ChaoticMusings

Date: Jul 21 11:18 AM, 2020

The Dogs Perma Banned Club

Digger · Admin

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?

BackGammon · Burning up the forum

Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?

I think it’s a free Bollocks to Brexit snazzy beret.

John Doe · Still Here!

Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

Digger · Admin

BackGammon wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
I think it’s a free Bollocks to Brexit snazzy beret.

Will it have those glasses and tash attached to it like you see in joke shops?

Digger · Admin

Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?

An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?

Doubtful that will happen Digs.

Digger · Admin

Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?
Doubtful that will happen Digs.

I was being sarcastic

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?
Doubtful that will happen Digs.
I was being sarcastic

I ama bit slow today

John Doe · Still Here!

Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?
Doubtful that will happen Digs.
I was being sarcastic
I ama bit slow today

Today?

Digger · Admin

John Doe wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?
Doubtful that will happen Digs.
I was being sarcastic
I ama bit slow today
Today?

Sarky twat!

BackGammon · Burning up the forum

Digger wrote:
BackGammon wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
I think it’s a free Bollocks to Brexit snazzy beret.
Will it have those glasses and tash attached to it like you see in joke shops?

Yeah and the joke teeth that whistle.

John Doe · Still Here!

Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Salty Tears wrote:
Ever been banned from Dogs?   Answered back and got a ban?   Won an argument with Stooo or Hobbit and laughed at the figurative gnashing of teeth and frenetic typing of "CUNT!"?   Dared to laugh at the personal appearance of the forum owner?
You're not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee: Membership free
Probationary Member - A few hours ban here and there and a verbal trouncing from mods or admin
Associate Member - Anyone with at least a two day ban or temporary booting.   Preferably with a verbal trouncing from mods or admin.
Premium Member - At least a six day ban plus a sanctimonious tongue lashing peppered with empty threats from Hobbit
Full Member - Perma ban forever and ever and ever.   No precipitation.   Those threatened with dox or pizza deliveries preferred.   Special 'Gold Extra' option for members who have suffered a personal phone call from Stooo.

What compensation are you offering?
An unban if you apologise and ask nicely?
Doubtful that will happen Digs.
I was being sarcastic
I ama bit slow today
Today?
Sarky twat!

You love me really!

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Stop multi bloody quoting.

John Doe · Still Here!

Syl wrote:
Stop multi bloody quoting.

Digger · Admin

John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
Stop multi bloody quoting.

Never mind handbags at dawn...she's right. Stop multi quoting! You've been on here long enough to know not to do it.

John Doe · Still Here!

I hereby challenge you to a naked mud wrestle Digs!

-- Edited by John Doe on Wednesday 22nd of July 2020 12:24:37 AM

Digger · Admin

John Doe wrote:

I hereby challenge you to a naked mud wrestle Digs!

-- Edited by John Doe on Wednesday 22nd of July 2020 12:24:37 AM

In your dreams

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Knowing his luck he would slip on the mud and knock himself out before it even started.