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John Doe · Still Here!

RE: Get It Off Your Chest...

Date: Apr 26 4:19 PM, 2020

dr synne wrote:
Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
dr synne wrote:
Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:

Mac's a good name, a friend of mine has just got a wee pup and called him Mac.
He's got two other labs and apparently Mac is bossing them about.
I think i'll have to get dog clippers, Daisy is starting to look like a wee scruffbag and the groomer can't come to the house.
It can't be that difficult, well I hope not.
It's short for tarmac as he's black and white lol.
Never tried to groom a dog sounds like it could be tricky.
It seems we're going to be allowed ten friends we can visit when lockdown is relaxed soon, so I i'll add my cousin to my list.
She cuts her own dogs hair, so she can cut Daisy's.
It would be too difficult holding Daisy with one hand and running clippers over her with the other hand.
Plus she's a hairdresser so she can give me a trim as well.
Please make sure she doesn't get the clippers mixed up or the subjects. You could come out looking and smelling like a shitsoo.

Daisy could end up with long straight hair and I could end up with a wee short do!!

My mum wants me to cut my dad's hair, he looks mad.

Nearly 80 and still has a full head of dark hair, well be might not when I'm finished with him!!

😂

Date: Apr 26 4:20 PM, 2020

My neighbours are being twats.

The folk one side had a party last night and the new folk have about ten folk visiting them today.

The new folk never stop talking but they are Polish and could be saying anything for all I know.

"Scotland is a shithole, we made a mistake coming here"

"Do these bastarding midges ever fuck off"

That sort of thing.

Digger · Admin

Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
My neighbours are being twats.
The folk one side had a party last night and the new folk have about ten folk visiting them today.
The new folk never stop talking but they are Polish and could be saying anything for all I know.
"Scotland is a shithole, we made a mistake coming here"
"Do these bastarding midges ever fuck off"
That sort of thing.

Scotland is beautiful. I love visiting. I've always found the people to be very friendly too. Shame it's so far away.

Date: Apr 26 8:49 PM, 2020

John Doe wrote:
So much for Trump's 60,000 final total - the US toll is already more than 54,000 and will surpass that in about 4 days.

So much for the UK's guesstimate of keeping the death rate under 20,000. That was surpassed two days ago. Nobody knows what the final death rate will be. Maybe the estimates were to stop the public from panicking. 60,000 sounds a lot better than saying 600,000 doesn't it

But it is pretty close to the amount of times you've said that you're ip banned and haven't read dogs you will pass that number soon as well

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
So much for Trump's 60,000 final total - the US toll is already more than 54,000 and will surpass that in about 4 days.
So much for the UK's guesstimate of keeping the death rate under 20,000. That was surpassed two days ago. Nobody knows what the final death rate will be. Maybe the estimates were to stop the public from panicking. 60,000 sounds a lot better than saying 600,000 doesn't it

But it is pretty close to the amount of times you've said that you're ip banned and haven't read dogs you will pass that number soon as well

JP · Burning up the forum

Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
So much for Trump's 60,000 final total - the US toll is already more than 54,000 and will surpass that in about 4 days.
So much for the UK's guesstimate of keeping the death rate under 20,000. That was surpassed two days ago. Nobody knows what the final death rate will be. Maybe the estimates were to stop the public from panicking. 60,000 sounds a lot better than saying 600,000 doesn't it

But it is pretty close to the amount of times you've said that you're ip banned and haven't read dogs you will pass that number soon as well

20,000 was the lowest figure any expert gave. Figures ranged from 20,000 to 500,000. Tbh no one can accurately judge figures early on in pandemics, if anyone's early figures turn out to be right, it will just be luck.

John Doe · Still Here!

Anonymous wrote:
John Doe wrote:
So much for Trump's 60,000 final total - the US toll is already more than 54,000 and will surpass that in about 4 days.
So much for the UK's guesstimate of keeping the death rate under 20,000. That was surpassed two days ago. Nobody knows what the final death rate will be. Maybe the estimates were to stop the public from panicking. 60,000 sounds a lot better than saying 600,000 doesn't it

But it is pretty close to the amount of times you've said that you're ip banned and haven't read dogs you will pass that number soon as well

May I congratulate you on the most idiotic post of the week.

Does being an obsessed little wanker come naturally to you or does it take years of practice?

Still I must not mock the afflicted - having that huge cock dangling from your forehead must be very difficult to live with. :(

-- Edited by John Doe on Sunday 26th of April 2020 09:42:26 PM

Date: Apr 27 12:19 PM, 2020

¾ of an hour to get into Tesco's this morning, that was the worst one yet. I'll have to start going at the crack of dawn.

Date: Apr 27 3:37 PM, 2020

Digger wrote:
Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
My neighbours are being twats.
The folk one side had a party last night and the new folk have about ten folk visiting them today.
The new folk never stop talking but they are Polish and could be saying anything for all I know.
"Scotland is a shithole, we made a mistake coming here"
"Do these bastarding midges ever fuck off"
That sort of thing.

