always wanted my boobs done so took the plunge this January to finally make my dreams come true. A week later and those dreams are in tatters. The implants that they put in were so big, that the skin has been stretched too tight over the silicon and I’ve ended up with what looked like two rockhard beach balls. I wasn’t really advised that the size that I chose could’ve led to this issue, but frankly you could park a bike between them at the moment.
We’re currently deciding what to do as the hospital will not accept any liability whatsoever. So we are going to see a lawyer next week what we may be able to do as I’ve been told that to remove or reduce these two rock hard melons cost a lot of extra money.
Syl said
Jan 10 12:19 AM, 2024
Did your surgeon not warn you they would be hard for months?
Maddog said
Jan 10 3:19 PM, 2024
Post some pics so we can give better advice..
jackthelad said
Jan 10 4:06 PM, 2024
Should have gone for the screw on ones. Spin 'em off at night for comfort.
Digger said
Jan 10 4:09 PM, 2024
Anonymous wrote:
Hi
always wanted my boobs done so took the plunge this January to finally make my dreams come true. A week later and those dreams are in tatters. The implants that they put in were so big, that the skin has been stretched too tight over the silicon and I’ve ended up with what looked like two rockhard beach balls. I wasn’t really advised that the size that I chose could’ve led to this issue, but frankly you could park a bike between them at the moment.
We’re currently deciding what to do as the hospital will not accept any liability whatsoever. So we are going to see a lawyer next week what we may be able to do as I’ve been told that to remove or reduce these two rock hard melons cost a lot of extra money.
Lesson learned I guess. There's no cure for stupid.
Anonymous said
Jan 10 9:16 PM, 2024
Syl wrote:
Did your surgeon not warn you they would be hard for months?
Hard in recovery yes and real sore, but not as hard as they are, it’s clearly never going to reduce.
on the plus side hubby loves it, even though he supports me to get it put right. If it was up to him they would stay !
So now I have to decide whether to buy a GG bikini in the sales for our summer in Marbella or wait to see if they are reduced by then.
bloody nightmare !
SF said
Jan 10 9:21 PM, 2024
jackthelad wrote:
Should have gone for the screw on ones. Spin 'em off at night for comfort.
I can’t stop laughing !
Digger said
Jan 10 10:10 PM, 2024
jackthelad wrote:
Should have gone for the screw on ones. Spin 'em off at night for comfort.
If only.....
Syl said
Jan 10 11:46 PM, 2024
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
Did your surgeon not warn you they would be hard for months?
Hard in recovery yes and real sore, but not as hard as they are, it’s clearly never going to reduce.
on the plus side hubby loves it, even though he supports me to get it put right. If it was up to him they would stay !
So now I have to decide whether to buy a GG bikini in the sales for our summer in Marbella or wait to see if they are reduced by then.
bloody nightmare !
Make sure the bikinis contain lycra, it stretches.
Anonymous said
Jan 11 12:55 PM, 2024
Syl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
Did your surgeon not warn you they would be hard for months?
Hard in recovery yes and real sore, but not as hard as they are, it’s clearly never going to reduce.
on the plus side hubby loves it, even though he supports me to get it put right. If it was up to him they would stay !
So now I have to decide whether to buy a GG bikini in the sales for our summer in Marbella or wait to see if they are reduced by then.
bloody nightmare !
Make sure the bikinis contain lycra, it stretches.
Yes good point. Have you had yours done or considering it?
Syl said
Jan 12 12:14 PM, 2024
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Syl wrote:
Did your surgeon not warn you they would be hard for months?
Hard in recovery yes and real sore, but not as hard as they are, it’s clearly never going to reduce.
on the plus side hubby loves it, even though he supports me to get it put right. If it was up to him they would stay !
So now I have to decide whether to buy a GG bikini in the sales for our summer in Marbella or wait to see if they are reduced by then.
bloody nightmare !
Make sure the bikinis contain lycra, it stretches.
Yes good point. Have you had yours done or considering it?
Nope, I have always been satisfied with what I have.
Anonymous said
Jan 12 1:55 PM, 2024
Apparently in India they stuff them with newspaper in a silicone bag.
jackthelad said
Jan 12 2:20 PM, 2024
I suspect this is Dean...
