Who can forget certain posters. Some of the most memorable were...
Tyts
She excelled at winding everyone up and starting topics she knew would cause a furore. An excellent poster as she was never boring, even if you didn't see eye to eye with her.
El Gaupo
The Knee High Eyetye. Faux solicitor and druggie, the diminutive lothario used to thrill us all when he waxed lyrical with Northern Star, the erstwhile benefits squaw. You could almost smell the testosterone when he and her flirted outrageously before the whole forum. There was nothing he didn't know about women!!!!!!!
Micky
A natural if inadvertent comedian, forum nazi and buffoon. His cock ups were legendary and there was always a new job coming in on Monday.
Dean
Troll, troll and troll. Could cut off your head and shit down your neck before you could say 'NAA'.
Northern Star
The pretendy hot stuff with her own sea view and balcony. Leader astray of men, and abandoner at bus stops. Led most males a merry dance and even nearly sold Stooo a van! Worra woman.
Beamglow...A Mirror poster who was so kind and genuine....too nice to last on forums sadly.
Letitbe...sadly deceased, a genuine, real life nut case, but she could be nice if she liked you.
Yankee....sadly also no longer with us. I don't think anyone had a bad word to say about her.
Ah, yes, Letts. She was about 75 and sharp as a tack. Ex Air hostess. She didn't take shit either.
DreamTwister aka DT....sadly another one not with us. He had the patience of a saint with Micky. (I think it was Dreamtwister) Correct me if I'm wrong.
You know....I've been around forums a long time and met lots of trolls. I wonder if we know the same ones but different names,
Did you ever come across Erasmus? Or Eyespy?
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You know....I've been around forums a long time and met lots of trolls. I wonder if we know the same ones but different names,
Did you ever come across Erasmus? Or Eyespy?
No, never heard of them. That's the thing, isn't it? Probably quite a few are the same people. I guess you have to compare their habits and posting styles.
One guy made out he was a lawyer and drove a black London taxi from England to Austria where he resided.
JD is one of forums biggest trolls. He is everywhere and posts under different styles. I've always got my eye out for him. I am the forum detective. Vic is clued up but Ben and Veya are bloody clueless.
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"Iwish you woudn't keep appearing And vanishing so suddenly. You make one quite giddy!" This time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained for some time after the rest of it had gone
One guy made out he was a lawyer and drove a black London taxi from England to Austria where he resided.
JD is one of forums biggest trolls. He is everywhere and posts under different styles. I've always got my eye out for him. I am the forum detective. Vic is clued up but Ben and Veya are bloody clueless.
Beamglow...A Mirror poster who was so kind and genuine....too nice to last on forums sadly.
Letitbe...sadly deceased, a genuine, real life nut case, but she could be nice if she liked you.
Yankee....sadly also no longer with us. I don't think anyone had a bad word to say about her.
Ah, yes, Letts. She was about 75 and sharp as a tack. Ex Air hostess. She didn't take shit either.
DreamTwister aka DT....sadly another one not with us. He had the patience of a saint with Micky. (I think it was Dreamtwister) Correct me if I'm wrong.
Beamglow...A Mirror poster who was so kind and genuine....too nice to last on forums sadly.
Letitbe...sadly deceased, a genuine, real life nut case, but she could be nice if she liked you.
Yankee....sadly also no longer with us. I don't think anyone had a bad word to say about her.
Ah, yes, Letts. She was about 75 and sharp as a tack. Ex Air hostess. She didn't take shit either.
DreamTwister aka DT....sadly another one not with us. He had the patience of a saint with Micky. (I think it was Dreamtwister) Correct me if I'm wrong.
Yes it was dream twister, DT.
He always had a bad heart, didn't he. Poor guy. I always liked him. Nothing seemed to shake him, but I think Micky got on his wick, specially towards the end. I also think Trop was on a mission to destroy FH. The irony is, Burbles is dead as fucking dodo. I think NAA is on here as someone joined with a Greek IP. But I've deleted her, as if you don't post and only lurk, you can fuck off as far as I'm concerned, particularly if you have an agenda, or I know you spend half your life collecting grabs.
