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Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

What the forum women will be wearing on the beach this year.

Maddog · Go Outside

I'm wearing the same. It's 2023 and I can dress like a woman too. 👩

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Maddog wrote:
I'm wearing the same. It's 2023 and I can dress like a woman too. 👩

Don't try to upstage us...stick to your budgie smugglers.

Date: Mar 31 8:27 PM, 2023

Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!

Digger · Admin

I think bikini's are a big no no after a certain age. So it's either a one piece or tankini for me. There are some lovely ones on this website.

https://www.seafancy.co.uk

Vita · Know It All

I got a new swimsuit last year and since giving up chocolate, crisps and sweets for lent it's grand.

Vita · Know It All

Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!

No white bits or should that be no white t...

😇

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇

.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

What is it about men in thongs anyway?
They invariably stand there, legs apart, chest out, obviously the image in their head of how they look is very different to the actual image others see.
Even worse, they often have beer guts and ponytails....and are usually 50 plus.
f

-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 1st of April 2023 11:56:16 AM

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
What is it about men in thongs anyway?
They invariably stand there, legs apart, chest out, obviously the image in their head of how they look is very different to the actual image others see.
Even worse, they often have beer guts and ponytails....and are usually 50 plus.
f

-- Edited by Syl on Saturday 1st of April 2023 11:56:16 AM

That's how we identify European men at beaches around the world.

American men will not wear those (except gay men at a pride parade)..

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.

He's not got much to shout about, has he?

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Probably why he has covered his face.

Maddog · Go Outside

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.

He's not got much to shout about, has he?

There's show-ers and grow-ers.

Vita · Know It All

Syl wrote:
Vita wrote:
Poca wrote:
Nah, too much faffing around with all that material wrapped around ya bits … a thong is all that’s necessary on many beaches in Mallorca!
No white bits or should that be no white t...
😇
.I can't be doing with thongs. Especially when worn by men.

They look ridiculous!!
I can mind a funny exchange between Canny DC and 3rd Leg.
Leggy was saying he always wore thongs round the pool and Canny said what a disgusting thought.
Then it dawned on me, 3rd Leg was an Aussie and Thongs are Flip flops there!!
😂

Maddog · Go Outside

Yeah. Flip flops are shoes here too. Thongs are underwear for women..

We call those suits speedos.

Or banana hammocks.

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Maddog wrote:
Yeah. Flip flops are shoes here too. Thongs are underwear for women..

We call those suits speedos.

Or banana hammocks.

I think this is what we call a banana hammock, not hard to see why.

Incidentally, I have been directed onto some very odd sites looking for pics in this thread....I think I'll call it a day now.

Magica · Go Outside

Lol Syl

Digger · Admin

Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Yeah. Flip flops are shoes here too. Thongs are underwear for women..

We call those suits speedos.

Or banana hammocks.
I think this is what we call a banana hammock, not hard to see why.

Incidentally, I have been directed onto some very odd sites looking for pics in this thread....I think I'll call it a day now.

One for the ladies

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Date: Apr 2 7:12 PM, 2023

Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Yeah. Flip flops are shoes here too. Thongs are underwear for women..

We call those suits speedos.

Or banana hammocks.
I think this is what we call a banana hammock, not hard to see why.

Incidentally, I have been directed onto some very odd sites looking for pics in this thread....I think I'll call it a day now.
One for the ladies

Phil.