Breaking news.....Sooty and Sweep arrested in sock puppet scandal!
Early morning raid on a brothel in South East London.
Two puppet superstars arrested and taken to seperate locations for interrogation.
Allegations of trolling, drug taking and orgies.
Criminal masterminds Synne and Token on the run in South America.
Soo denies accusations of crystal meth addiction and anal.
Porn star Kelly Smunt claims the household favourites were like 'animals' in bed.
Le sock meister extraordinaire
AKA Keyser McAzpurr Seymour Cox Poncenby Smythe
(Not the Faulky Tribal Poncenby Smythes)
dr synne wrote: Breaking news.....Sooty and Sweep arrested in sock puppet scandal! Early morning raid on a brothel in South East London. Two puppet superstars arrested and taken to seperate locations for interrogation. Allegations of trolling, drug taking and orgies. Criminal masterminds Synne and Token on the run in South America. Soo denies accusations of crystal meth addiction and anal. Porn star Kelly Smunt claims the household favourites were like 'animals' in bed.
But left me behind
Fucktard spotter wrote:dr synne wrote: Breaking news.....Sooty and Sweep arrested in sock puppet scandal! Early morning raid on a brothel in South East London. Two puppet superstars arrested and taken to seperate locations for interrogation. Allegations of trolling, drug taking and orgies. Criminal masterminds Synne and Token on the run in South America. Soo denies accusations of crystal meth addiction and anal. Porn star Kelly Smunt claims the household favourites were like 'animals' in bed. But left me behind
Go to the Brick and Handbag. Ask the barman for an envelope for 'Fat 'Arry'
Passport and fake documents inside.
Well be waiting for you at Bar Sinistre in Rio
dr synne wrote:Fucktard spotter wrote:dr synne wrote: Breaking news.....Sooty and Sweep arrested in sock puppet scandal! Early morning raid on a brothel in South East London. Two puppet superstars arrested and taken to seperate locations for interrogation. Allegations of trolling, drug taking and orgies. Criminal masterminds Synne and Token on the run in South America. Soo denies accusations of crystal meth addiction and anal. Porn star Kelly Smunt claims the household favourites were like 'animals' in bed. But left me behind Go to the Brick and Handbag. Ask the barman for an envelope for 'Fat 'Arry'Passport and fake documents inside.Well be waiting for you at Bar Sinistre in Rio
That reminds me...I wonder how Panda eyes is these days?
Digger wrote:dr synne wrote:Fucktard spotter wrote:dr synne wrote: Breaking news.....Sooty and Sweep arrested in sock puppet scandal! Early morning raid on a brothel in South East London. Two puppet superstars arrested and taken to seperate locations for interrogation. Allegations of trolling, drug taking and orgies. Criminal masterminds Synne and Token on the run in South America. Soo denies accusations of crystal meth addiction and anal. Porn star Kelly Smunt claims the household favourites were like 'animals' in bed. But left me behind Go to the Brick and Handbag. Ask the barman for an envelope for 'Fat 'Arry'Passport and fake documents inside.Well be waiting for you at Bar Sinistre in Rio That reminds me...I wonder how Panda eyes is these days?
Who is Panda eyes Digs? :puzzled:
The barman said someone called TheRealFucktardSpotter had already been in and taken the documents.
Looks like you'll be having the fatty lard arse Brummie shite turning up in my place
Washing machine been on all day?
JP wrote:Washing machine been on all day?
Digger wrote:JP wrote:Washing machine been on all day?
Disgusting!
Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
Gatehouse - The Shadow Line.
More ammo for JD Sidney James.
John Doe wrote:Digger wrote:JP wrote:Washing machine been on all day? Disgusting!
Fucktard spotter wrote:dr synne wrote:Fucktard spotter wrote:dr synne wrote: Breaking news.....Sooty and Sweep arrested in sock puppet scandal! Early morning raid on a brothel in South East London. Two puppet superstars arrested and taken to seperate locations for interrogation. Allegations of trolling, drug taking and orgies. Criminal masterminds Synne and Token on the run in South America. Soo denies accusations of crystal meth addiction and anal. Porn star Kelly Smunt claims the household favourites were like 'animals' in bed. But left me behind Go to the Brick and Handbag. Ask the barman for an envelope for 'Fat 'Arry'Passport and fake documents inside.Well be waiting for you at Bar Sinistre in RioThe barman said someone called TheRealFucktardSpotter had already been in and taken the documents. Looks like you'll be having the fatty lard arse Brummie shite turning up in my place
If he says 'I use to be a moderator' you'll know it's him.
He'll probably say it to a fair few people before he gets to you though.
