I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Syl said
Jan 21 1:43 PM, 2023
Sadly, Digger and myself are not Anons...so we will have to decline your offer.
Maddog said
Jan 21 2:04 PM, 2023
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Have you tried Tinder?
Anonymous said
Jan 21 2:49 PM, 2023
Maddog wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Have you tried Tinder?
Probably virtually shagged ‘em all already if he’s resorting to forums!!…. how mature is mature btw?
Maddog said
Jan 21 4:53 PM, 2023
Poca wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Have you tried Tinder?
Probably virtually shagged ‘em all already if he’s resorting to forums!!…. how mature is mature btw?
I'm too immature to know.
Syl said
Jan 21 5:21 PM, 2023
I have been asked to pass this message on. I wont make a habit of it.
I was doing a bit of silver surfing, and I happened across this request.
I am anon, I am mature, and though I have lost certain things along lifes highway...teeth, hair, judgment etc....I am still game for a laugh and have maintained a certain amount of jenesequa and bonjela.
I am broad of mind and beam, so seem to fit the bill.
I am sure either Digger or Syl will pass any correspondence on to me...for a fee.
In anticipation...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 21st of January 2023 05:23:21 PM
Anonymous said
Jan 21 6:25 PM, 2023
Syl wrote:
I have been asked to pass this message on. I wont make a habit of it.
I was doing a bit of silver surfing, and I happened across this request.
I am anon, I am mature, and though I have lost certain things along lifes highway...teeth, hair, judgment etc....I am still game for a laugh and have maintained a certain amount of jenesequa and bonjela.
I am broad of mind and beam, so seem to fit the bill.
I am sure either Digger or Syl will pass any correspondence on to me...for a fee.
In anticipation...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 21st of January 2023 05:23:21 PM
….. why the need for bonjela if no teeth?
Digger said
Jan 21 6:28 PM, 2023
Poca wrote:
Syl wrote:
I have been asked to pass this message on. I wont make a habit of it.
I was doing a bit of silver surfing, and I happened across this request.
I am anon, I am mature, and though I have lost certain things along lifes highway...teeth, hair, judgment etc....I am still game for a laugh and have maintained a certain amount of jenesequa and bonjela.
I am broad of mind and beam, so seem to fit the bill.
I am sure either Digger or Syl will pass any correspondence on to me...for a fee.
In anticipation...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 21st of January 2023 05:23:21 PM
….. why the need for bonjela if no teeth?
Perhaps because Bonjela is for mouth ulcers and not teeth
Anonymous said
Jan 21 6:30 PM, 2023
Maddog wrote:
Poca wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Have you tried Tinder?
Probably virtually shagged ‘em all already if he’s resorting to forums!!…. how mature is mature btw?
I'm too immature to know.
Hahaaa…..
Digger said
Jan 21 6:36 PM, 2023
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Dear Desperate,
You may have better luck over on Dogs. Pickin's are slim but at least one person over there can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch without using their hands.
Anonymous said
Jan 21 6:40 PM, 2023
Digger wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Dear Desperate,
You may have better luck over on Dogs. Pickin's are slim but at least one person over there can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch without using their hands.
Xtras might disagree….
Anonymous said
Jan 21 10:36 PM, 2023
Syl wrote:
I have been asked to pass this message on. I wont make a habit of it.
I was doing a bit of silver surfing, and I happened across this request.
I am anon, I am mature, and though I have lost certain things along lifes highway...teeth, hair, judgment etc....I am still game for a laugh and have maintained a certain amount of jenesequa and bonjela.
I am broad of mind and beam, so seem to fit the bill.
I am sure either Digger or Syl will pass any correspondence on to me...for a fee.
In anticipation...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 21st of January 2023 05:23:21 PM
Hi Syl, you sound great! Especially glad to hear how broad minded you are, that that be hard to find in a more mature lady. You don’t look that broad across the beam - could you give more detail pls? Eg 36 DD?? Thanks !
