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Can anyone explain how this silly little smiley started this off?ph


 Faux outrage from an anonymous shit stirrer. lol


 Is it supposed to be furry handcuffs?

I don't see what the fuss is about.


 

Then you've led a VERY sheltered life lol


 Not really, I have read 50 shades of Grey you know. happy


 Apparently that is one of the worst books ever written, yet it sold millions. ragga


 Not only was it rubbish, she wrote a couple more in the same vein and sold millions of them too.


 Yeah, there's nowt so queer as folk! lol



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I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.

I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.

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Syl wrote:

I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.

I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.


God Syl!  lollollol

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-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM

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I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.

I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.


God Syl!  lollollol

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-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM


 Hey that's me....reading it. lol



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Syl wrote:

I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.

I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.


 It is a thriller.. for some.



-- Edited by JP on Saturday 7th of March 2020 07:40:25 PM

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Syl wrote:
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I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.

I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.


God Syl!  lollollol

50-shades-of-fia5se.jpg



-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM


 Hey that's me....reading it. lol


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John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:

I bought my copy when it was newly released before all the publicity about it came out.

I was with my grandson in Tesco, he was picking up school supplies I was musing through the new releases, I thought it was a thriller not a soft porn paperback. I even asked my him to take it to the checkout with his own stuff whilst I carried on shopping....he has never let me forget that he actually queued up in Tesco with 50 shades in his basket.


God Syl!  lollollol

50-shades-of-fia5se.jpg



-- Edited by John Doe on Saturday 7th of March 2020 06:55:40 PM


 Hey that's me....reading it. lol


 a458c4916c2f9ad12a501e9a3e88d289.jpg 

e87ea7f9e3de22ad372bb163ce5b469b.jpg


 lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol



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I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!

It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.

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I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!

It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.


 The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.



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I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!

It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.


He was excellent in The Fall - but the poor sod had to actually sniff some knickers?

Surely the most romantic scene in cinematic history - eat your heart out Casablanca! lol

 



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I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!

It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.


 The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.


Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point? scratch



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I got bored a few weeks ago and watched Fifty shades on Netflix....bloody hell not only was it boring, it was corny, and when he took her drawers off and had a long hard sniff, I was like...........Oh, for fuck's sake!

It was the most tedious pile of drivel and I felt embarrassed for Jamie Dornan.


 The acting from the 2 characters are bloody shite. Wooden.


Surely plenty of wood in the film was the whole point? scratch


 Seriously snooty



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Methinks JD has a one track mind....maybe keep it in the 'say it with a smiley' thread, or at least a more appropriate thread  in future please.



-- Edited by Syl on Sunday 8th of March 2020 01:11:35 PM

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Where are you going on holiday update.....maybe nowhere.

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Cornwall probably again this year. The food is divine, and the beaches are fantastic.

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Went there last year, my fav place in the world!



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Cornwall is beautiful, we used to go every year.
This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.

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Cornwall is beautiful, we used to go every year.
This year, now we have sold the caravan, we may go on a bit of a road trip in the summer...pack up and aim for St Ives via West Wales. We did it once before and the scenery is as good as anywhere you will go in the world imo.


 I agree Syl.  The I'd rather go hols here, but as we go with others we go as a party of family.  

 

Might be the last one this year, we both have planes, airports etc.



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If only we had more :sunny:.



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If only we had more :sunny:.


 You don’t want to go to Devon atm Syl.

It is a hot spot for Coronavirus 



-- Edited by Twizzler on Tuesday 10th of March 2020 12:48:23 PM

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