Dr Synne stop making this thread all about you the guests won't tolerate such a thing.
Except they will ..it's almost as if they are being selective.
Surely not, the Guestie here are truly noble and without bias
So you may discuss your old boy to your hearts content! Er, if you want to..
Could be they just feel very threatened by ladies foo foo's being discussed openly.
Nope.. I don't think the guests were offended as they only objected to my post which stated how I didn't like crass terms regarding women's. .foo foo's.
Dr Synne stop making this thread all about you the guests won't tolerate such a thing.
Except they will ..it's almost as if they are being selective.
Surely not, the Guestie here are truly noble and without bias
So you may discuss your old boy to your hearts content! Er, if you want to..
Could be they just feel very threatened by ladies foo foo's being discussed openly.
Nope.. I don't think the guests were offended as they only objected to my post which stated how I didn't like crass terms regarding women's. .foo foo's.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Me neither. MTP? Mahoosive Todger Perpendicularis? Melliferous Twiglet Package? Massive Thick Prick? Which reminds me, I wonder if Budgie has looked in today?
-- Edited by Digger on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 10:05:53 PM
Not too bad an attempt, for the record it was Massive, Throbbing Punisher!
Now back to the discussion on twinkle caves.
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
Dr Synne stop making this thread all about you the guests won't tolerate such a thing.
Except they will ..it's almost as if they are being selective.
Surely not, the Guestie here are truly noble and without bias
So you may discuss your old boy to your hearts content! Er, if you want to..
Well done Georgina you're right to call him out on it.
No Guest, I was being ironic lol. I understand how tone gets lost on here.
I didn't mind what the Doc was saying at all, it's just the Guesties were ranting that I was making the thread "all about me" but there wasn't a single post about the Doc doing it.
The post was about the hypocrisy of some guests ( I know it's difficult to imagine..!) Not the Doc at all and I don't want him to think that.
Georgia, you dont have to explain yourself to people who just pop in to make snide remarks and dont even have the decency to show themselves you know.
Sod em.
This.
I know and thankyou both 💞
I have a terrible bug and am talking bollocks but tbh I didn't think anyone would notice the difference!
Look after yourself, all bugs are horrible obviously, but the Norovirus one that's doing the rounds is particularly awful....hope you get over it quick whatever it is.
Stay warm, rest and drink lots of fluids..
I went out yesterday after being indoors for EIGHT DAYS...….that's how long it took for me to feel well enough to venture out,
Georgia, you dont have to explain yourself to people who just pop in to make snide remarks and dont even have the decency to show themselves you know.
Sod em.
This.
I know and thankyou both 💞
I have a terrible bug and am talking bollocks but tbh I didn't think anyone would notice the difference!
Look after yourself, all bugs are horrible obviously, but the Norovirus one that's doing the rounds is particularly awful....hope you get over it quick whatever it is.
Stay warm, rest and drink lots of fluids..
I went out yesterday after being indoors for EIGHT DAYS...….that's how long it took for me to feel well enough to venture out,
I've come down with the sniffles this morning, sneezing and hacking. On the bright side I feel high as a kite
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Me neither. MTP? Mahoosive Todger Perpendicularis? Melliferous Twiglet Package? Massive Thick Prick? Which reminds me, I wonder if Budgie has looked in today?
-- Edited by Digger on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 10:05:53 PM
Not too bad an attempt, for the record it was Massive, Throbbing Punisher!
Now back to the discussion on twinkle caves.
Fuck sake how old are you 10? Anyhoo by all accounts, your MTP has never been in a twinkle cave. Or so I have heard from certain ladies who received emails from you to whine about it.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Me neither. MTP? Mahoosive Todger Perpendicularis? Melliferous Twiglet Package? Massive Thick Prick? Which reminds me, I wonder if Budgie has looked in today?
-- Edited by Digger on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 10:05:53 PM
Not too bad an attempt, for the record it was Massive, Throbbing Punisher!
Now back to the discussion on twinkle caves.
Fuck sake how old are you 10? Anyhoo by all accounts, your MTP has never been in a twinkle cave. Or so I have heard from certain ladies who received emails from you to whine about it.
Oh dear, can't cope with a bit of humour in a lighthearted thread you faceless coward?
The MTP was not meant to be anyone in particular let alone me - read it again through your manufactured outrage.
Who are these ladies btw and why on earth would they want to talk to you about me?
I suspect they are fictional, just like yourself.
-- Edited by John Doe on Friday 31st of January 2020 03:03:30 PM
__________________
Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
Modern muse Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising her latest product, a candle, as smelling like her vagina.
The mind boggles.
Oh, FFS!
That's a bit far even for me but I'm going to be honest and say .. (sorry )
I resent the "fishy" connotations deeply because they mock the female body and describe her as something almost repellant.
When women do it to each other and use these terms I just feel we let each other down. Plenty of men are only too willing to voice their disgust against the female form so we don't need to join them. The repulsion already thrives.
It's no accident that the word "c*nt" is the worst insult that can be used against people.
But it's a light hearted thread so I shall shut up!
What doesn’t offend you?
Lots of things!
I know alot of ladies don't talk about each other that way in the real world so I'm far from alone. Alot if women refuse to use the c word too, I never have once on any forum, I don't believe I have seen Syl use it either.
I'm not offended Guestie , that's not the right word, I guess it makes me feel sad that women gag and make disparaging remarks about their own body. Men don't do it but their downstairs doesn't smell particularly fragrant when unwashed!
If ladies can't accept and love themselves how can they expect men or society as a whole to?
I'd beg to differ, we men do make disparaging remarks about our old boys a lot, but more disparaging ones about other mens. It's very competative.
I spose we're lucky that the 'smelly bits' are tucked away and covered over so the smell doesn't make it past the clothes as much. Still you can get a whiff and if you do that's a warning that getting any closer is of the magnitude of Raiders of the Lost Ark head melting lack of hygeine.
It all depends if you have a baby carrot or a MTP (my abbreviation for people to work out in their own time).
I have a filthy mind and I can't work that one out.
Me neither. MTP? Mahoosive Todger Perpendicularis? Melliferous Twiglet Package? Massive Thick Prick? Which reminds me, I wonder if Budgie has looked in today?
-- Edited by Digger on Wednesday 29th of January 2020 10:05:53 PM
Not too bad an attempt, for the record it was Massive, Throbbing Punisher!
Now back to the discussion on twinkle caves.
Fuck sake how old are you 10? Anyhoo by all accounts, your MTP has never been in a twinkle cave. Or so I have heard from certain ladies who received emails from you to whine about it.
Oh dear, can't cope with a bit of humour in a lighthearted thread you faceless coward?
The MTP was not meant to be anyone in particular let alone me - read it again through your manufactured outrage.
Who are these ladies btw and why on earth would they want to talk to you about me?
I suspect they are fictional, just like yourself.
-- Edited by John Doe on Friday 31st of January 2020 03:03:30 PM
Sorry fella but have to agree with the other anon. Your humor is very childlike. I thought so on ds and dogs, you would come into a thread and post very childish posts You don't seem to have a filter. I will guess you are not on many if any US forums, as this type of humor is really not tolerated in a grownup discussion. I know this, as you say was lighthearted but I have seen you turn good subject matter into just plain filth.
Do the Brit ladies really like this type of thing? I know they like a good laugh and have a great gritty SOH but this humor? just seems unlikely that many ladies laugh at it. it's just always so childish.