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Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

The Beckhams.

Magica · Go Outside

Can't stand the Beckhams, they think they're royalty now.
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I remember about 14 yrs ago, on holiday, we met a girl who was a PR or something like that. Can't remember e xactly, but she told us The Becks are a brand, and not together as a couple. She told us more, I can't remember, but then I wasn't really interested as I could never stand them.

I feel Becks should never have been knighted tbh. I know it was for charity work but he chased it for years.

I feel Brooklyn's wife has a lot to do with the split tbh. Whatever she feels about them, they are his family. Bloods thicker than water. Shame it came to this.

-- Edited by Magica on Tuesday 20th of January 2026 12:46:18 PM

Red Okktober · Musing at the Chaos

The comment about his mum 'dancing inappropriately' with him at his wedding will raise a few eyebrows.

A lot of people are saying that he is being controlled by his wife - I don't know enough about them to have an opinion on that - but it seems to have a touch of the Harry and Meghans about it.

Magica · Go Outside

Red Okktober wrote:
The comment about his mum 'dancing inappropriately' with him at his wedding will raise a few eyebrows.

A lot of people are saying that he is being controlled by his wife - I don't know enough about them to have an opinion on that - but it seems to have a touch of the Harry and Meghans about it.

Yes, my thoughts too Red, so very similar.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

The wife is a few years older than he is, so maybe she is controlling. He always seemed to get on with his parents before he met her.
It's sad when any family member decides to tell everyone how awful his/her parents, child, relative is. People are only hearing one side of the story....and I doubt, Victoria or David Beckham will be broadcasting their side to all and sundry.

I hope they keep a dignified silence....they have nothing to prove imo.

Digger · Admin

Let's face it, the aspiring cook would be working as a bottle washer if not for his famous parents. He's got no discernible talent, and hasn't done a day's hard graft in his life and isn't ever likely to do so. His mother hasn't eaten a decent meal in decades, is just as untalented, is obsessed with looks, status and social media and his dad has a voice like Orville the Duck. But they have lots of money and money talks.

I'm kind of giving him the benefit of the doubt as to what he's said about his parents. Perhaps they are a nightmare because their whole lives seem to revolve around pushing their aging mushes into every camera and Instagram photo they can....typical behaviour of desperate self made celebrities craving relevance. What pisses me off is the pair of them don't seem to have any personality or talent, specially not her. She can't sing either. She's on a par with the ghastly Cheryl Tweedy whose 'live' performance at the Queen's Jubilee sounded like a cat with its balls in a mousetrap. How the hell either of them got chosen to be singers beats me.

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
The wife is a few years older than he is, so maybe she is controlling. He always seemed to get on with his parents before he met her.
It's sad when any family member decides to tell everyone how awful his/her parents, child, relative is. People are only hearing one side of the story....and I doubt, Victoria or David Beckham will be broadcasting their side to all and sundry.

I hope they keep a dignified silence....they have nothing to prove imo.

She's a stunning looking girl. I know looks aren't everything but they seem mismatched. Perhaps he's got a sweet engaging personality or he's hung like Willem Defoe?

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
The wife is a few years older than he is, so maybe she is controlling. He always seemed to get on with his parents before he met her.
It's sad when any family member decides to tell everyone how awful his/her parents, child, relative is. People are only hearing one side of the story....and I doubt, Victoria or David Beckham will be broadcasting their side to all and sundry.

I hope they keep a dignified silence....they have nothing to prove imo.
She's a stunning looking girl. I know looks aren't everything but they seem mismatched. Perhaps he's got a sweet engaging personality or he's hung like Willem Defoe?

How do you know how Willem Defoe is hung??

Maddog · Go Outside

Kids who grow up with super wealthy and famous parents often have issues. And of course they usually blame their parents..

Hollywood is full of fucked up kids of celebrities.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

And wouldn't you just know that slapper Rebecca Loos has to crawl out of the woodwork and comment.

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
The wife is a few years older than he is, so maybe she is controlling. He always seemed to get on with his parents before he met her.
It's sad when any family member decides to tell everyone how awful his/her parents, child, relative is. People are only hearing one side of the story....and I doubt, Victoria or David Beckham will be broadcasting their side to all and sundry.

I hope they keep a dignified silence....they have nothing to prove imo.
She's a stunning looking girl. I know looks aren't everything but they seem mismatched. Perhaps he's got a sweet engaging personality or he's hung like Willem Defoe?
How do you know how Willem Defoe is hung??

Lars von Trier's movie Antichrist, where Dafoe's penis was reportedly so large they needed a stunt double for some scenes because it was considered too distracting

Digger · Admin

Maddog wrote:
Kids who grow up with super wealthy and famous parents often have issues. And of course they usually blame their parents..

Hollywood is full of fucked up kids of celebrities.

That's because they're bloody infantilised and never want to grow up

Magica · Go Outside

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
The wife is a few years older than he is, so maybe she is controlling. He always seemed to get on with his parents before he met her.
It's sad when any family member decides to tell everyone how awful his/her parents, child, relative is. People are only hearing one side of the story....and I doubt, Victoria or David Beckham will be broadcasting their side to all and sundry.

