You'll be telling us you crack walnuts with your arse cheeks next!
Which reminds me of a girl (bellydancer) that I knew who bragged she could pick up objects with her bum cheeks. Suitably impressed, I nodded sagely and asked..."What you mean like credit cards and bits of paper?" "Oh, no," she said. "Things like hammers".
You'll be telling us you crack walnuts with your arse cheeks next!
Which reminds me of a girl (bellydancer) that I knew who bragged she could pick up objects with her bum cheeks. Suitably impressed, I nodded sagely and asked..."What you mean like credit cards and bits of paper?" "Oh, no," she said. "Things like hammers".
You'll be telling us you crack walnuts with your arse cheeks next!
Which reminds me of a girl (bellydancer) that I knew who bragged she could pick up objects with her bum cheeks. Suitably impressed, I nodded sagely and asked..."What you mean like credit cards and bits of paper?" "Oh, no," she said. "Things like hammers".
You'll be telling us you crack walnuts with your arse cheeks next!
Which reminds me of a girl (bellydancer) that I knew who bragged she could pick up objects with her bum cheeks. Suitably impressed, I nodded sagely and asked..."What you mean like credit cards and bits of paper?" "Oh, no," she said. "Things like hammers".
I was like...What the thundering fuck?
Ooooh, very baywatch.
So hot - who is she?
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