Anonymous said
Jan 21 10:47 PM, 2023
Digger wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Dear Desperate,
You may have better luck over on Dogs. Pickin's are slim but at least one person over there can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch without using their hands.
Syl said
Jan 22 12:11 AM, 2023
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
I have been asked to pass this message on. I wont make a habit of it.
I was doing a bit of silver surfing, and I happened across this request.
I am anon, I am mature, and though I have lost certain things along lifes highway...teeth, hair, judgment etc....I am still game for a laugh and have maintained a certain amount of jenesequa and bonjela.
I am broad of mind and beam, so seem to fit the bill.
I am sure either Digger or Syl will pass any correspondence on to me...for a fee.
In anticipation...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 21st of January 2023 05:23:21 PM
Hi Syl, you sound great! Especially glad to hear how broad minded you are, that that be hard to find in a more mature lady. You don’t look that broad across the beam - could you give more detail pls? Eg 36 DD?? Thanks !
Dont flatter the messenger.
I was just passing the message on.
Anonymous said
Jan 22 1:03 AM, 2023
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
This is a respectable forum, not a knocking shop for bored husbands.
Even worse, you could be a lardarse Scot, or a bald, buck toothed bore.
From what I have seen, the ladies of this forum, whether married, single or undecided, have no desire to encourage Percy Filth internet chancers.
Shame on you.
Digger said
Jan 22 11:42 AM, 2023
Poca wrote:
Digger wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Dear Desperate,
You may have better luck over on Dogs. Pickin's are slim but at least one person over there can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch without using their hands.
Xtras might disagree….
specially if your surname is Bacon
Anonymous said
Jan 22 12:09 PM, 2023
Digger wrote:
Poca wrote:
Digger wrote:
Anon wrote:
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Dear Desperate,
You may have better luck over on Dogs. Pickin's are slim but at least one person over there can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch without using their hands.
Xtras might disagree….
specially if your surname is Bacon
Ooooh Davey boy…..
Anonymous said
Jan 22 12:46 PM, 2023
Firstly, I want to thank all you lovely broad-minded ladies that have replied with such candour. It’s to be admired!
I would also like to thank Syl’s broad-minded anonymous friend. To that end, I would very much like to get a discourse going with this bold acquaintance. She seems to know what she wants and when she wants it, and I admire that in a filly.
Alas, I shall not be resorting to Dogs. Why would I go there when there is an ample supply of fragrant mature ladies here? In any case, Xtras prefers an ethnic gentleman.
p.s. Any of you a double D or larger?
Thanks so much x
Anonymous said
Jan 22 1:18 PM, 2023
Anonymous wrote:
Firstly, I want to thank all you lovely broad-minded ladies that have replied with such candour. It’s to be admired!
I would also like to thank Syl’s broad-minded anonymous friend. To that end, I would very much like to get a discourse going with this bold acquaintance. She seems to know what she wants and when she wants it, and I admire that in a filly.
Alas, I shall not be resorting to Dogs. Why would I go there when there is an ample supply of fragrant mature ladies here? In any case, Xtras prefers an ethnic gentleman.
p.s. Any of you a double D or larger?
Thanks so much x
Double D or larger???….. NO, thank fuck for my Mums genes!!
Syl said
Jan 23 12:39 PM, 2023
Anonymous wrote:
Firstly, I want to thank all you lovely broad-minded ladies that have replied with such candour. It’s to be admired!
I would also like to thank Syl’s broad-minded anonymous friend. To that end, I would very much like to get a discourse going with this bold acquaintance. She seems to know what she wants and when she wants it, and I admire that in a filly.
Alas, I shall not be resorting to Dogs. Why would I go there when there is an ample supply of fragrant mature ladies here? In any case, Xtras prefers an ethnic gentleman.
p.s. Any of you a double D or larger?
Thanks so much x
A reply sent directly to me, presumably for the desperate Anon.
"I guess age and life experience is a mind broadener.
