Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
Contrary to popular opinion I think you cannot possibly spend much time around men or you would know that (BIB) is complete bollocks
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
The C word comes from the same indo european root as the word for queen IIRC. Amazing to think that ancient people referred to the most high status woman as top c**t
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
On the one hand it saddens you that women talk that way about each other yet on the other hand you talk about men the same way. Can you not see your own inconsistencies?
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
The C word comes from the same indo european root as the word for queen IIRC. Amazing to think that ancient people referred to the most high status woman as top c**t
Ah, that'll explain why NAA had delusions of grandeur
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
I think most women find it offensive when men use derogatory words to describe their bits and pieces, though some might find it more acceptable if women do. I can find humour in most things but not that. I don't like commercials for tampons and dry vaginas either. There are things every woman knows and prefer to keep private without the need to trumpet it to the world at tea time.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
There's lots of women who find on line peepshows derogatory to women too. It doesn't do us any favours as a sex. It demeans us in many ways, and some nutters think all women behave like that or want to.
Why on earth can't stores get the dresses to be uniform across the UK? I find M&S consistent with sizes but all the other major and minor retailers it's a hit and miss. Having had a nano seconds thought about the sizes, it's the cheap labour they use in far afield countries that pay their workers a miserable wage.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
There's lots of women who find on line peepshows derogatory to women too. It doesn't do us any favours as a sex. It demeans us in many ways, and some nutters think all women behave like that or want to.
!00% agree with this. Also, many men expect women to act like a hoe because of porn, they say the reason there are so many women hating men is because of the porn industry treating women like meat and making women act as if they enjoy it. Porn used to be about two or more people having sex, now its mainly a man (men) using a woman as a cum catcher.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
__________________
Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Good luck because I am not telling.
__________________
Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Good luck because I am not telling.
All these forumers with filthy minds, it’s a disgrace!
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Good luck because I am not telling.
Is it about cut or uncut, because it's a myth cut ones don't smell
Why on earth can't stores get the dresses to be uniform across the UK? I find M&S consistent with sizes but all the other major and minor retailers it's a hit and miss. Having had a nano seconds thought about the sizes, it's the cheap labour they use in far afield countries that pay their workers a miserable wage.
R
You'd do better in the trannie shops, they cater for larger arms, smaller hips and knob accommodations.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
Thank God I've never had a man yet who didn't wash or keep his bits in nice order. He wouldn't last long with me if not.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Me neither. MTP? Mahoosive Todger Perpendicularis? Melliferous Twiglet Package? Massive Thick Prick? Which reminds me, I wonder if Budgie has looked in today?
-- Edited by Digger on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 10:05:53 PM
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Good luck because I am not telling.
Is it about cut or uncut, because it's a myth cut ones don't smell
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Good luck because I am not telling.
All these forumers with filthy minds, it’s a disgrace!
You can talk!
I was as pure as the very first snowflake falling into a crystal clear pool on a crisp winter's morning until you showed up!
__________________
Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.