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"A nudist has slammed Wetherspoons after he was asked to leave one of their pubs for 'accidentally exposing his bum'.

Richard Collins said staff at his local branch of the chain tried to bar him after he 'accidentally' flashed while bending down to flick some poppadum off his seat. The 67-year-old said he usually goes around naked but had donned a sweatshirt, hoodie, and a short suede skirt with no underwear on when he went for dinner at the pub.

After ordering a chicken tikka curry at the bar, Richard said he noticed some food on his seat before bending over to 'flick it off' - claiming he did not know a mother and her teenage daughter were sitting behind. Richard, who says he has been visiting The John Logie Baird pub four times a week for 10 years, blamed the mother and daughter for 'looking up his skirt' and said they should have 'averted their eyes' if they didn't like it."

He said: "If you or your child look up someone's skirt then don't complain if you don't like what you see! Avert your eyes!" lollol

 

Nudist asked to leave Wetherspoons after 'bending over for poppadum' - Manchester Evening News



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Having been on beaches where some people decide to bare all, I know from experience that when men of a certain age bend over, it's not only their arses that are on show,

I feel for that mum and daughter. smh



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Men always show a crack.of bum, builders always did 😂

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Magica wrote:

Men always show a crack.of bum, builders always did 😂

 Man in OP would be showing a lot more than a bum crack, enough to put the hardiest diner off their food. ragga



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Syl wrote:
Magica wrote:

Men always show a crack.of bum, builders always did 😂

 Man in OP would be showing a lot more than a bum crack, enough to put the hardiest diner off their food. ragga

 lol



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Who the hell wants to sit on a seat where someone's bare arse has contaminated it?



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Digger wrote:

Who the hell wants to sit on a seat where someone's bare arse has contaminated it?

 Not me thanks, but people do the most repulsive things in restaurants.

 

The worst I have seen,.

Once some posh, fat, sandal wearing pig, actually took his sandal off and started digging around between his bare toes.

A woman handing out dental floss when her party had finished their meal, and they all sat round the table flossing.

One man came in a restaurant wearing a metal brace contraption on his leg, with screws that appeared to be supporting the bone. A lot of blood was visible. He obviously couldn't bend his leg, so it was stuck out clearly visible to everyone. He was wearing shorts, so it was really off putting when you were trying to enjoy your meal.

 



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Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:

Who the hell wants to sit on a seat where someone's bare arse has contaminated it?

 Not me thanks, but people do the most repulsive things in restaurants.

 

The worst I have seen,.

Once some posh, fat, sandal wearing pig, actually took his sandal off and started digging around between his bare toes.

A woman handing out dental floss when her party had finished their meal, and they all sat round the table flossing.

One man came in a restaurant wearing a metal brace contraption on his leg, with screws that appeared to be supporting the bone. A lot of blood was visible. He obviously couldn't bend his leg, so it was stuck out clearly visible to everyone. He was wearing shorts, so it was really off putting when you were trying to enjoy your meal.

 

 That reminds me of when I holiday'd in Greece with my husband.  We went for lunch in this beachside taverna and a posse of blonde moustachioed German hausfrau arrived, all topless with big swinging udders and huge tufts of sweaty underarm hair took the table next to ours.  Ugh.  Put us right off our Tuna salad.



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Have you ever noticed that no matter where you go in the UK farmers all buy their clothes from the same shop?

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