Scotland is beautiful. I love visiting. I've always found the people to be very friendly too. Shame it's so far away.

Crail's my favourite place in Scotland Digs, if you haven't been you should go there and also visit Anstruther it's not far from Crail and it's fish and chip shop is one of the best in Scotland.

The only downside is the queue is usually down the street but it's worth it.

Digger · Admin

Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
Digger wrote:
Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
My neighbours are being twats.
The folk one side had a party last night and the new folk have about ten folk visiting them today.
The new folk never stop talking but they are Polish and could be saying anything for all I know.
"Scotland is a shithole, we made a mistake coming here"
"Do these bastarding midges ever fuck off"
That sort of thing.

Scotland is beautiful. I love visiting. I've always found the people to be very friendly too. Shame it's so far away.
Crail's my favourite place in Scotland Digs, if you haven't been you should go there and also visit Anstruther it's not far from Crail and it's fish and chip shop is one of the best in Scotland.
The only downside is the queue is usually down the street but it's worth it.

We tend to go to Inverness . I'd like to get right up to the top, but never quite made it.

Date: Apr 28 3:45 PM, 2020

My town has been making the news for all the wrongs reasons after a bunch of twats from the Kirkwood area had a booze up at the weekend.

Even wee Pip Schofield mentioned them on This Morning.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5539298/coronavirus-scotland-coatbridge-covidiots-this-morning-philip-schofield/

If you look at the rags some of them are wearing, you'll see that like 70% of the population of this shithole, they support the Darkside and moronic behaviour is common with them.

If you remember my posts from Sunday, you'll recall quite a lot of folk in this town nicknamed 'Little Ireland' aren't taking social distancing seriously.

I'm moving to pastures new, i'm fed up being in the minority.

(A Rangers supporter in a sea of Green and someone who is taking Coronavirus seriously)

Digger · Admin

Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
My town has been making the news for all the wrongs reasons after a bunch of twats from the Kirkwood area had a booze up at the weekend.
Even wee Pip Schofield mentioned them on This Morning.
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5539298/coronavirus-scotland-coatbridge-covidiots-this-morning-philip-schofield/
If you look at the rags some of them are wearing, you'll see that like 70% of the population of this shithole, they support the Darkside and moronic behaviour is common with them.
If you remember my posts from Sunday, you'll recall quite a lot of folk in this town nicknamed 'Little Ireland' aren't taking social distancing seriously.
I'm moving to pastures new, i'm fed up being in the minority.
(A Rangers supporter in a sea of Green and someone who is taking Coronavirus seriously)

If you want me to undelete your deleted account, I can. It might make things easier for you regarding posting?

dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Anonymous wrote:
¾ of an hour to get into Tesco's this morning, that was the worst one yet. I'll have to start going at the crack of dawn.

What's poor Dawn done to deserve that???

Date: Apr 28 4:38 PM, 2020

Digger wrote:
Victoria Fitzroy MacDougall wrote:
My town has been making the news for all the wrongs reasons after a bunch of twats from the Kirkwood area had a booze up at the weekend.
Even wee Pip Schofield mentioned them on This Morning.
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5539298/coronavirus-scotland-coatbridge-covidiots-this-morning-philip-schofield/
If you look at the rags some of them are wearing, you'll see that like 70% of the population of this shithole, they support the Darkside and moronic behaviour is common with them.
If you remember my posts from Sunday, you'll recall quite a lot of folk in this town nicknamed 'Little Ireland' aren't taking social distancing seriously.
I'm moving to pastures new, i'm fed up being in the minority.
(A Rangers supporter in a sea of Green and someone who is taking Coronavirus seriously)

If you want me to undelete your deleted account, I can. It might make things easier for you regarding posting?

That would be great Digs, it would save me guest posting and save you and Syl approving my posts.

I'm just going to feed the wee hooligan Daisy and take her for a stroll and I'll be back online tomorrow.

Thanks again, appreciate it.

😎

John Doe · Still Here!

dr synne wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
¾ of an hour to get into Tesco's this morning, that was the worst one yet. I'll have to start going at the crack of dawn.
What's poor Dawn done to deserve that???

The old one's are the best.

Digger · Admin

dr synne wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
¾ of an hour to get into Tesco's this morning, that was the worst one yet. I'll have to start going at the crack of dawn.
What's poor Dawn done to deserve that???

Vicks · Burning up the forum

Vicks · Burning up the forum

I don't know if there's any truth in that because I've looked on Google and there's no mention of him being at deaths door.

dr synne · Musing at the Chaos

Vicks wrote:
I don't know if there's any truth in that because I've looked on Google and there's no mention of him being at deaths door.

Only God can judge.

But if he dies I wont be sorry.