Thats a coincidence coz you're old enough to be me mam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh I see. So, you just dye your hair grey and wear a fake bald patch for the fun of it?
He's got now't on me! I'm retiring to hotter climes soon (been my dream) where the coastline is swarming with beach bunnies, and a few bob'll buy me all the pussy I want.
Don't be like that babe, I'm very popular with the laydees, they can't resist my blubbery charms and like to fondle my sweaty super sexy back tits.
See the video posted above...everytime I see that I will think of you and your alter ego Blubberboy.
Difference is, the wifeys can't get enough of me, I'm sizzling hot, and I don't have to threaten and abuse them to get them to notice me. Blubberboy made his bed.
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Well thats true, apart from having a very inflated ego like blubber, you dont sink to his level of coarseness.....but I still wish you would cover up a bit more...it's enough to frighten the horses..