What is it about men in thongs anyway? They invariably stand there, legs apart, chest out, obviously the image in their head of how they look is very different to the actual image others see. Even worse, they often have beer guts and ponytails....and are usually 50 plus. f
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 1st of April 2023 11:56:16 AM
Maddog said
Apr 1 6:20 PM, 2023
Syl wrote:
What is it about men in thongs anyway? They invariably stand there, legs apart, chest out, obviously the image in their head of how they look is very different to the actual image others see. Even worse, they often have beer guts and ponytails....and are usually 50 plus. f
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 1st of April 2023 11:56:16 AM
That's how we identify European men at beaches around the world.
American men will not wear those (except gay men at a pride parade)..
Digger said
Apr 1 7:39 PM, 2023
Syl wrote:
Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.
He's not got much to shout about, has he?
Syl said
Apr 1 7:41 PM, 2023
Probably why he has covered his face.
Maddog said
Apr 1 9:20 PM, 2023
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.
He's not got much to shout about, has he?
There's show-ers and grow-ers.
Vita said
Apr 2 2:35 AM, 2023
Syl wrote:
Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.
They look ridiculous!!
I can mind a funny exchange between Canny DC and 3rd Leg.
Leggy was saying he always wore thongs round the pool and Canny said what a disgusting thought.
Then it dawned on me, 3rd Leg was an Aussie and Thongs are Flip flops there!!
😂
Maddog said
Apr 2 5:14 AM, 2023
Yeah. Flip flops are shoes here too. Thongs are underwear for women..
We call those suits speedos.
Or banana hammocks.
Syl said
Apr 2 11:45 AM, 2023
Maddog wrote:
Yeah. Flip flops are shoes here too. Thongs are underwear for women..
We call those suits speedos.
Or banana hammocks.
I think this is what we call a banana hammock, not hard to see why.
Incidentally, I have been directed onto some very odd sites looking for pics in this thread....I think I'll call it a day now.
Digger, Vintage, Vita, Mags, Poca, pick your outfits.
Ooops...
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 1st of April 2023 12:13:30 PM
Don't try to upstage us...stick to your budgie smugglers.
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits
… a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca! 
I think bikini's are a big no no after a certain age. So it's either a one piece or tankini for me. There are some lovely ones on this website.
https://www.seafancy.co.uk
I got a new swimsuit last year and since giving up chocolate, crisps and sweets for lent it's grand.
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.
What is it about men in thongs anyway?
They invariably stand there, legs apart, chest out, obviously the image in their head of how they look is very different to the actual image others see.
Even worse, they often have beer guts and ponytails....and are usually 50 plus.
f
-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 1st of April 2023 11:56:16 AM
That's how we identify European men at beaches around the world.
American men will not wear those (except gay men at a pride parade)..
There's show-ers and grow-ers.
We call those suits speedos.
Or banana hammocks.
I think this is what we call a banana hammock, not hard to see why.
Incidentally, I have been directed onto some very odd sites looking for pics in this thread....I think I'll call it a day now.
One for the ladies