You know what? If you're a famous person, or hope to be a famous person or have or hope to have a career....don't go on Twitter or social media. Simples.
You know what? If you're a famous person, or hope to be a famous person or have or hope to have a career....don't go on Twitter or social media. Simples.
This is why I can't be famous. Even the crap that Zuckerberg hasn't taken down would get me crucified.
I'm going to have to live out my life in relative anonymity.
Ollie Robinson had a superb Test debut last week but before he even started his international career some sad bastard desperately searched his Twitter from a decade back to find some 'racist' and 'sexist' comments, I have read them, daft yes and could offend some people in today's climate but he was a teenager pissing about not a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
At a press conference he apologised profusely for his past comments saying he was just a lad but was now a man and condemned racism and sexism - so what do certain people now expect?
For him to nail himself to a cross?
Do the right thing retire to the drawing room and shoot himself with his trusty service pistol?
Well done Oliver Dowden and Boris for saying the ECB have gone way over the top in suspending him, David Gower and around 95% of cricket fans agree judging from the comments I have seen.
You know what? If you're a famous person, or hope to be a famous person or have or hope to have a career....don't go on Twitter or social media. Simples.
This is why I can't be famous. Even the crap that Zuckerberg hasn't taken down would get me crucified.
I'm going to have to live out my life in relative anonymity.
Content yourself to being the nominated know all Texan on this small group of forums, some would think that was quite famous enough.
You know what? If you're a famous person, or hope to be a famous person or have or hope to have a career....don't go on Twitter or social media. Simples.
This is why I can't be famous. Even the crap that Zuckerberg hasn't taken down would get me crucified.
I'm going to have to live out my life in relative anonymity.
Content yourself to being the nominated know all Texan on this small group of forums, some would think that was quite famous enough.
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
You know what? If you're a famous person, or hope to be a famous person or have or hope to have a career....don't go on Twitter or social media. Simples.
This is why I can't be famous. Even the crap that Zuckerberg hasn't taken down would get me crucified.
I'm going to have to live out my life in relative anonymity.
Content yourself to being the nominated know all Texan on this small group of forums, some would think that was quite famous enough.
Who would have thought Maddog and JD could have so much in common.
Meanwhile it seem the knives are now out for the entire team over 'historic' tweets including Jimmy Anderson the player with the most pace wickets in history, this is the tweet - the Scum and the rest of the tabloids are after blood now.
Apparently our cricketers have also been forced to sit through months of diversity and 'unconscious bias' training by a load of woke consultant wankers.
The sight of poor Joe Root being ordered to apologise for nothing made me sick.
When will it end?
The goalposts are moved all the time by this extreme liberal shite.
Soon no one in any job will be able to have a bit of friendly banter for fear of the thought police getting them the boot that someone from the Borg/Woke Collective deems 'offensive'.
I wish they would all fuck off and let common sense return.
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.
The worst performance at home by England for many years - I can't help but wonder if all the 'racist' bullshit has affected the players, certainly Jimmy had his worst test for about a decade.
Oh and the new Ben's Original advert (what used to be known as Uncle Ben's) is a cringeworthy virtue signalling load of crap.
If I hear the word 'inclusive' much more I will shoot myself in the library with my trusty revolver.
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Simple. You, you're the threads. But me, I'm the rope.