Syl said
Jan 12 6:14 PM, 2024
jackthelad wrote:
I suspect this is Dean...
Some nutter...so it very well could be.
Digger said
Jan 13 12:44 AM, 2024
Anonymous wrote:
Apparently in India they stuff them with newspaper in a silicone bag.
When I was Dave the Lorry Driver, I favoured a small bag of sprouts tucked into the undies. What with my Yorkie in one fist, hand on hip, one foot raised on the wheel rim of my DAX FX, I cut quite the dash.
Anonymous said
Jan 19 4:35 AM, 2024
Anonymous wrote:
Hi
always wanted my boobs done so took the plunge this January to finally make my dreams come true ...
Always wanted your boobs done - Before or after puberty? Approximately what age were you when this idea / dream first formed in your mind. I am of the belief that most ideas and dreams come from elsewhere - that is you have been "brainwashed" to this dream. Maybe you have been led to believe that you won't be loved or respected if you didn't have bigger mammary glands.
Syl said
Jan 19 5:59 PM, 2024
Anonymous-b wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Hi
always wanted my boobs done so took the plunge this January to finally make my dreams come true ...
Always wanted your boobs done - Before or after puberty? Approximately what age were you when this idea / dream first formed in your mind. I am of the belief that most ideas and dreams come from elsewhere - that is you have been "brainwashed" to this dream. Maybe you have been led to believe that you won't be loved or respected if you didn't have bigger mammary glands.
Maybe he has.
Anonymous said
Jan 22 12:59 AM, 2024
I suppose since this individual hasn't returned to post this was just someone trolling. In support of this troll theorem not many know of this site and so one would not expect new people to post out of the blue something like this without first contributing to existing threads or introducing themselves and saying a few words on how they found this site.
Digger said
Jan 23 3:13 PM, 2024
Anonymous-b wrote:
I suppose since this individual hasn't returned to post this was just someone trolling. In support of this troll theorem not many know of this site and so one would not expect new people to post out of the blue something like this without first contributing to existing threads or introducing themselves and saying a few words on how they found this site.
Hi
always wanted my boobs done so took the plunge this January to finally make my dreams come true. A week later and those dreams are in tatters. The implants that they put in were so big, that the skin has been stretched too tight over the silicon and I’ve ended up with what looked like two rockhard beach balls. I wasn’t really advised that the size that I chose could’ve led to this issue, but frankly you could park a bike between them at the moment.
We’re currently deciding what to do as the hospital will not accept any liability whatsoever. So we are going to see a lawyer next week what we may be able to do as I’ve been told that to remove or reduce these two rock hard melons cost a lot of extra money.
Lesson learned I guess. There's no cure for stupid.
Hard in recovery yes and real sore, but not as hard as they are, it’s clearly never going to reduce.
on the plus side hubby loves it, even though he supports me to get it put right. If it was up to him they would stay !
So now I have to decide whether to buy a GG bikini in the sales for our summer in Marbella or wait to see if they are reduced by then.
bloody nightmare !
I can’t stop laughing !


If only.....
Make sure the bikinis contain lycra, it stretches.
Yes good point. Have you had yours done or considering it?
Nope, I have always been satisfied with what I have.
Apparently in India they stuff them with newspaper in a silicone bag.
Some nutter...so it very well could be.
When I was Dave the Lorry Driver, I favoured a small bag of sprouts tucked into the undies. What with my Yorkie in one fist, hand on hip, one foot raised on the wheel rim of my DAX FX, I cut quite the dash.
Always wanted your boobs done - Before or after puberty? Approximately what age were you when this idea / dream first formed in your mind. I am of the belief that most ideas and dreams come from elsewhere - that is you have been "brainwashed" to this dream. Maybe you have been led to believe that you won't be loved or respected if you didn't have bigger mammary glands.
Maybe he has.
I suppose since this individual hasn't returned to post this was just someone trolling. In support of this troll theorem not many know of this site and so one would not expect new people to post out of the blue something like this without first contributing to existing threads or introducing themselves and saying a few words on how they found this site.
I guess this thread has finally gone tits up.