Perhaps, to negate some of the feverish daily speculation by anons, it would be useful for members here to fess up and confess their sins.
All in the spirit of openess and transparency.
Here goes.....
Emergency microphallia surgery at 20
Caught in a threeway with Zippy and Bungle. (George had a headache)
Farted and followed through on a bus in Camber Sands
Voted Rear of the Year in 1987
Lifetime ban from all mainland UK farms
Summoned a demon while trying to follow a recipe for Bon Surprise.
Hope this helps.
Lol , you are daft
Ah....but one of those is true. DA DA DUUUUM
Only one seems plausible and its significance depends on how many voters there were and how many rears there were to select from. But nonetheless an achievement and hopefully an appropriately shaped trophy was awarded.
ps as an anon I have been called all sorts of things and mistaken for various forum members past or present. If I said I was never a FM on Dogs or here it makes no difference. As I have mentioned before I was drawn from DS. But none of this matters because as a guest nothing sticks which can't be said for FM so I understand the issue of FMs being wary of Anons.
