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Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

RE: Ghosts of Posters Past

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

4Kids...she arrived on one of Mickys forums, had an online romance with someone (cant remember his name) and I'm sure they ended up together.
She was lovely, warm and witty.....she got sick of all the negativity that can be found on forums, left, and as far as I know never joined anywhere else.

Digger · Admin

There has to be a special homage here to Northern Star, who fooled so many with her 'sexy' pics and racy lifestyle. Hands up if you envied her balcony!

Her facebook went on and on and on with dozens of friends posting to her including her bezzie mate, Chyna and her handsome 'twin'. The posts when back for months, nay, years... and she was very plausible.

She even posted photos of her holidays and tattoos and dying mater.

She led all the men a merry dance, piping the tune that perked up their peckers and even arranging to meet up with some poor sap who waited all weekend for her at Ormskirk Bus Station!

Stooo had a lucky escape from being the proud owner of a pretendy van, and Budgie's mate nearly wrecked his marriage.

El Guapo drooled across several forums for lust of her toned, tanned Cherokee thighs, and some 'ex army' knob who's name escapes me, vied with the knee high Eyetye for her hand in marriage!

She cried on my shoulder about how mean Stooey was...how she didn't want him at the funeral of her beloved 'Immookalee' or whatever the fuck Cherokee name she called her non existent dead ma.

She did an excellent job...

If you're watching, Northern, do join up. All is forgiven!

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
4Kids...she arrived on one of Mickys forums, had an online romance with someone (cant remember his name) and I'm sure they ended up together.
She was lovely, warm and witty.....she got sick of all the negativity that can be found on forums, left, and as far as I know never joined anywhere else.

Oh, yeah. I remember her. There was someone called Piglet too that caused a bit of a stir over on Burbles.

Digger · Admin

Fat Budgeh wrote:
My mate made a cunt of himself with her, but found out she was fake - eventually.

Really surprised that no-one told the model(s) who's photos Northern was using, about the scams involving her picture.

Northern is a lonely woman with mental health issues.

The 'model' was some porn star. But I think too, that she used more than one model hoping that people would think all Thai girls look the same. I remember one photo of her squatting down showing her 'how's yer father' and the shadows around her were all wrong. That was the first inkling I had that she was not quite cutting the mustard. However, I liked her, so gave her benefit of the doubt.

eddie · Comment More

Digger wrote:
There has to be a special homage here to Northern Star, who fooled so many with her 'sexy' pics and racy lifestyle. Hands up if you envied her balcony!
Her facebook went on and on and on with dozens of friends posting to her including her bezzie mate, Chyna and her handsome 'twin'. The posts when back for months, nay, years... and she was very plausible.
She even posted photos of her holidays and tattoos and dying mater.
She led all the men a merry dance, piping the tune that perked up their peckers and even arranging to meet up with some poor sap who waited all weekend for her at Ormskirk Bus Station!
Stooo had a lucky escape from being the proud owner of a pretendy van, and Budgie's mate nearly wrecked his marriage.
El Guapo drooled across several forums for lust of her toned, tanned Cherokee thighs, and some 'ex army' knob who's name escapes me, vied with the knee high Eyetye for her hand in marriage!
She cried on my shoulder about how mean Stooey was...how she didn't want him at the funeral of her beloved 'Immookalee' or whatever the fuck Cherokee name she called her non existent dead ma.
She did an excellent job...
If you're watching, Northern, do join up. All is forgiven!

Wow. I am so sorry I missed all that! How did she get caught in the end or her FB page still going?

Digger · Admin

eddie wrote:
Digger wrote:
There has to be a special homage here to Northern Star, who fooled so many with her 'sexy' pics and racy lifestyle. Hands up if you envied her balcony!
Her facebook went on and on and on with dozens of friends posting to her including her bezzie mate, Chyna and her handsome 'twin'. The posts when back for months, nay, years... and she was very plausible.
She even posted photos of her holidays and tattoos and dying mater.
She led all the men a merry dance, piping the tune that perked up their peckers and even arranging to meet up with some poor sap who waited all weekend for her at Ormskirk Bus Station!
Stooo had a lucky escape from being the proud owner of a pretendy van, and Budgie's mate nearly wrecked his marriage.
El Guapo drooled across several forums for lust of her toned, tanned Cherokee thighs, and some 'ex army' knob who's name escapes me, vied with the knee high Eyetye for her hand in marriage!
She cried on my shoulder about how mean Stooey was...how she didn't want him at the funeral of her beloved 'Immookalee' or whatever the fuck Cherokee name she called her non existent dead ma.
She did an excellent job...
If you're watching, Northern, do join up. All is forgiven!
Wow. I am so sorry I missed all that! How did she get caught in the end or her FB page still going?

