ChaoticMusings

Date: Dec 8 12:09 PM, 2020

What would you buy a fellow forumer for Christmas.

Maddog · Go Outside

I would buy JD a hunting trip. 😜

Digger · Admin

Blow up doll. Nuff said.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Digger wrote:
Blow up doll. Nuff said.

Great minds.

Date: Dec 8 7:56 PM, 2020

Digger wrote:
Blow up doll. Nuff said.

With teeth...

John Doe · Still Here!

Sigh, my genius is lost on all of you.

For MD a week looking after the reptiles at London zoo.

For Syl a very nice new pair of Chintz curtains.

For Digs some killer high heels, non existent black lingerie and a month long tour of my bedroom.

For Mags a York Ghost tour.

For Abs anything that makes her happy as she deserves it.

For JP a Boris Johnson biography.

For Twiz nothing, she is finally going to see her boy at last which is better than any present I can think of!

Maddog · Go Outside

Digger wrote:
Blow up doll. Nuff said.

He likes animals. Maybe a blow up sheep and a trip to Wales.

John Doe · Still Here!

Maddog wrote:
Digger wrote:
Blow up doll. Nuff said.
He likes animals. Maybe a blow up sheep and a trip to Wales.

Don't you dare insult my Dolly!

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

John Doe wrote:
Sigh, my genius is lost on all of you.
For MD a week looking after the reptiles at London zoo.
Syl a very nice new pair of Chintz curtains.
For Digs some killer high heels, non existent black lingerie and a month long tour of my bedroom.
For Mags a York Ghost tour.
For Abs anything that makes her happy as she deserves it.
For JP a Boris Johnson biography.
For Twiz nothing, she is finally going to see her boy at last which is better than any present I can think of!

Oh goody, a new frock is always welcome.

Digger · Admin

Maddog wrote:
Digger wrote:
Blow up doll. Nuff said.
He likes animals. Maybe a blow up sheep and a trip to Wales.

That reminds me, I wonder if Rollup is still collecting bog roll?

JP · Burning up the forum

@JD

This proves how you tend to misjudge people when it comes to Politics. I don't appreciate any Politician enough to want to read in detail about them that's for sure. I wouldn't want to read any Politician's biography. Surprised you didn't Purchase Maddog a Trump biography.

Seeing as you aren't my Granny I don't feel compelled to pretend I like it. :D

I wouldn't buy anyone on forums anything.

-- Edited by JP on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 12:27:30 AM

-- Edited by JP on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 12:28:06 AM

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

JP wrote:
@JD
This proves how you tend to misjudge people when it comes to Politics. I don't appreciate any Politician enough to want to read in detail about them that's for sure. I wouldn't want to read any Politician's biography. Surprised you didn't Purchase Maddog a Trump biography.
Seeing as you aren't my Granny I don't feel compelled to pretend I like it. :D
I wouldn't buy anyone on forums anything.

-- Edited by JP on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 12:27:30 AM

-- Edited by JP on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 12:28:06 AM

It's only pretend JP, you dont have to actually spend owt.

Magica · Go Outside

John Doe wrote:
Sigh, my genius is lost on all of you.
For MD a week looking after the reptiles at London zoo.
For Syl a very nice new pair of Chintz curtains.
For Digs some killer high heels, non existent black lingerie and a month long tour of my bedroom.
For Mags a York Ghost tour.
For Abs anything that makes her happy as she deserves it.
For JP a Boris Johnson biography.
For Twiz nothing, she is finally going to see her boy at last which is better than any present I can think of!

Aww thanx JD, I've actually done a ghost tour in York, really good.

For you I think access to the History Museum and British museum's archives in the vaults. I think you'd love all the prehistoric animal bones and learn more. Maybe mummy tombs aswell, in British Museum.

-- Edited by Magica on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 01:20:24 AM

John Doe · Still Here!

Magica wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Sigh, my genius is lost on all of you.
For MD a week looking after the reptiles at London zoo.
For Syl a very nice new pair of Chintz curtains.
For Digs some killer high heels, non existent black lingerie and a month long tour of my bedroom.
For Mags a York Ghost tour.
For Abs anything that makes her happy as she deserves it.
For JP a Boris Johnson biography.
For Twiz nothing, she is finally going to see her boy at last which is better than any present I can think of!
Aww thanx JD, I've actually done a ghost tour in York, really good.

For you I think access to the History Museum and British museum's archives in the vaults. I think you'd love all the prehistoric animal bones and learn more. Maybe mummy tombs aswell, in British Museum.

-- Edited by Magica on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 01:20:24 AM

I would sweetie if I could. XXX

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Guess who this is for.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

For JP....he appreciates her voice and she is still going strong as this new record proves.

Date: Dec 9 12:52 PM, 2020

Syl wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Sigh, my genius is lost on all of you.
For MD a week looking after the reptiles at London zoo.
Syl a very nice new pair of Chintz curtains.
For Digs some killer high heels, non existent black lingerie and a month long tour of my bedroom.
For Mags a York Ghost tour.
For Abs anything that makes her happy as she deserves it.
For JP a Boris Johnson biography.
For Twiz nothing, she is finally going to see her boy at last which is better than any present I can think of!
Oh goody, a new frock is always welcome.

... ignore that sexually repressed snide little tosser, who’s yet again dragging up crap from years & years ago.

Let me once & for all clarify - floaty frou-frou is all well and good. But, imo, your rather fab statuesque build was made for bodycon style dresses - preferably Herve Leger. Just sayin’...

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Guess who this is for.

Yee Haw.

I'll need a crop so that I can whip myself going up hills.

JP · Burning up the forum

Syl wrote:
JP wrote:
@JD
This proves how you tend to misjudge people when it comes to Politics. I don't appreciate any Politician enough to want to read in detail about them that's for sure. I wouldn't want to read any Politician's biography. Surprised you didn't Purchase Maddog a Trump biography.
Seeing as you aren't my Granny I don't feel compelled to pretend I like it. :D
I wouldn't buy anyone on forums anything.

-- Edited by JP on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 12:27:30 AM

-- Edited by JP on Wednesday 9th of December 2020 12:28:06 AM
It's only pretend JP, you dont have to actually spend owt.

There was me about to buy everyone something using my bitcoins.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Vam wrote:
Syl wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Sigh, my genius is lost on all of you.
For MD a week looking after the reptiles at London zoo.
Syl a very nice new pair of Chintz curtains.
For Digs some killer high heels, non existent black lingerie and a month long tour of my bedroom.
For Mags a York Ghost tour.
For Abs anything that makes her happy as she deserves it.
For JP a Boris Johnson biography.
For Twiz nothing, she is finally going to see her boy at last which is better than any present I can think of!
Oh goody, a new frock is always welcome.
... ignore that sexually repressed snide little tosser, who’s yet again dragging up crap from years & years ago.
Let me once & for all clarify - floaty frou-frou is all well and good. But, imo, your rather fab statuesque build was made for bodycon style dresses - preferably Herve Leger. Just sayin’...

He isn't having a go at you. It is a bit of a standing joke now that my very pretty summer holiday frock is referred to as curtains, usually by Digger if truth be known.

On the scale of forums insults, it's almost a compliment.