ChaoticMusings

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Poca wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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I'm only joking, Xtras!!!  

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 No you ain’t! 

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 That's a bit cruel, you seem to be saying she's a bit on the slow side, stoo wouldn't have asked her to be his Admin if she was.

 

By the way, any chance you can interpret this one?

 

Oh God no!

That drove me made the first lockdown the loo roll & pasta. For some reason disappeared quickly 

How will you Mage to top up, are you allowed out to buy any supplies?

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 Xtras normal vocabulary! ….. BTW…. take note, ‘Stooo’ has 3 little round ones, not 2! 

Syl wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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I'm only joking, Xtras!!!  

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 No you ain’t! 

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 That's a bit cruel, you seem to be saying she's a bit on the slow side, stoo wouldn't have asked her to be his Admin if she was.

 

By the way, any chance you can interpret this one?

 

Oh God no!

That drove me made the first lockdown the loo roll & pasta. For some reason disappeared quickly 

How will you Mage to top up, are you allowed out to buy any supplies?

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 Xtras normal vocabulary! ….. BTW…. take note, ‘Stooo’ has 3 little round ones, not 2! 

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 For a minute there I thought you were meaning he was deformed in some way.

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 …. testicles or brain cells? …. the latter, judging by his choice of a certain admin who’s destroyed the place!

Syl wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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I'm only joking, Xtras!!!  

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 No you ain’t! 

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 That's a bit cruel, you seem to be saying she's a bit on the slow side, stoo wouldn't have asked her to be his Admin if she was.

 

By the way, any chance you can interpret this one?

 

Oh God no!

That drove me made the first lockdown the loo roll & pasta. For some reason disappeared quickly 

How will you Mage to top up, are you allowed out to buy any supplies?

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 Maybe posting on a phone is the cause of the confusion.

 

I get the gist of what is being said.

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 It probably helps to read what you wrote before hitting 'send'.

Poca wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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John Doe wrote:

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Digger wrote:

 

 

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 Quite a few.   One guy even destroyed his marriage over some bit of forum fluff.

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Really - who was that? :surprise:

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 Some mate of Budgie's.   His wife caught him cybering Northern Star.   Northern kept some poor sap waiting at Ormskirk bus station for the whole weekend.  Another one called Studious was a like a dog with two dicks.  Then there was Crystal Tips aka Prosecco aka Hobbit.   Her and Xtras fought over Leggo in the whispers like two starving dogs with a bit of chicken gizzard.   Then there was Xtras and some guy called something Bacon...I forget the tale but it was funny as fuck.  Then there was the knee high eye-tye, El Guapo, an erstwhile drug dealer/solicitor/hardman/lothario/.    I can't count Budgie in this list because he didn't really cyber.    Some loser called Goldie, or something, who hounded me via pm's on Fresh Horizons then got all bitter and twisted when I told him to get lost.   Truthy did the same. There were more  I can't recall their names off the top of my head. 

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 wasn't xtras also cybering A guy called chelsea ken or some such name. As I recall it broke up his relationship as well.

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 Chelseaboy!…. been round the forum block a few times hasn’t she … Dave Bacon and Legendary already mentioned :no:….. gawd knows how many others? ….. hi xtras, you ‘Hackney-Ho’ 

Funny as fuck her and Frau Hitler fighting over Leggo ….. and now her tongue is rammed that far up Hobbits arse she must be tickling her tonsils by now! 

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 She must have unplugged her tongue from Ali's arse a while back.  

Poca wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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I'm only joking, Xtras!!!  

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 No you ain’t! 

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 That's a bit cruel, you seem to be saying she's a bit on the slow side, stoo wouldn't have asked her to be his Admin if she was.

 

By the way, any chance you can interpret this one?

 

Oh God no!

That drove me made the first lockdown the loo roll & pasta. For some reason disappeared quickly 

How will you Mage to top up, are you allowed out to buy any supplies?

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 Xtras normal vocabulary! ….. BTW…. take note, ‘Stooo’ has 3 little round ones, not 2! 

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 Like the Bond villain, Scaramanga?  

Digger wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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I'm only joking, Xtras!!!  

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 No you ain’t! 

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 That's a bit cruel, you seem to be saying she's a bit on the slow side, stoo wouldn't have asked her to be his Admin if she was.

 

By the way, any chance you can interpret this one?

 

Oh God no!

