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John Doe · Still Here!

RE: El Guapo on Dogs

rollup · Forum Eeyore

Digger wrote:
rollup wrote:
Bit late I know but blah blah ....
The drugs weren't the problem.
He was.
He had gone on and on about being a big drug dealer .... that big he sent me a pic of some coke worth about three hundred quid I can't really remember but he was boasting about it .... boasting about three hundred quid!
While at the same time making posts about claiming carers allowance to look after his mum .... and living in her house.
He was that good at selling drugs ....
Anyway there were a few posts that really got me angry.
He's supposedly looking after his aged and ailing mum in her house with knives hammers etc under his bed because he owed his suppliers money couldn't pay them and was expecting them to come crashing through her front door to get him.
That sealed his fate.
I was fucking seething that this might actually be real and if it was he was the worst bastard I had come across on forums and he was about to get his year long/forever ban.
Personal yes bad modding who cares he was fucking toast and then he sent me pictures of himself chopping up this little pile of coke thinking he was the big I am ....final straw he was toast.

-- Edited by rollup on Wednesday 1st of May 2019 02:01:26 AM
Wasn't he a gangster/solicitor too? I'll never forget his flirting with Northern. That was hilarious.

A three foot gangster lived at his mums and sponged off her claiming carers allowance .... fings aint wot they used to be that's for sure Ron.

-- Edited by rollup on Wednesday 1st of May 2019 04:19:52 PM

Vicks · Burning up the forum

I can mind when someone posted this gif on Dugs and said it was Guaps dancing.

Vicks · Burning up the forum

Oh and I didn't have it stored on my laptop, I just googled "Dancing Midgets"

Not very PC, I know.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

That little guy has rhythm.

rollup · Forum Eeyore

I think they banned dwarf tossing in Wales because it was no longer PC .... the dwarfs got paid and they let them go at the end of the night where's the problem?

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

rollup wrote:
I think they banned dwarf tossing in Wales because it was no longer PC .... the dwarfs got paid and they let them go at the end of the night where's the problem?

It's probably gone underground now....so to speak.

rollup · Forum Eeyore

Syl wrote:
rollup wrote:
I think they banned dwarf tossing in Wales because it was no longer PC .... the dwarfs got paid and they let them go at the end of the night where's the problem?
It's probably gone underground now....so to speak.

Strange how one typed line kicks the music off in my head ....

John Doe · Still Here!

Syl wrote:
rollup wrote:
I think they banned dwarf tossing in Wales because it was no longer PC .... the dwarfs got paid and they let them go at the end of the night where's the problem?
It's probably gone underground now....so to speak.

Dwarf Tossing sounds like something off Pornhub!

BackGammon · Burning up the forum

John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
rollup wrote:
I think they banned dwarf tossing in Wales because it was no longer PC .... the dwarfs got paid and they let them go at the end of the night where's the problem?
It's probably gone underground now....so to speak.
Dwarf Tossing sounds like something off Pornhub!

Each to their own. Sounds like something McSpaz might be into.

John Doe · Still Here!

BackGammon wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
rollup wrote:
I think they banned dwarf tossing in Wales because it was no longer PC .... the dwarfs got paid and they let them go at the end of the night where's the problem?
It's probably gone underground now....so to speak.
Dwarf Tossing sounds like something off Pornhub!
Each to their own. Sounds like something McSpaz might be into.

The mind boggles!

Digger · Admin

Vicks wrote:
I can mind when someone posted this gif on Dugs and said it was Guaps dancing.

i cast aspersions once on his height, he raged for ages

Vicks · Burning up the forum

Digger wrote:
Vicks wrote:
I can mind when someone posted this gif on Dugs and said it was Guaps dancing.

i cast aspersions once on his height, he raged for ages

That would have touched a nerve!!

All men that are vertically challenged are very touchy about their height.

Date: May 2 3:53 PM, 2019

Vicks wrote:
Digger wrote:
Vicks wrote:
I can mind when someone posted this gif on Dugs and said it was Guaps dancing.

i cast aspersions once on his height, he raged for ages
That would have touched a nerve!!
All men that are vertically challenged are very touchy about their height.

Probably right.

Things appear different at the extreme end though, dwarfs. Like Warwick Davis, he always appears to be very confident and happy. He has bags of charisma.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

I worked in a club in town years ago when Snow White and the 7 dwarfs was on at a local theatre.
After the show they would come into the club, they could really party. And....most of them had lovely wives and girlfriends of normal height.

Date: May 2 9:44 PM, 2019

Your anecdote enhances the point better than my judgement just from seeing dwarfs do their stuff on the TV. It doesn't surprise me one bit though.

Vicks · Burning up the forum

JP wrote:
Vicks wrote:
Digger wrote:
Vicks wrote:
I can mind when someone posted this gif on Dugs and said it was Guaps dancing.

i cast aspersions once on his height, he raged for ages
That would have touched a nerve!!
All men that are vertically challenged are very touchy about their height.
Probably right.
Things appear different at the extreme end though, dwarfs. Like Warwick Davis, he always appears to be very confident and happy. He has bags of charisma.

Peter Dinklage is another one who hasn't let his height hold him back from having a successful career.

I've never seen "Game Of Thornes" but he was hilarious in "Death At A Funeral" with Chris Rock.