I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
It is a thriller.. for some.
-- Edited by JP on Saturday 7th of March 2020 07:40:25 PM
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
Hey that's me....reading it.
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.
I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.
God Syl!
-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
He was excellent in The Fall - but the poor sod had to actually sniff some knickers?
Surely the most romantic scene in cinematic history - eat your heart out Casablanca!
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point?
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!
It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.
The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.
Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point?
Cornwall is beautiful, we used to go every year.
This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.
Cornwall is beautiful, we used to go every year. This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.
I agree Syl. The I'd rather go hols here, but as we go with others we go as a party of family.
Might be the last one this year, we both have planes, airports etc.