A character called Not An Angel found out she was using some porn star's photos. With her cover blown, she scuttled off to new pastures.

Fat Budgeh · 1000 Posts!?

Digger wrote:
There has to be a special homage here to Northern Star, who fooled so many with her 'sexy' pics and racy lifestyle. Hands up if you envied her balcony!
Her facebook went on and on and on with dozens of friends posting to her including her bezzie mate, Chyna and her handsome 'twin'. The posts when back for months, nay, years... and she was very plausible.
She even posted photos of her holidays and tattoos and dying mater.
She led all the men a merry dance, piping the tune that perked up their peckers and even arranging to meet up with some poor sap who waited all weekend for her at Ormskirk Bus Station!
Stooo had a lucky escape from being the proud owner of a pretendy van, and Budgie's mate nearly wrecked his marriage.
El Guapo drooled across several forums for lust of her toned, tanned Cherokee thighs, and some 'ex army' knob who's name escapes me, vied with the knee high Eyetye for her hand in marriage!
She cried on my shoulder about how mean Stooey was...how she didn't want him at the funeral of her beloved 'Immookalee' or whatever the fuck Cherokee name she called her non existent dead ma.
She did an excellent job...
If you're watching, Northern, do join up. All is forgiven!

It's not forgiven!!!!!!! I'd never tire of trolling her and reminding her how lonely her shit life is!!!!!

Mental cases like her who pretend to be much younger women, and faking drama for attention, playing with people's emotions, they need their head looking at.

To her it was a game. To Rob Rockape, Thor, Guapo etc, and my mate, it was serious business!!! Love, marriage, the works.

Nah, not really, my mate just wanted to ride her. The rest of them were gullible cunts. Oh yeah let's not forget Stooo who cracked one off on the phone to her!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now Northern's putting on the slap, ready to go out in Blackpool. Her kid Ryan will be papped off to his gran's or real dad's. She'll be wearing a cocktail skirt or biker jacket, revealing a bit too much of her droopy ageing tattooed tits.

It's bound to be a tweety-pie or a rose tattooed on her chebs, I will bet £1K on it!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, some 45 year old male with erectile dysfunction (no Jo, not me ) is making his way down to the bar where she's planning to go later. He's the father of the groom......

She'll be up all night trying to get it hard but no joy.

And that's the best she can hope for in her sad, miserable life.

It makes me happy as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digger · Admin

Fat Budgeh wrote:
Digger wrote:
There has to be a special homage here to Northern Star, who fooled so many with her 'sexy' pics and racy lifestyle. Hands up if you envied her balcony!
Her facebook went on and on and on with dozens of friends posting to her including her bezzie mate, Chyna and her handsome 'twin'. The posts when back for months, nay, years... and she was very plausible.
She even posted photos of her holidays and tattoos and dying mater.
She led all the men a merry dance, piping the tune that perked up their peckers and even arranging to meet up with some poor sap who waited all weekend for her at Ormskirk Bus Station!
Stooo had a lucky escape from being the proud owner of a pretendy van, and Budgie's mate nearly wrecked his marriage.
El Guapo drooled across several forums for lust of her toned, tanned Cherokee thighs, and some 'ex army' knob who's name escapes me, vied with the knee high Eyetye for her hand in marriage!
She cried on my shoulder about how mean Stooey was...how she didn't want him at the funeral of her beloved 'Immookalee' or whatever the fuck Cherokee name she called her non existent dead ma.
She did an excellent job...
If you're watching, Northern, do join up. All is forgiven!

It's not forgiven!!!!!!! I'd never tire of trolling her and reminding her how lonely her shit life is!!!!!
Mental cases like her who pretend to be much younger women, and faking drama for attention, playing with people's emotions, they need their head looking at.
To her it was a game. To Rob Rockape, Thor, Guapo etc, and my mate, it was serious business!!! Love, marriage, the works.
Nah, not really, my mate just wanted to ride her. The rest of them were gullible cunts. Oh yeah let's not forget Stooo who cracked one off on the phone to her!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now Northern's putting on the slap, ready to go out in Blackpool. Her kid Ryan will be papped off to his gran's or real dad's. She'll be wearing a cocktail skirt or biker jacket, revealing a bit too much of her droopy ageing tattooed tits.
It's bound to be a tweety-pie or a rose tattooed on her chebs, I will bet £1K on it!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, some 45 year old male with erectile dysfunction (no Jo, not me ) is making his way down to the bar where she's planning to go later. He's the father of the groom......
She'll be up all night trying to get it hard but no joy.
And that's the best she can hope for in her sad, miserable life.
It makes me happy as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tweetie pie!

