My mustache is often referred to as a porn stache over here.
It's not the tash in the porn but the porn in the tash
When he was young my OH had black hair and a black mustache. I have a cabinet with loads of photos, there is one of us on the beach in Newquay, me in a cossie OH in swimming trunks.
A casual friend came in once, looked at the pic, and said "Your husband looks like a porn star".
Bit much I thought.
You should have said, 'Yeah in every way and I'm one lucky bitch!"
not a single photo to be seen without a silly baseball cap that belongs on someone 30 years younger. even in the ”joke” pic your insecure enough to cover it up with a hat
this must be the latest onset midlife crisis known to man
not a single photo to be seen without a silly baseball cap that belongs on someone 30 years younger. even in the ”joke” pic your insecure enough to cover it up with a hat
this must be the latest onset midlife crisis known to man