Regular Origami and Sumo for the elderly classes have kept mind and body active and flexible over the years, as has riding.
Speaking of fillies (saucy devil) I have only recently given up the saddle....though if the opportunity arises again, knowing me, I will jump right back on, I love a jolly good gallop.
I will not divulge my womanly measurements for all to see, though I do have a fuller figure if that is to your taste. One ex friend laughingly used to liken me to a washed out Lizzo..(washed out as in white, not knackered) maybe he was referring to my habit of twerking in Tesco....exercise when you can, is my motto.
Your Dog's reference was a little bit disturbing for me. I will NOT indulge in any form of bestiality, no matter how fragrant the dog is.
Hopefully, as I am relying on the kindness of strangers (to quote Blanche) my message will be posted."
Dear all
Pleased to make your acquaintance !
I am a younger anon gentleman looking for broad-minded mature ladies for friendship.
As I am married I must sadly remain anon, fellow anons most welcome.
Broad-minded a must, if you know what I mean.
Thanks
Have you tried Tinder?
Probably virtually shagged ‘em all already if he’s resorting to forums!!
…. how mature is mature btw? 
I'm too immature to know.
I have been asked to pass this message on. I wont make a habit of it.
I was doing a bit of silver surfing, and I happened across this request.
I am anon, I am mature, and though I have lost certain things along lifes highway...teeth, hair, judgment etc....I am still game for a laugh and have maintained a certain amount of jenesequa and bonjela.
I am broad of mind and beam, so seem to fit the bill.
I am sure either Digger or Syl will pass any correspondence on to me...for a fee.
In anticipation...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 21st of January 2023 05:23:21 PM
Perhaps because Bonjela is for mouth ulcers and not teeth
Hahaaa…..
Dear Desperate,
You may have better luck over on Dogs. Pickin's are slim but at least one person over there can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch without using their hands.
Xtras might disagree….
Hi Syl, you sound great! Especially glad to hear how broad minded you are, that that be hard to find in a more mature lady. You don’t look that broad across the beam - could you give more detail pls? Eg 36 DD?? Thanks !
Dont flatter the messenger.
I was just passing the message on.
This is a respectable forum, not a knocking shop for bored husbands.
Even worse, you could be a lardarse Scot, or a bald, buck toothed bore.
From what I have seen, the ladies of this forum, whether married, single or undecided, have no desire to encourage Percy Filth internet chancers.
Shame on you.
specially if your surname is Bacon
Ooooh Davey boy…..
Firstly, I want to thank all you lovely broad-minded ladies that have replied with such candour. It’s to be admired!
I would also like to thank Syl’s broad-minded anonymous friend. To that end, I would very much like to get a discourse going with this bold acquaintance. She seems to know what she wants and when she wants it, and I admire that in a filly.
Alas, I shall not be resorting to Dogs. Why would I go there when there is an ample supply of fragrant mature ladies here? In any case, Xtras prefers an ethnic gentleman.
p.s. Any of you a double D or larger?
Thanks so much x
Double D or larger???….. NO, thank fuck for my Mums genes!!
A reply sent directly to me, presumably for the desperate Anon.
"I guess age and life experience is a mind broadener.
Regular Origami and Sumo for the elderly classes have kept mind and body active and flexible over the years, as has riding.
Speaking of fillies (saucy devil) I have only recently given up the saddle....though if the opportunity arises again, knowing me, I will jump right back on, I love a jolly good gallop.
I will not divulge my womanly measurements for all to see, though I do have a fuller figure if that is to your taste. One ex friend laughingly used to liken me to a washed out Lizzo..(washed out as in white, not knackered) maybe he was referring to my habit of twerking in Tesco....exercise when you can, is my motto.
Your Dog's reference was a little bit disturbing for me. I will NOT indulge in any form of bestiality, no matter how fragrant the dog is.
Hopefully, as I am relying on the kindness of strangers (to quote Blanche) my message will be posted."