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Digger · Admin

Are they for real? For a country that still allows bullfighting, I'm guessing so.

Magica · Go Outside

Absolutely appalling decision! 😠. All the pervs will be clapping their hands!

Poor animals 😪

Date: Feb 22 1:06 PM, 2023

The Spanish - especially in the arse-end-of-beyond rural areas - are notorious for mistreating their animals. I won’t get into some of their depraved cruelty, when their hunting dogs/horses outlive their usefulness.

But this latest furore all seems to be down to confusion over the modification to the wording in existing legislation. Won’t bore you with too many details, or we’ll be here all day! Plus, I don’t know how to do links on here.

I‘ll just C&P this for now …

“All sexual acts with animals will be punishable. In the event that they produce injuries, they will be considered crimes; in the rest – less serious offences – they will be classified as abuse without visible signs of injury (maltrato de obra)”, representatives of Ione Belarra’s ministry told El Diario.“

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Words fail...it's worse than Wales.

Digger · Admin

Vam wrote:
The Spanish - especially in the arse-end-of-beyond rural areas - are notorious for mistreating their animals. I won’t get into some of their depraved cruelty, when their hunting dogs/horses outlive their usefulness.
But this latest furore all seems to be down to confusion over the modification to the wording in existing legislation. Won’t bore you with too many details, or we’ll be here all day! Plus, I don’t know how to do links on here.
I‘ll just C&P this for now …
“All sexual acts with animals will be punishable. In the event that they produce injuries, they will be considered crimes; in the rest – less serious offences – they will be classified as abuse without visible signs of injury (maltrato de obra)”, representatives of Ione Belarra’s ministry told El Diario.“

Oh God, I hope this means none of it is acceptable.

Maddog · Go Outside

If you kill them and eat them after sex, there will be no evidence..

Maddog · Go Outside

Maddog wrote:
If you kill them and eat them after sex, there will be no evidence..

Instead of dinner and a date its a date then dinner. 😳

Date: Feb 22 8:17 PM, 2023

Vam wrote:
The Spanish - especially in the arse-end-of-beyond rural areas - are notorious for mistreating their animals. I won’t get into some of their depraved cruelty, when their hunting dogs/horses outlive their usefulness.
But this latest furore all seems to be down to confusion over the modification to the wording in existing legislation. Won’t bore you with too many details, or we’ll be here all day! Plus, I don’t know how to do links on here.
I‘ll just C&P this for now …
“All sexual acts with animals will be punishable. In the event that they produce injuries, they will be considered crimes; in the rest – less serious offences – they will be classified as abuse without visible signs of injury (maltrato de obra)”, representatives of Ione Belarra’s ministry told El Diario.“

At least your sex life should pick up you old growler

Magica · Go Outside

Maddog wrote:
If you kill them and eat them after sex, there will be no evidence..

Omg that's horrendous Madders

Maddog · Go Outside

Magica wrote:
Maddog wrote:
If you kill them and eat them after sex, there will be no evidence..
Omg that's horrendous Madders

What if I just scratch them behind the ears before I prepare them for my well seasoned cast iron pan? 🤔

Magica · Go Outside

Maddog wrote:
Magica wrote:
Maddog wrote:
If you kill them and eat them after sex, there will be no evidence..
Omg that's horrendous Madders
What if I just scratch them behind the ears before I prepare them for my well seasoned cast iron pan? 🤔

Nooooooo

Maddog · Go Outside

Too late. This mama deer wandered too close to me a month or so ago and wound up in my cast iron pan tonight.

Admittedly, there was no touching or fondling prior to her getting harvested. I'm a caveman, not a weirdo..

-- Edited by Digger on Thursday 23rd of February 2023 10:16:11 AM

Maddog · Go Outside

Maddog wrote:
Too late. This mama deer wandered too close to me a month or so ago and wound up in my cast iron pan tonight.

Admittedly, there was no touching or fondling prior to her getting harvested. I'm a caveman, not a weirdo..

-- Edited by Digger on Thursday 23rd of February 2023 10:16:11 AM

I tried to edit it myself. I wanted to rotate it 90 degrees to give the full impact of my spectacular meal, however my cooking skills surpass my computer skills.

Magica · Go Outside

Maddog wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Too late. This mama deer wandered too close to me a month or so ago and wound up in my cast iron pan tonight.

Admittedly, there was no touching or fondling prior to her getting harvested. I'm a caveman, not a weirdo..

-- Edited by Digger on Thursday 23rd of February 2023 10:16:11 AM
I tried to edit it myself. I wanted to rotate it 90 degrees to give the full impact of my spectacular meal, however my cooking skills surpass my computer skills.

Yuk

Digger · Admin

Maddog wrote:
Too late. This mama deer wandered too close to me a month or so ago and wound up in my cast iron pan tonight.

Admittedly, there was no touching or fondling prior to her getting harvested. I'm a caveman, not a weirdo..

-- Edited by Digger on Thursday 23rd of February 2023 10:16:11 AM

I've never had venison...never fancied it.

Maddog · Go Outside

Digger wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Too late. This mama deer wandered too close to me a month or so ago and wound up in my cast iron pan tonight.

Admittedly, there was no touching or fondling prior to her getting harvested. I'm a caveman, not a weirdo..

-- Edited by Digger on Thursday 23rd of February 2023 10:16:11 AM
I've never had venison...never fancied it.

It's a bit like lamb.

It's far better for you than beef.

I wish I could harvest about 5 a year (technically I can, it's complicated) and I would almost never eat beef.

Even now I only eat beef once or twice a month.

Maddog · Go Outside

Magica wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Too late. This mama deer wandered too close to me a month or so ago and wound up in my cast iron pan tonight.

Admittedly, there was no touching or fondling prior to her getting harvested. I'm a caveman, not a weirdo..

-- Edited by Digger on Thursday 23rd of February 2023 10:16:11 AM
I tried to edit it myself. I wanted to rotate it 90 degrees to give the full impact of my spectacular meal, however my cooking skills surpass my computer skills.
Yuk

You don't like green beans?

Maddog · Go Outside

www.tasteofhome.com/article/ground-venison/

Eat your venison. It's rocket fuel for your body.

I imagine those red stags running around Scotland are quite delectable..🦌

Magica · Go Outside

Maddog wrote:
www.tasteofhome.com/article/ground-venison/

Eat your venison. It's rocket fuel for your body.

I imagine those red stags running around Scotland are quite delectable..🦌

I'm not rising to your bait Madders