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I bet plenty remember a naked Britt Ekland banging rhythmically on the bedroom wall too.

 Her and Brigette Bardot are probably who I consider the two most beautiful women in the world although Rita Heyworth comes close. The Jordan and Jodie Marsh  lookalikes called stunna's by the Daily Mail don't really compare. 

Being young at the time though I confess that bit confused me. I don't actually remember it properly but  understood it was a seduction scene. But I did also think why the bloody Hell is she making such a racket! 

I wonder as I'm typing could the sexy but  somehow sinister display of been metaphoric not actual. Edward sensed she was nude and just next door. The rhythmic pounding symbolises sex and the temptation became all encompassing for him, and eventually unpleasantly loud because no sex before marriage was a deeply held belief of his. Ergo maybe the increasingly savage stomps existed only in his mind.

The reason I'm doubting the stomping dance existed on actuality  is firstly I'm sure they were drugging the bloke and more importantly,  they needed a virgin. If their plan succeeding and he ran to the door panting "take me now Britters" then they had no bugger for their vital sacrifice. But then again they were all bonkers.

..maybe I'm over thinking this and she was just banging the flipping wall ! :lol:


 Haha, no you are right. They needed a virgin to sacrifice, and sexy Willow was the tempation.

If he could resist her it would prove he was pure....sadly for him he passed the test.

Yeah but at least he then got to meet an old flame...

 That is NOT funny..:no:  I laughed despite myself but it really was a horrific end. I cannot think of a worst demise tbh, in films or real life.

Surrounded by a bunch of chickens too.



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I feel for Peter Jackson here! lol*

*Edit - on further reflection I don't because the scene was cut out of the old version I have and I wonder if it was out of spite?



-- Edited by John Doe on Thursday 21st of May 2020 01:34:46 AM

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I feel for Peter Jackson here! lol*

*Edit - on further reflection I don't because the scene was cut out of the old version I have and I wonder if it was out of spite?



-- Edited by John Doe on Thursday 21st of May 2020 01:34:46 AM

 It wasn't a necessary or particularly interesting scene in fairness . The second film was sooo long that Jackson needed to find cuts somewhere before the audience stopped enjoying and became bored.

Saruman (excuse spelling) was vital in Fellowship but once we knew Gandalf had dealt with him and he was no longer a threat there was no need to keep that scene in JD, honestly. No way was it done out of spite imo just necessity. Gollum was the true foe and we needed to know why and that...took time! 



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Safe to say Christopher Lee was totally typecast. Peter Cushing, even more so.
You wouldn't expect to see them as a school headmaster or a godparent at a christening. lol



-- Edited by Text on Saturday 23rd of May 2020 12:05:53 AM

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Safe to say Christopher Lee was totally typecast. Peter Cushing, even more so.
You wouldn't expect to see them as a school headmaster or a godparent at a christening. lol



-- Edited by Text on Saturday 23rd of May 2020 12:05:53 AM

 

 

I don't know why, but I always got the two mixed up.lol Both great actors, people.



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So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

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John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  



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Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  

Who have you met who were short arses Digs?

Is Tom Cruise really 3ft 4"? 

 



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John Doe wrote:
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John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  

Who have you met who were short arses Digs?

Is Tom Cruise really 3ft 4"? 

 

 I think Tom Cruise is 5 foot 6 or something.   I hope I never meet him.  Can't stand the guy AND he's a Scientologist.



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John Doe wrote:
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John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  

Who have you met who were short arses Digs?

Is Tom Cruise really 3ft 4"? 

 

 I know someone who met  Brad Pitt when he was filming Troy in Malta.   She said he slid off his stool in this bar and was shorter than her.   She was gutted!!  lol



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Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  

Who have you met who were short arses Digs?

Is Tom Cruise really 3ft 4"? 

 

 I think Tom Cruise is 5 foot 6 or something.   I hope I never meet him.  Can't stand the guy AND he's a Scientologist.

Yeah I was messing about - what a little creep.

I see he has made a sequel to Top Gun, which I always thought was a load of homo-erotic, jingoistic macho shit in an era of such tosh.  



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 06:43:00 PM

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Odd how so many actresses say they are 5'8''.

I saw Sophia Loren once, she really is around that height. When leading men have to stand on boxes to reach the actress for a kiss....just shows they are short arses.

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Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  

Who have you met who were short arses Digs?

Is Tom Cruise really 3ft 4"? 

 

 I know someone who met  Brad Pitt when he was filming Troy in Malta.   She said he slid off his stool in this bar and was shorter than her.   She was gutted!!  lol

Well as a veritable *man mountain* in comparison at a towering 5ft 9" that is hilarious. lol

*For which read I am still a shortarse.



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 09:41:52 PM

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John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
John Doe wrote:

So many hagiographies of famous (proved to be) human scum are appalling yet their worshippers are still believed.

I have been trying to think of who the two actors who could play the great man as young in the War and then much older in a biography but not sure who.

How many lead actors today (who are not ex-wrestlers) are 6ft 5"?



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 02:34:40 AM

 It's surprising how many are short arses.   You see them in the flesh and they are a huge disappointment.  

Who have you met who were short arses Digs?

Is Tom Cruise really 3ft 4"? 

 

 I think Tom Cruise is 5 foot 6 or something.   I hope I never meet him.  Can't stand the guy AND he's a Scientologist.

Yeah I was messing about - what a little creep.

I see he has made a sequel to Top Gun, which I always thought was a load of homo-erotic, jingoistic macho shit in an era of such tosh.  



-- Edited by John Doe on Monday 25th of May 2020 06:43:00 PM

 Homoeroticism before you were allowed to declare being gay is a good thing surely. Lousy film but made many blokes very happy!

Cruise isn't well,  too ,much fame has made him lose touch with reality. Ditto Kim and Kanye. So much money, no responsibility..just ego. 

Jason Streatham is also very short a relative of mine reports. Very handsome, more so than expected but noticeably short. And Bradders too?! xr

 Is nothing sacred!



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He was great in Enter the Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



-- Edited by Jobless Oddball on Tuesday 26th of May 2020 06:05:13 PM

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He was great in Enter the Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



-- Edited by Jobless Oddball on Tuesday 26th of May 2020 06:05:13 PM

 lol



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He was great in Enter the Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



-- Edited by Jobless Oddball on Tuesday 26th of May 2020 06:05:13 PM

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Two fucking legends for the price of one, grace, class and intelligence are off the scale.

 



-- Edited by John Doe on Sunday 27th of September 2020 04:37:49 AM

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