ChaoticMusings

Digger wrote:

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The Brazilian butt lift (BBL) silhouette is unmistakable and exceedingly popular, now most associated with the Kardashians and Instagram influencers.

But in the quest for a perfectly plump bottom and shapely thighs, women may overlook its effect on personal cleanliness.

A recent TikTok video inspired a site-wide dialog among men about the ‘BBL smell’ that meets them during intimate moments. His post, where he says the smell was ‘like an assault of my nose,’ has garnered more than 3.5 million views, 152,000 likes and thousands of comments with both men and women confirming the odor and explaining the reasons behind it.

There was a general consensus on where to place the blame. Women, including those who have undergone BBLs, said that a larger backside is simply harder to keep clean after using the restroom.

The male TikToker who goes by the username @donpsoundsoff, set the app aflame with his first-person account about going on a date with a woman with a BBL who, later in the evening, when undressed, emitted a smell that suggested she had not wiped properly or washed that area well enough.

Dr Roger Tsai, a board-certified plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills, confirmed the theory in a video disclosing ‘two secrets that Instagram models don’t want you to know about their BBL.’

He said: ‘Wiping down there is gonna be a lot more difficult because there’s more to reach around. So if you’re around somebody with a BBL and they smell…’

Plastic surgeons typically give their patients fair warning about difficulties in the bathroom. Sitting is not allowed for about two months after undergoing a BBL, though sitting on the toilet for a relatively quick bathroom break is ok.

Many physicians recommend bidets to wash the area thoroughly. Otherwise, it may take some ‘painful yoga maneuvers,’ according to one Reddit user who recently had a BBL.

They said: ‘As far as wiping goes, the butt cheeks themselves are super hard and plump immediately following surgery as your body is recovering,’ which makes each buttocks harder to separate.

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 Ewww.  This surely must be the same for very obese people. 

Who the hell goes on a date and doesn't bathe or shower? Apparently, the buttocks are so large and hard they can't be parted in the normal way. One can only imagine what a bout of galloping flatulence sounds like on these women. Whole fucking symphonies, I don't doubt.  In the brass section.