Digger · Admin

Fat Budgeh wrote:
Digger wrote:
There has to be a special homage here to Northern Star, who fooled so many with her 'sexy' pics and racy lifestyle. Hands up if you envied her balcony!
Her facebook went on and on and on with dozens of friends posting to her including her bezzie mate, Chyna and her handsome 'twin'. The posts when back for months, nay, years... and she was very plausible.
She even posted photos of her holidays and tattoos and dying mater.
She led all the men a merry dance, piping the tune that perked up their peckers and even arranging to meet up with some poor sap who waited all weekend for her at Ormskirk Bus Station!
Stooo had a lucky escape from being the proud owner of a pretendy van, and Budgie's mate nearly wrecked his marriage.
El Guapo drooled across several forums for lust of her toned, tanned Cherokee thighs, and some 'ex army' knob who's name escapes me, vied with the knee high Eyetye for her hand in marriage!
She cried on my shoulder about how mean Stooey was...how she didn't want him at the funeral of her beloved 'Immookalee' or whatever the fuck Cherokee name she called her non existent dead ma.
She did an excellent job...
If you're watching, Northern, do join up. All is forgiven!

It's not forgiven!!!!!!! I'd never tire of trolling her and reminding her how lonely her shit life is!!!!!
Mental cases like her who pretend to be much younger women, and faking drama for attention, playing with people's emotions, they need their head looking at.
To her it was a game. To Rob Rockape, Thor, Guapo etc, and my mate, it was serious business!!! Love, marriage, the works.
Nah, not really, my mate just wanted to ride her. The rest of them were gullible cunts. Oh yeah let's not forget Stooo who cracked one off on the phone to her!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now Northern's putting on the slap, ready to go out in Blackpool. Her kid Ryan will be papped off to his gran's or real dad's. She'll be wearing a cocktail skirt or biker jacket, revealing a bit too much of her droopy ageing tattooed tits.
It's bound to be a tweety-pie or a rose tattooed on her chebs, I will bet £1K on it!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, some 45 year old male with erectile dysfunction (no Jo, not me ) is making his way down to the bar where she's planning to go later. He's the father of the groom......
She'll be up all night trying to get it hard but no joy.
And that's the best she can hope for in her sad, miserable life.
It makes me happy as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If some gullible cheating chump got caught whacking one off to her, or arranging to meet for a fumble, then they are even bigger idiots than her and deserved it.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

I love the way a woman (albeit a lying pretendy good looking one) is blamed when some pathetic bloke falls for all the suggestive comments and puts his own relationship on the back burner to seek out some fantasy woman who doesn't even exist.

My bet is NS is still making up a fantasy life somewhere on the www and is still having gullible men fall at her feet.

That probably gives her more satisfaction than having a real relationship with a real man....she can be whoever she wants to be...and that power is all she needs.

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
I love the way a woman (albeit a lying pretendy good looking one) is blamed when some pathetic bloke falls for all the suggestive comments and puts his own relationship on the back burner to seek out some fantasy woman who doesn't even exist.

My bet is NS is still making up a fantasy life somewhere on the www and is still having gullible men fall at her feet.
That probably gives her more satisfaction than having a real relationship with a real man....she can be whoever she wants to be...and that power is all she needs.

Exactly.

Fat Budgeh · 1000 Posts!?

Syl wrote:
I love the way a woman (albeit a lying pretendy good looking one) is blamed when some pathetic bloke falls for all the suggestive comments and puts his own relationship on the back burner to seek out some fantasy woman who doesn't even exist.

My bet is NS is still making up a fantasy life somewhere on the www and is still having gullible men fall at her feet.
That probably gives her more satisfaction than having a real relationship with a real man....she can be whoever she wants to be...and that power is all she needs.

She'd been doing that for ages Syl. The woman is sick in the head, she cannot be defended. She persuaded a guy on SOL who called himself "Shaun Ryder" to go along with a fake pregnancy.