Yes, she loved her grabs....awful woman.
DT was a lovely man, Micky was awful to him and JL, they helped him out a lot in real life....shame Micky did,not repay their kindness .
Ah, Northern Star, the faux squaw who lied about her mum being run over by a car, and lied about being pregnant (in her Chyna guise).
Wonder what she's doing now? I know Northern is in her 40's - she likes the same house music trax that I do, and all the tracks are knocking on 30 years old. I bet she sits at a bar by herself most evenings (when she can get rid of her son) with a single drink (paid for by child benefit) to last the night, waiting to be picked up by chavs that go to Stag parties in Blackpool. I know the type - my first wife was like that. So was my 2nd and 3rd.
Believe me, no man with sense will touch her, so to pull she'll be dressed like an utter slag. 45 going on 21. She'll be one of those women that gets a drink in her, approaches much younger men and starts twerking with them, rubbing her ass against their dicks. Most men will tell her to fuck off, but after 10 pints, some idiot from the stag will get the beer goggles and pull her.
Before being taken back to her shitty bedsit (which doesn't have a hot tub, btw) she'll have sucked off the groom, the best man, the best man's best mate, the best man's best mates cleaner, the cleaner's cousin.... waking up in the morning covered in cheap makeup and spunk, while some guy called Kev stands in her dirty toilet regretting everything, scrubbing his cock with a brush and dipping the helmet into Swarfega. His future marriage is scuppered - how will he explain Herpes to his fiance?
And btw? Didge is now on dogs....how will that go I wonder? He's on flap at the moment slagging all of us off and everyone is screaming about Veya Hahahaha
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"Iwish you woudn't keep appearing And vanishing so suddenly. You make one quite giddy!" This time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained for some time after the rest of it had gone
And btw? Didge is now on dogs....how will that go I wonder? He's on flap at the moment slagging all of us off and everyone is screaming about Veya Hahahaha
DT had to be one of the nicest posters ever and the owner of the sexiest voice i ever spoke to,i was a member of most of his forums including the one's nobody knew about.
He was one of the kindest person i knew he once offered to travel hundreds of miles to help me move,he was so laid back which could be quite irritating at times.
DT had to be one of the nicest posters ever and the owner of the sexiest voice i ever spoke to,i was a member of most of his forums including the one's nobody knew about.
He was one of the kindest person i knew he once offered to travel hundreds of miles to help me move,he was so laid back which could be quite irritating at times.
A very very greatly missed man/poster.
He was very nice. We don't know who you are, perhaps you'll let us know. Where you on FH?
And btw? Didge is now on dogs....how will that go I wonder? He's on flap at the moment slagging all of us off and everyone is screaming about Veya Hahahaha
Ah, Northern Star, the faux squaw who lied about her mum being run over by a car, and lied about being pregnant (in her Chyna guise).
Wonder what she's doing now? I know Northern is in her 40's - she likes the same house music trax that I do, and all the tracks are knocking on 30 years old. I bet she sits at a bar by herself most evenings (when she can get rid of her son) with a single drink (paid for by child benefit) to last the night, waiting to be picked up by chavs that go to Stag parties in Blackpool. I know the type - my first wife was like that. So was my 2nd and 3rd.
Believe me, no man with sense will touch her, so to pull she'll be dressed like an utter slag. 45 going on 21. She'll be one of those women that gets a drink in her, approaches much younger men and starts twerking with them, rubbing her ass against their dicks. Most men will tell her to fuck off, but after 10 pints, some idiot from the stag will get the beer goggles and pull her.
Before being taken back to her shitty bedsit (which doesn't have a hot tub, btw) she'll have sucked off the groom, the best man, the best man's best mate, the best man's best mates cleaner, the cleaner's cousin.... waking up in the morning covered in cheap makeup and spunk, while some guy called Kev stands in her dirty toilet regretting everything, scrubbing his cock with a brush and dipping the helmet into Swarfega. His future marriage is scuppered - how will he explain Herpes to his fiance?