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Digger · Admin

Get it off your Chest #2

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

The good news is garden centres are still allowed to open, minus their coffee bars, but still.

Digger · Admin

I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM

Date: Nov 1 3:46 PM, 2020

Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM

.... ‘leaky, piss ridden idiots’

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Calm down FGS.

I never see them because I seldom watch live TV. I sky plus everything and fast forwards the ads, so I am saved the delights of seeing ladies down below problems.

John Doe · Still Here!

Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM

Now that's what I call a rant!

Raggamuffin · 1000 Posts!?

Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM

Now that was funny.

That poo spray is totally pathetic.

I don't watch Corrie any more because I can't STAND the adverts, and you have to pay to get rid of them on the iplayer. Sod that.

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Calm down FGS.

I never see them because I seldom watch live TV. I sky plus everything and fast forwards the ads, so I am saved the delights of seeing ladies down below problems.

Next you'll be telling me to pull myself together!

This is the Get it off your Chest thread remember.

Digger · Admin

I tend to record most programmes I want to watch because of the ads. When a TV show has more ads than content you know it's time to stop watching. Drives me nuts.

Digger · Admin

John Doe wrote:
Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM
Now that's what I call a rant!

You should hear me when I'm watching Tipping Point!!!!!

Specially when some moronic contestant insists on doggedly chasing the jackpot counter that's never gonna fall

-- Edited by Digger on Monday 2nd of November 2020 11:07:06 AM

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

It was brilliant last night, Gareth Thomas seems so nice, and funny too.
Thank God the gobby attention seeker in the orange frock went out quick.

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM

Erectile disfunction is another ad that seems to be on A LOT.

-- Edited by Twizzler on Monday 2nd of November 2020 12:31:55 PM

Magica · Go Outside

Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM
Erectile disfunction is another ad that seems to be on A LOT.

-- Edited by Twizzler on Monday 2nd of November 2020 12:31:55 PM

Oh I so agree. I'm sick to death of those ads. What woman says I won't let a leak stop me, yuk! I wish they were taken off, such an insult on woman who would prefer to keep such things private.

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Totally agree with your post Mags!

When i was growing up those sort of ads were never on the telly.

Bring back the andrex puppies!

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Some women leak and some men cant get an erection.....I don't doubt that some people prefer not to talk openly about it, so the ads help them realise there are many people out there with the same problems and there are products to help with the problem....so what?

I do think they shouldn't play them at meal times though...that's a bit off putting.

John Doe · Still Here!

Twizzler wrote:
Totally agree with your post Mags!

When i was growing up those sort of ads were never on the telly.
Bring back the andrex puppies!

I think it's a bit cruel to use a puppy to wipe your arse - especially after a vindaloo!

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Some women leak and some men cant get an erection.....I don't doubt that some people prefer not to talk openly about it, so the ads help them realise there are many people out there with the same problems and there are products to help with the problem....so what?

I do think they shouldn't play them at meal times though...that's a bit off putting.

Who the hell wants to know about Jenny Eclair's dry vag?

As I see it, we women have been dealing with our bodily functions and disfunctions for millennia without the need for commercials to guide us. Don't ever lose sight of the fact that commercials are money making machinations. That's all. They're not trying to help anyone.

Digger · Admin

Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM
Erectile disfunction is another ad that seems to be on A LOT.

-- Edited by Twizzler on Monday 2nd of November 2020 12:31:55 PM

And what man wants to be either reminded of that, or think that this is something they'll have to deal with in the future?

John Doe · Still Here!

Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM
Erectile disfunction is another ad that seems to be on A LOT.

-- Edited by Twizzler on Monday 2nd of November 2020 12:31:55 PM
And what man wants to be either reminded of that, or think that this is something they'll have to deal with in the future?

It's a myth, fake news - as is the so called female 'orgasm'.

Twizzler · Burning up the forum

Digger wrote:
Twizzler wrote:
Digger wrote:
I can't stand that incontinence ad with the woman at the gym. Do we really need ads like that? Oh, look, I've pissed myself with impunity and I'm right smug about it too! And it even has pissy sounding music to top it off. FUCK OFF!

Then there's all the period ads. And vaginal dryness ads. And that ghastly stuff you spray into the bog to stop the smell.

Christ! It makes women out to be leaky, piss ridden idiots. We don't need that shoved down our throats by the media. Women know where to buy tampons, how they work, etc. We know our bodily functions are normal. And we know shit stinks.

I really miss those nice romantic Turkish Delight type ads....

-- Edited by Digger on Sunday 1st of November 2020 03:41:34 PM
Erectile disfunction is another ad that seems to be on A LOT.

-- Edited by Twizzler on Monday 2nd of November 2020 12:31:55 PM
And what man wants to be either reminded of that, or think that this is something they'll have to deal with in the future?

Exactly! These bloody ads are on at every break. It’s just a bit much.