In her Chyna guise she was a superstar DJ, a member of Liverpool's top nightlife who dated Liverpool FC footballers.... she had a hot tub, a massive house, male admirers .... then her fake pregnancy was rumbled. People turned on her, and she disappeared.

Northern appeared shortly after.

Northern was the sex kitten who cyber-fucked BoabyWan in the public forums on SOL, where kids could read. DanielJ did fuck all, the Murdoch lackey scumbag.

In reality Northern was a rock bottom scrubber who wanked tramps off for dog-ends. She's a single mother in her 40's who has nothing. Council as fuck.

If she wants to redeem herself in my eyes, then she must get engaged to Vass, Barry, Stooo or Dean.

-- Edited by Fat Budgeh on Saturday 1st of October 2016 12:27:34 PM

Jobless Oddball · Boring Twat.

Fat Budgeh wrote:
Ah, Northern Star, the faux squaw who lied about her mum being run over by a car, and lied about being pregnant (in her Chyna guise).

Wonder what she's doing now? I know Northern is in her 40's - she likes the same house music trax that I do, and all the tracks are knocking on 30 years old. I bet she sits at a bar by herself most evenings (when she can get rid of her son) with a single drink (paid for by child benefit) to last the night, waiting to be picked up by chavs that go to Stag parties in Blackpool. I know the type - my first wife was like that. So was my 2nd and 3rd.

Believe me, no man with sense will touch her, so to pull she'll be dressed like an utter slag. 45 going on 21. She'll be one of those women that gets a drink in her, approaches much younger men and starts twerking with them, rubbing her ass against their dicks. Most men will tell her to fuck off, but after 10 pints, some idiot from the stag will get the beer goggles and pull her.

Before being taken back to her shitty bedsit (which doesn't have a hot tub, btw) she'll have sucked off the groom, the best man, the best man's best mate, the best man's best mates cleaner, the cleaner's cousin.... waking up in the morning covered in cheap makeup and spunk, while some guy called Kev stands in her dirty toilet regretting everything, scrubbing his cock with a brush and dipping the helmet into Swarfega. His future marriage is scuppered - how will he explain Herpes to his fiance?

And you fell for it hook line and sinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat Budgeh · 1000 Posts!?

Jobless Oddball wrote:
Fat Budgeh wrote:
Ah, Northern Star, the faux squaw who lied about her mum being run over by a car, and lied about being pregnant (in her Chyna guise).

Wonder what she's doing now? I know Northern is in her 40's - she likes the same house music trax that I do, and all the tracks are knocking on 30 years old. I bet she sits at a bar by herself most evenings (when she can get rid of her son) with a single drink (paid for by child benefit) to last the night, waiting to be picked up by chavs that go to Stag parties in Blackpool. I know the type - my first wife was like that. So was my 2nd and 3rd.

Believe me, no man with sense will touch her, so to pull she'll be dressed like an utter slag. 45 going on 21. She'll be one of those women that gets a drink in her, approaches much younger men and starts twerking with them, rubbing her ass against their dicks. Most men will tell her to fuck off, but after 10 pints, some idiot from the stag will get the beer goggles and pull her.

Before being taken back to her shitty bedsit (which doesn't have a hot tub, btw) she'll have sucked off the groom, the best man, the best man's best mate, the best man's best mates cleaner, the cleaner's cousin.... waking up in the morning covered in cheap makeup and spunk, while some guy called Kev stands in her dirty toilet regretting everything, scrubbing his cock with a brush and dipping the helmet into Swarfega. His future marriage is scuppered - how will he explain Herpes to his fiance?
And you fell for it hook line and sinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are so fucking predictable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobless Oddball · Boring Twat.

Fat Budgeh wrote:

It's bound to be a tweety-pie or a rose tattooed on her chebs, I will bet £1K on it!!!!!!!

I bet you £50k you aint got £1k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobless Oddball · Boring Twat.

Fat Budgeh wrote:

You are so fucking predictable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So are ya chat up lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobless Oddball · Boring Twat.

Fat Budgeh wrote:

You are so fucking predictable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So is ya brawling banter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobless Oddball · Boring Twat.

Fat Budgeh wrote:
in her 40's who has nothing.

So you do have something in common with Northern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was that the attraction????????????????????????????????????

Fat Budgeh · 1000 Posts!?

Jobless Oddball wrote:
Fat Budgeh wrote:

It's bound to be a tweety-pie or a rose tattooed on her chebs, I will bet £1K on it!!!!!!!

I bet you £50k you aint got £1k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that case ya better pay out cos I got proof right back in ya missus' house