That drove me made the first lockdown the loo roll & pasta. For some reason disappeared quickly 

How will you Mage to top up, are you allowed out to buy any supplies?

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 Xtras normal vocabulary! ….. BTW…. take note, ‘Stooo’ has 3 little round ones, not 2! 

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 Like the Bond villain, Scaramanga?  

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 Stooo's Bond villain name would be Scaryminger. Head of village idiots all around the world With a devious plot to steal all the mail from every postbox in the U.K.

That's about as exciting as one of his posts on the hello thread. Where he thrills his readers with tales of wind and rain plus the odd breakdown on his way home from delivering parcels. A really exciting day for him is a traffic jam that he can tell us all about as he was sat in it eating his egg salad sandwich and drinking his flask of tea.

Digger wrote:

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Poca wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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John Doe wrote:

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Digger wrote:

 

 

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 Quite a few.   One guy even destroyed his marriage over some bit of forum fluff.

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Really - who was that? :surprise:

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 Some mate of Budgie's.   His wife caught him cybering Northern Star.   Northern kept some poor sap waiting at Ormskirk bus station for the whole weekend.  Another one called Studious was a like a dog with two dicks.  Then there was Crystal Tips aka Prosecco aka Hobbit.   Her and Xtras fought over Leggo in the whispers like two starving dogs with a bit of chicken gizzard.   Then there was Xtras and some guy called something Bacon...I forget the tale but it was funny as fuck.  Then there was the knee high eye-tye, El Guapo, an erstwhile drug dealer/solicitor/hardman/lothario/.    I can't count Budgie in this list because he didn't really cyber.    Some loser called Goldie, or something, who hounded me via pm's on Fresh Horizons then got all bitter and twisted when I told him to get lost.   Truthy did the same. There were more  I can't recall their names off the top of my head. 

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 wasn't xtras also cybering A guy called chelsea ken or some such name. As I recall it broke up his relationship as well.

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 Chelseaboy!…. been round the forum block a few times hasn’t she … Dave Bacon and Legendary already mentioned :no:….. gawd knows how many others? ….. hi xtras, you ‘Hackney-Ho’ 

Funny as fuck her and Frau Hitler fighting over Leggo ….. and now her tongue is rammed that far up Hobbits arse she must be tickling her tonsils by now! 

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 She must have unplugged her tongue from Ali's arse a while back.  

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 Apparently, the Hackney Ho has a ‘little informant’ telling her that you and I are missing her Digs! …. not that the retard reads here of course! 

Hi xtras 

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John Doe wrote:

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Digger wrote:

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John Doe wrote:

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Digger wrote:

 

 

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 Quite a few.   One guy even destroyed his marriage over some bit of forum fluff.

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Really - who was that? :surprise:

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 Some mate of Budgie's.   His wife caught him cybering Northern Star.   Northern kept some poor sap waiting at Ormskirk bus station for the whole weekend.  Another one called Studious was a like a dog with two dicks.  Then there was Crystal Tips aka Prosecco aka Hobbit.   Her and Xtras fought over Leggo in the whispers like two starving dogs with a bit of chicken gizzard.   Then there was Xtras and some guy called something Bacon...I forget the tale but it was funny as fuck.  Then there was the knee high eye-tye, El Guapo, an erstwhile drug dealer/solicitor/hardman/lothario/.    I can't count Budgie in this list because he didn't really cyber.    Some loser called Goldie, or something, who hounded me via pm's on Fresh Horizons then got all bitter and twisted when I told him to get lost.   Truthy did the same. There were more  I can't recall their names off the top of my head. 

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Bloody hell - I need to get in on all this hot action! 

Oh and you have such a way with words! 

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 Weren't you thrown off dogs because you were cybering some old drunk and asking for money all the time from her?

she had a horse avatar or was called horse?

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 The one with the horse avatar was called JP761 whi was a bloke I think. I doubt he was cybering him, although you never know - any port in a storm etc.

Well I’ve always found John Doe a very kind and polite gentleman.  certainly kinder than many that grace these forums.

We have people here still making fun of others.  Yet when it comes to their own appearance they are so ashamed of it that they use a 30 year old pic as an avatar.  Take all sorts I suppose, but I’ve always been me from the very start on these forums and used my own up to date pics.  No one can say I haven’t.

This year has been a hard one for us all but I’m fighting back and you’ll see more of me.

Take care all x