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Maddog wrote:
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Well, I've just learned something new.  The term  Gooning.

 

Gooning sees men undertake 'marathon' self-pleasure sessions of up to seven hours while delaying orgasm. 

 

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 Ain't nobody got time for that..


 I find it helps pass the time waiting for my posts to be approved. 



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Barksdale wrote:
Digger wrote:
Maddog wrote:
Digger wrote:

Well, I've just learned something new.  The term  Gooning.

 

Gooning sees men undertake 'marathon' self-pleasure sessions of up to seven hours while delaying orgasm. 

 

loldist


 Ain't nobody got time for that..


Apparently it's a thing with Gen Z and causes impotence.   I'm not surprised! 


 Good lord, you would need a ton of baby oil to stop friction burns... and things falling off  wank


 Nothing a bit of Gorilla glue, a squirt or two of WD40 and a blob of plasticine can't cure. wink Or so I'm told.



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My Saturday nights are spent at home, curtains closed, warm and cosy, watching The Masked Singer and eating chocolate.
I will happily say I belong in this thread. happy



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My Saturday nights are spent at home, curtains closed, warm and cosy, watching The Masked Singer and eating chocolate.
I will happily say I belong in this thread. happy


 I'm going through a phase of watching You Tube vids about creepy shit.



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Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:

My Saturday nights are spent at home, curtains closed, warm and cosy, watching The Masked Singer and eating chocolate.
I will happily say I belong in this thread. happy


 I'm going through a phase of watching You Tube vids about creepy shit.


 I had a stage of searching out YouTube vids about big waves....fascinating.



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Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:

My Saturday nights are spent at home, curtains closed, warm and cosy, watching The Masked Singer and eating chocolate.
I will happily say I belong in this thread. happy


 I'm going through a phase of watching You Tube vids about creepy shit.


 I think YouTube is 90% of my viewing, but not creepy shit. Mostly clips off podcasts. 



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Maddog wrote:
Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:

My Saturday nights are spent at home, curtains closed, warm and cosy, watching The Masked Singer and eating chocolate.
I will happily say I belong in this thread. happy


 I'm going through a phase of watching You Tube vids about creepy shit.


 I think YouTube is 90% of my viewing, but not creepy shit. Mostly clips off podcasts. 


 Yep I spend alot of my time on you tube.  Lots to watch, better than the tele.

I love the music and  History channel amongst others. happy



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I spend a lot of time on Youtube as well. Mostly music, hi-fi, football, politics (a lot less these days on that subject.)

I don't know how I came across it but I've been slightly addicted in watching v-logs of lonely people in Japan going to dinner by themselves and eating noodles. It is weirdly hypnotic.

Speaking about dinner I am going to a Scottish restaurant next week which I am really looking forward to as it has a cigar / whisky bar attached to it. I am going to find the best cigar and whisky I can afford and treat myself after dinner. That promotion money is being put to good use.



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I spend a lot of time on Youtube as well. Mostly music, hi-fi, football, politics (a lot less these days on that subject.)

I don't know how I came across it but I've been slightly addicted in watching v-logs of lonely people in Japan going to dinner by themselves and eating noodles. It is weirdly hypnotic.

Speaking about dinner I am going to a Scottish restaurant next week which I am really looking forward to as it has a cigar / whisky bar attached to it. I am going to find the best cigar and whisky I can afford and treat myself after dinner. That promotion money is being put to good use.


 Sounds good Barks, enjoy! happy



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Barksdale wrote:

I spend a lot of time on Youtube as well. Mostly music, hi-fi, football, politics (a lot less these days on that subject.)

I don't know how I came across it but I've been slightly addicted in watching v-logs of lonely people in Japan going to dinner by themselves and eating noodles. It is weirdly hypnotic.

Speaking about dinner I am going to a Scottish restaurant next week which I am really looking forward to as it has a cigar / whisky bar attached to it. I am going to find the best cigar and whisky I can afford and treat myself after dinner. That promotion money is being put to good use.


 I always thought you were quite normal before reading this.



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Syl wrote:
Barksdale wrote:

I spend a lot of time on Youtube as well. Mostly music, hi-fi, football, politics (a lot less these days on that subject.)

I don't know how I came across it but I've been slightly addicted in watching v-logs of lonely people in Japan going to dinner by themselves and eating noodles. It is weirdly hypnotic.

