote:
My OH has a habit of filling up the dishwasher and then not putting it on. So I go to empty it and it's full of dirty dishes! I'm like...can't you just push that big square fucking knob!
It needs soap too doesn't it??
Syl said
Aug 23 12:02 PM, 2024
Odd how the little things you found endearing when you first meet someone, drives you mad years later. I remember once, my OH did something really irritating, we were eating in the garden, and it made me so mad I threw a chicken bone at him.
I relayed this on a forum once, the usual gang descended....you would have thought I had stabbed him in the eye their feigned disgust was so strong.
He still irritates me, but I don't throw chicken bones anymore.
Magica said
Aug 23 2:58 PM, 2024
Syl wrote:
Odd how the little things you found endearing when you first meet someone, drives you mad years later. I remember once, my OH did something really irritating, we were eating in the garden, and it made me so mad I threw a chicken bone at him.
I relayed this on a forum once, the usual gang descended....you would have thought I had stabbed him in the eye their feigned disgust was so strong.
He still irritates me, but I don't throw chicken bones anymore.
A phrase coined by a psychiatrist to name those little irritations that drive you nuts in a marriage.
Some very funny examples here
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10985705/Marital-hatred-Thats-phrase-irritations-five-women-reveal-peeves.html
And who hasn't got a husband who micromanages you when you drive. Mine complains he's sick of driving everywhere, he never gets a break, blah blah. Then proceeds to yell "Watch out!" "He's gonna overtake!" "Mind that kerb" "Lights are changing!" I end up screeching, "This is the reason you always drive!" or more simply "Shut the fuck up or walk!"
The closest I came to divorce, was many years ago when I stupidly let my OH teach me how to drive.
One day he went on and on so much, I literally lost the power of rational thought.
He ordered me to pull over, and swap seats so he could drive home.
He got out of the car, I stayed where I was, locked the doors, and drove off...kangarooed it all the way home.
I hired a professional instructor after that....and passed my test with flying colours soon after.
I bet that chastened him
Well, that and the fact you are a trolling, boring, twat.
And the fact is that there is absolutely nowt you can do about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you broke the law several times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quite a few on here think they are immune from the law!
A few are gonna end up in the clink. Won’t be so gobby then!
Just once.
It needs soap too doesn't it??
Odd how the little things you found endearing when you first meet someone, drives you mad years later.
I remember once, my OH did something really irritating, we were eating in the garden, and it made me so mad I threw a chicken bone at him.
I relayed this on a forum once, the usual gang descended....you would have thought I had stabbed him in the eye their feigned disgust was so strong.
He still irritates me, but I don't throw chicken bones anymore.
Lol.