ChaoticMusings

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

How would you describe yourself on a dating site?

dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Hi......Sinclair Montana III here.

International porn star and light entertainer, Burt Reynolds body double and compere at the Ulverstone working mens club talent night.

I enjoy mountaineering, living life on the edge and floral arranging.

My motto is a problem is just an opportunity disguised as a rent boy overdosing in your apartment.

6'2, muscular build, hair like Fabio and a crotch like a caged tiger.

And it wants to say hiiiiii to all you laydeeez out there.

PS Due to the time constraints of my busy social life I may have to send my agent on any dates arranged as a proxy. He is 4'5, bald, overweight and answers to the name Norris Scuttlebut.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

dr synne wrote:
Hi......Sinclair Montana III here.

International porn star and light entertainer, Burt Reynolds body double and compere at the Ulverstone working mens club talent night.

I enjoy mountaineering, living life on the edge and floral arranging.

My motto is a problem is just an opportunity disguised as a rent boy overdosing in your apartment.

6'2, muscular build, hair like Fabio and a crotch like a caged tiger.
And it wants to say hiiiiii to all you laydeeez out there.
PS Due to the time constraints of my busy social life I may have to send my agent on any dates arranged as a proxy. He is 4'5, bald, overweight and answers to the name Norris Scuttlebut.

I doubt you will be single for long Sinclair.

dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Syl wrote:
dr synne wrote:
Hi......Sinclair Montana III here.

International porn star and light entertainer, Burt Reynolds body double and compere at the Ulverstone working mens club talent night.

I enjoy mountaineering, living life on the edge and floral arranging.

My motto is a problem is just an opportunity disguised as a rent boy overdosing in your apartment.

6'2, muscular build, hair like Fabio and a crotch like a caged tiger.
And it wants to say hiiiiii to all you laydeeez out there.
PS Due to the time constraints of my busy social life I may have to send my agent on any dates arranged as a proxy. He is 4'5, bald, overweight and answers to the name Norris Scuttlebut.

I doubt you will be single for long Sinclair.

It's a look that works for me Syl.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

You had me at the Burt Reynolds body double. eb818c65ff657ddffe16564625677464[1].jpg

dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Syl wrote:
You had me at the Burt Reynolds body double.

Oooh I dunno though. That seventies sex symbol look has it's good points.

John Doe · Still Here!

Syl wrote:
You had me at the Burt Reynolds body double.

Oh my God all that hair!

As to the question.

'International playboy, billionaire and philanthropist - please send a photo as I will have to get approval from my dead mother in the attic.'

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
You had me at the Burt Reynolds body double.
Oh my God all that hair!
As to the question.
'International playboy, billionaire and philanthropist - please send a photo as I will have to get approval from my dead mother in the attic.'

Be like eating a furball

John Doe · Still Here!

Twizzler wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
You had me at the Burt Reynolds body double.
Oh my God all that hair!
As to the question.
'International playboy, billionaire and philanthropist - please send a photo as I will have to get approval from my dead mother in the attic.'

Be like eating a furball

You know you want to...

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dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Oh my God. Is that real.

I have just the book for him.

DIY Home Depillarilly. By Anita Bush

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

John Doe wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Syl wrote:
You had me at the Burt Reynolds body double.
Oh my God all that hair!
As to the question.
'International playboy, billionaire and philanthropist - please send a photo as I will have to get approval from my dead mother in the attic.'

Be like eating a furball
You know you want to...

I seriously don’t

Digger · Admin

I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.

Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.

I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.
I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.

Aww...did you strike right?

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.
I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.
Aww...did you strike right?

What does that mean?

dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.
I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.

It's a weird fantastical world to dip your toe into.

I was stalked by a woman who saw it as her mission to convert me, and also asked to take part in a porno.

The latter of which I was quite flattered by till I saw the title of the movie.

Old Farts do Young Twinks.

Clue as to my role. No one is mistaking me for a young twink.

Digger · Admin

dr synne wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.
I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.
It's a weird fantastical world to dip your toe into.

I was stalked by a woman who saw it as her mission to convert me, and also asked to take part in a porno.
The latter of which I was quite flattered by till I saw the title of the movie.
Old Farts do Young Twinks.
Clue as to my role. No one is mistaking me for a young twink.

At what age does once cease to be a twink?

John Doe · Still Here!

Digger wrote:
dr synne wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.
I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.
It's a weird fantastical world to dip your toe into.

I was stalked by a woman who saw it as her mission to convert me, and also asked to take part in a porno.
The latter of which I was quite flattered by till I saw the title of the movie.
Old Farts do Young Twinks.
Clue as to my role. No one is mistaking me for a young twink.
At what age does once cease to be a twink?

Or a twonk or twank for that matter?

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
I definitely couldn't be arsed with a dating site.
Me neither, but it's one of the most popular ways of meeting people nowadays if you are looking for a partner.
I used to be on them years ago. It's where I met my husband. But now? Nah.
Aww...did you strike right?
What does that mean?

You strike left to get rid of someone so presumably you strike right if you fancy someone....I have never been on a dating site, how come I know more than you?