Another Scottish one for me... Tam from Still Game.
I can not abide tight arses.
Who would be friends with someone who is always on the scrounge?
You know the type, dashes out the taxi saying their desperate for the toilet, has a few drinks then says they think they've left the oven on when it's their round.
No way!!
If you did that to me once, it would be bye bye.
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Another Scottish one for me... Tam from Still Game.
I can not abide tight arses.
Who would be friends with someone who is always on the scrounge?
You know the type, dashes out the taxi saying their desperate for the toilet, has a few drinks then says they think they've left the oven on when it's their round.
No way!!
If you did that to me once, it would be bye bye.
Phil fucking Mitchel - Mcfaddens's real life gangster connections means he never loses at anything, a fight, poker or pool - a total fucking joke.
I haven't watched Eastenders in donkeys years and couldn't stand that Phil then. He's a terrible actor, trying to come across an hard man. All they ever did was shout at eachother, nothing like Londoners!
Another Scottish one for me... Tam from Still Game.
I can not abide tight arses.
Who would be friends with someone who is always on the scrounge?
You know the type, dashes out the taxi saying their desperate for the toilet, has a few drinks then says they think they've left the oven on when it's their round.
No way!!
If you did that to me once, it would be bye bye.
Phil fucking Mitchel - Mcfaddens's real life gangster connections means he never loses at anything, a fight, poker or pool - a total fucking joke.
Ruined the show for 25 years.
Hasn't he survived being shot a few times, stabbed and what not. He reminds me of Dangermouse, bombs and god knows what used to bounce of him
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NEVER WRESTLE WITH A PIG..YOU BOTH GET DIRTY BUT THE PIG LIKES IT!!
Another Scottish one for me... Tam from Still Game.
I can not abide tight arses.
Who would be friends with someone who is always on the scrounge?
You know the type, dashes out the taxi saying their desperate for the toilet, has a few drinks then says they think they've left the oven on when it's their round.
No way!!
If you did that to me once, it would be bye bye.
Phil fucking Mitchel - Mcfaddens's real life gangster connections means he never loses at anything, a fight, poker or pool - a total fucking joke.
Ruined the show for 25 years.
Hasn't he survived being shot a few times, stabbed and what not. He reminds me of Dangermouse, bombs and god knows what used to bounce of him
Yes and every time a big time gangster turns up on the you just knowhe will beat them up without any retaliation or consequences whatsoever - there was once a scene were about 20 big young blokes armed with crowbars and baseball bats were intimidated by the short fat wheezing pensioner.
Another Scottish one for me... Tam from Still Game.
I can not abide tight arses.
Who would be friends with someone who is always on the scrounge?
You know the type, dashes out the taxi saying their desperate for the toilet, has a few drinks then says they think they've left the oven on when it's their round.
No way!!
If you did that to me once, it would be bye bye.
Phil fucking Mitchel - Mcfaddens's real life gangster connections means he never loses at anything, a fight, poker or pool - a total fucking joke.
Another Scottish one for me... Tam from Still Game.
I can not abide tight arses.
Who would be friends with someone who is always on the scrounge?
You know the type, dashes out the taxi saying their desperate for the toilet, has a few drinks then says they think they've left the oven on when it's their round.
No way!!
If you did that to me once, it would be bye bye.
Phil fucking Mitchel - Mcfaddens's real life gangster connections means he never loses at anything, a fight, poker or pool - a total fucking joke.
Ruined the show for 25 years.
Hasn't he survived being shot a few times, stabbed and what not. He reminds me of Dangermouse, bombs and god knows what used to bounce of him
Yes and every time a big time gangster turns up on the you just knowhe will beat them up without any retaliation or consequences whatsoever - there was once a scene were about 20 big young blokes armed with crowbars and baseball bats were intimidated by the short fat wheezing pensioner.
Don't forget all the women who throw themselves at him, he must know where the bodies are buried and the writers are feart to write him out.
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Bread was a programme i loved when it first went on air and a few years ago i bought the boxset of series one and two.
Billy's naivety was more village idiot this time round and "Mam" shouting "She is a TART!!" Was no longer funny when she said it for the 200th time in an episode.
The dog was still adorable but you wouldn't get away with his name in this day and age...
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Interviewer "So Lorraine how have you lost two stone?"
Lorraine "Well I put on my wee tracksuit, then I push back my wee couch, then I move my wee dog, then I switch on my wee television and then I play my wee DVD"
FUCK OFF!!
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