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Vita · Know It All

RE: Prince Williams Beard

Magica · Go Outside

Vita wrote:
Digger wrote:
Vita wrote:
Magica wrote:
Vita wrote:
I don't like it either.
I don't like beards, especially those big bushy one's that look like pubes.
Me neither and they go in their mouths, yuk.
I hate beards, never dated a man with a beard.
There's just something about them!!

It ages a man about 20 years. Specially those big bushy old man beards some young blokes seem to think gives them an air of unbridled masculinity and intellect. I'd be like, "see ya!" Be like kissing Lassi's arse.
Even looking at that makes me feel sick.
Do you know you can get 'beard straighteners '
Wee contraptions on Amazon, you can even get heard dye.

Lassies arse

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
I'm far more worried about women with beards.😜

As for men, if you can grow a proper one, then rock it. None of these patchy messes.

It's why I shave my head and not my face. Only one part grows hair correctly..
Not true, my OH grew a beard once, and I loved it.
He also had a thick head of blue-black hair at the same time....he still has a thick head of hair, it's white now.
Incidentally, he didn't keep his beard long, he found a few auburn hairs in it....he was horrified, so he got rid.
What wasn't true? 🤷
"Only one part grows hair correctly"

I'm talking about my cabeza. Only one part of it grows hair properly and it's not the top part..

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.

I think there is something to the theory that those of us who can't grow hair on our heads, can grow it everywhere else.

Wouldn't be fair if there were bald men that couldn't at least grow a decent beard.

On another note, the little lady I'm seeing wants me to ditch the porn stache and go with one length long stuble.

Women. 🙄

Digger · Admin

Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.
I think there is something to the theory that those of us who can't grow hair on our heads, can grow it everywhere else.

Wouldn't be fair if there were bald men that couldn't at least grow a decent beard.

On another note, the little lady I'm seeing wants me to ditch the porn stache and go with one length long stuble.

Women. 🙄

Porn stache? Is that stash or tash?

Maddog · Go Outside

Stache is short for mustache.

My mustache is often referred to as a porn stache over here.

Maddog · Go Outside

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Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.
I think there is something to the theory that those of us who can't grow hair on our heads, can grow it everywhere else.

Wouldn't be fair if there were bald men that couldn't at least grow a decent beard.

On another note, the little lady I'm seeing wants me to ditch the porn stache and go with one length long stuble.

Women. 🙄

And will you?

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.
I think there is something to the theory that those of us who can't grow hair on our heads, can grow it everywhere else.

Wouldn't be fair if there were bald men that couldn't at least grow a decent beard.

On another note, the little lady I'm seeing wants me to ditch the porn stache and go with one length long stuble.

Women. 🙄
And will you?

Sure.

I told her I can grow it back in two weeks anyway. 😉

Now, if she told me to ditch the Stetson............

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.
I think there is something to the theory that those of us who can't grow hair on our heads, can grow it everywhere else.

Wouldn't be fair if there were bald men that couldn't at least grow a decent beard.

On another note, the little lady I'm seeing wants me to ditch the porn stache and go with one length long stuble.

Women. 🙄
And will you?
Sure.

I told her I can grow it back in two weeks anyway. 😉

Now, if she told me to ditch the Stetson............

Lol....just be careful she doesn't start hinting you need to lose weight, or wear pink....you are what you are.

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ahh, thought you were talking generally.

Maybe it is more common, we do see lots of men with healthy beards and bald heads.
I think there is something to the theory that those of us who can't grow hair on our heads, can grow it everywhere else.

Wouldn't be fair if there were bald men that couldn't at least grow a decent beard.

On another note, the little lady I'm seeing wants me to ditch the porn stache and go with one length long stuble.

Women. 🙄
And will you?
Sure.

I told her I can grow it back in two weeks anyway. 😉

Now, if she told me to ditch the Stetson............
Lol....just be careful she doesn't start hinting you need to lose weight, or wear pink....you are what you are.

She won't.

The problem with the stache is her son grew one a few months ago and she teased him about it.

And now here she is dating a guy that has one, lol.

And to be honest I've owned pink shirts before and I could lose a few pounds. She'd never say that too me, but she is about as fit as any 50 year old on the planet so that's enough motivation for me to keep moving and eating right.

She's the damn energizer bunny. I have to stay fit to keep up with her..

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

It's good you are enjoying nice female company.
I remember ages ago you said you were celibate and thought you would remain so.

Just shows, none of us know what's round the corner.

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
It's good you are enjoying nice female company.
I remember ages ago you said you were celibate and thought you would remain so.

Just shows, none of us know what's round the corner.

I never said i was celibate, just that I didn't have a significant other that I enjoyed spending time with. At least with my clothes on. I think I did jokingly suggest I should become a priest though.. 😉

Most single women over say 40 just don't interest me because they are high maintenance, high drama, baggage laden lunatics.

I've known this girl for years. Knew her when she was married. I've seen her under stress, in bad weather, riding bikes. I've seen her around her man back then and around me now. She's steady as rock and sweet as can be.

Digger · Admin

Maddog wrote:
Stache is short for mustache.

My mustache is often referred to as a porn stache over here.

It's not the tash in the porn but the porn in the tash

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Digger wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Stache is short for mustache.

My mustache is often referred to as a porn stache over here.

It's not the tash in the porn but the porn in the tash

When he was young my OH had black hair and a black mustache. I have a cabinet with loads of photos, there is one of us on the beach in Newquay, me in a cossie OH in swimming trunks.

A casual friend came in once, looked at the pic, and said "Your husband looks like a porn star".

Bit much I thought.

Magica · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Stache is short for mustache.

My mustache is often referred to as a porn stache over here.

It's not the tash in the porn but the porn in the tash
When he was young my OH had black hair and a black mustache. I have a cabinet with loads of photos, there is one of us on the beach in Newquay, me in a cossie OH in swimming trunks.
A casual friend came in once, looked at the pic, and said "Your husband looks like a porn star".
Bit much I thought.

Maddog · Go Outside

I ditched mine. Traded it in for a new hat.

😉

Syl · FIRM BUT FAIR.

Well, at least you will have warm ears.

Maddog · Go Outside

Syl wrote:
Well, at least you will have warm ears.

My sweet thing wanted to know if I had a racoon on my head..