I hope they keep a dignified silence....they have nothing to prove imo.
She's a stunning looking girl. I know looks aren't everything but they seem mismatched. Perhaps he's got a sweet engaging personality or he's hung like Willem Defoe?
How do you know how Willem Defoe is hung??
Lars von Trier's movie Antichrist, where Dafoe's penis was reportedly so large they needed a stunt double for some scenes because it was considered too distracting

Digger · Admin

Magica wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
The wife is a few years older than he is, so maybe she is controlling. He always seemed to get on with his parents before he met her.
It's sad when any family member decides to tell everyone how awful his/her parents, child, relative is. People are only hearing one side of the story....and I doubt, Victoria or David Beckham will be broadcasting their side to all and sundry.

I hope they keep a dignified silence....they have nothing to prove imo.
She's a stunning looking girl. I know looks aren't everything but they seem mismatched. Perhaps he's got a sweet engaging personality or he's hung like Willem Defoe?
How do you know how Willem Defoe is hung??
Lars von Trier's movie Antichrist, where Dafoe's penis was reportedly so large they needed a stunt double for some scenes because it was considered too distracting

Yeah, as much as I'd love to say I know how ol' Willem is hung via personal experience, it's well known he had to have a body double for this movie.

Digger · Admin

Victoria Beckham trademarked Brooklyn's name? FFS! Silly cow.

I know the legalities of it, but are they that important in the world? Who gives a shit.

Red Okktober · Musing at the Chaos

Just like Harry and Meghan, Brooklyn and Nicola are coming across like a pair of spoiled thicko's who are unable to read the room. His recollection of dancing with his mum is completely different as reported in Vogue (who were there) "Brooklyn invited his mother on stage for a dance and they were joined by David and their 10-year-old daughter, Harper." Which bears no resemblence to his mum 'dancing inappropriately on him" What does he mean by 'on' anyway?

The dress stuff seems made up as well - he is saying his mum cancelled making the dress at the last minute, but Nicola had been attending fittings at the Valentino studio for a year and said that the Valentino dress wasn't just a dress but a 'story' LoL

Everything he says can be fact checked, and it does seem like he's lying through his teeth. In front of his 16 million 'followers' and now everyone else who follows the news as well.

The Willem Defoe comments are funny!

Red Okktober · Musing at the Chaos

Syl wrote:
And wouldn't you just know that slapper Rebecca Loos has to crawl out of the woodwork and comment.

Did she go out with Beckham senior or was a nanny or something?

I only know of her from when she gave a hand job to a pig on national TV.

Digger · Admin

Red Okktober wrote:
Syl wrote:
And wouldn't you just know that slapper Rebecca Loos has to crawl out of the woodwork and comment.
Did she go out with Beckham senior or was a nanny or something?
I only know of her from when she gave a hand job to a pig on national TV.

I can't unread that

Date: Jan 20 7:10 PM, 2026

Red Okktober wrote:
Just like Harry and Meghan, Brooklyn and Nicola are coming across like a pair of spoiled thicko's who are unable to read the room. His recollection of dancing with his mum is completely different as reported in Vogue (who were there) "Brooklyn invited his mother on stage for a dance and they were joined by David and their 10-year-old daughter, Harper." Which bears no resemblence to his mum 'dancing inappropriately on him" What does he mean by 'on' anyway?

The dress stuff seems made up as well - he is saying his mum cancelled making the dress at the last minute, but Nicola had been attending fittings at the Valentino studio for a year and said that the Valentino dress wasn't just a dress but a 'story' LoL

Everything he says can be fact checked, and it does seem like he's lying through his teeth. In front of his 16 million 'followers' and now everyone else who follows the news as well.

The Willem Defoe comments are funny!

How and why does he have that many followers? Yeah, I know the Beckham name but even so for a son of "celebs" that's quite the following - unless he's bought the majority of them.

I still wonder what the hell he does with his time, apart from swanning around like some sort of A-list celeb, as he doesn't seem to have a career or known experience/skills and how does he finance his life - all I've seen is him going from wealthy parents to another wealthy family. I've seen him described as a "chef", a failed footie player, a "photographer" and a model but I actually haven't heard of him excelling in anything long term - his "cooking" and snap-shot photography efforts were slated by the bucket load.

I doubt we'll ever hear the truth as to who's to blame for the rift but I wonder if he would have been as quick to ditch his wealthy parents if he had married a young woman off a council estate working in the local biscuit factory instead of a billionaire's daughter.

Red Okktober · Musing at the Chaos

Digger wrote:

I can't unread that

It was passed off as her 'manually extracting semen from a pig'

She probably would have made a few quid on the dark web for that, but it was on Channel 5 LoL

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The eldest son of David and Victoria, Brooklyn Beckham has said he has no wish to reconcile with his family after releasing an explosive statement that accused his parents, of controlling and manipulating him.