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Red Okktober wrote:
Digger wrote:

Being Burgled? Get a lightning fast police response by simply telling the 999 operator that you have a gun and will deal with the burglar yourself! Then sit back and be amazed how fast the armed police arrive!

 ...or tell them that you are about to make a social media post about immigration or trans women

 

Should guarantee at least half a dozen squad cars, dogs, and a helicopter

 Haha good one 😂



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Digger wrote:

Being Burgled? Get a lightning fast police response by simply telling the 999 operator that you have a gun and will deal with the burglar yourself! Then sit back and be amazed how fast the armed police arrive!

 lol



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Before flipping pancakes, if you have a low ceiling, squat.

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Syl wrote:

Before flipping pancakes, if you have a low ceiling, squat.

 Just saw this… lol You’re definitely back, Syl!



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Vam wrote:
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Before flipping pancakes, if you have a low ceiling, squat.

 Just saw this… lol You’re definitely back, Syl!

 lol

Though I have learnt from experience.



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A Smarties tube filled with angry wasps can make an inexpensive vibrator.



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Hide potatoes wrapped in tin foil around your house and then if it burns down, at least you have a tasty snack.



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Men!  When out on the piss, always carry a photo of your mum and dad in your wallet. Check the photo regularly. When you start to fancy your mum, stop drinking. When you start to fancy your dad, go home immediately by any means possible.



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Gawd! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I really have to keep checking this thread.

lollollol @ Diggs! 

 



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