Speaking about dinner I am going to a Scottish restaurant next week which I am really looking forward to as it has a cigar / whisky bar attached to it. I am going to find the best cigar and whisky I can afford and treat myself after dinner. That promotion money is being put to good use.


 I always thought you were quite normal before reading this.


 I sometimes watch snow night scenes in Sweden or Norway - people go out and about crunching in the snow and filming it.  It's so relaxing. lol



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Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Barksdale wrote:

I spend a lot of time on Youtube as well. Mostly music, hi-fi, football, politics (a lot less these days on that subject.)

I don't know how I came across it but I've been slightly addicted in watching v-logs of lonely people in Japan going to dinner by themselves and eating noodles. It is weirdly hypnotic.

Speaking about dinner I am going to a Scottish restaurant next week which I am really looking forward to as it has a cigar / whisky bar attached to it. I am going to find the best cigar and whisky I can afford and treat myself after dinner. That promotion money is being put to good use.


 I always thought you were quite normal before reading this.


 I sometimes watch snow night scenes in Sweden or Norway - people go out and about crunching in the snow and filming it.  It's so relaxing. lol


 That I can agree with.

Watching the Chris Rea video 'Driving home for Christmas' is very relaxing.



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Digger wrote:
Syl wrote:
Barksdale wrote:

I spend a lot of time on Youtube as well. Mostly music, hi-fi, football, politics (a lot less these days on that subject.)

I don't know how I came across it but I've been slightly addicted in watching v-logs of lonely people in Japan going to dinner by themselves and eating noodles. It is weirdly hypnotic.

Speaking about dinner I am going to a Scottish restaurant next week which I am really looking forward to as it has a cigar / whisky bar attached to it. I am going to find the best cigar and whisky I can afford and treat myself after dinner. That promotion money is being put to good use.


 I always thought you were quite normal before reading this.


 I sometimes watch snow night scenes in Sweden or Norway - people go out and about crunching in the snow and filming it.  It's so relaxing. lol


 During our winter event last weekend I almost went for a walk in the snow at night because everything is so quiet and muffled. 

 

But it was about 12F outside and decided I'd drive in my vehicle with heaters seats..



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Saw RWH last night. He's still pretty spry for 79..

He did not bring this particular band though. 😎


 



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I'm so glad I grew up in the 70s and 80s.   There was a time when dating was so much simpler.   You'd dance round your handbag and some guy would come up and say, 

"You look lovely tonight, have you got a boyfriend?"  

Now he'd have to say "You look lovely, were you born with testicles?"

God, what went wrong?  lol



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I'm so glad I grew up in the 70s and 80s.   There was a time when dating was so much simpler.   You'd dance round your handbag and some guy would come up and say, 

"You look lovely tonight, have you got a boyfriend?"  

Now he'd have to say "You look lovely, were you born with testicles?"

God, what went wrong?  lol


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Digger wrote:

I'm so glad I grew up in the 70s and 80s.   There was a time when dating was so much simpler.   You'd dance round your handbag and some guy would come up and say, 

"You look lovely tonight, have you got a boyfriend?"  

Now he'd have to say "You look lovely, were you born with testicles?"

God, what went wrong?  lol


 He couldn't say 'You look lovely'. anymore. Many women would find that patronising, coercive even  mysoginistic.

Asking 'Have you got a boyfriend', would be considered to be intrusive, bordering on stalking. 



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Syl wrote:
Digger wrote:

I'm so glad I grew up in the 70s and 80s.   There was a time when dating was so much simpler.   You'd dance round your handbag and some guy would come up and say, 

"You look lovely tonight, have you got a boyfriend?"  

Now he'd have to say "You look lovely, were you born with testicles?"

God, what went wrong?  lol


 He couldn't say 'You look lovely'. anymore. Many women would find that patronising, coercive even  mysoginistic.

Asking 'Have you got a boyfriend', would be considered to be intrusive, bordering on stalking. 


 I feel sorry for men these days,  I really do.

 



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Yep...I blame the internet. A tiny minority of strident man haters, who would not have been heard a generation ago, have convinced women who would never have thought along those lines that ordinary male behaviour is somehow wrong.

I saw a woman, when talking about her young son's childish behaviour, say "well boys will be boys'', bloody hell, you would have thought she had said 'kill all girls'.

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Well it's another Saturday night again, they come around so quickly, and yep, I do feel like the old fucker this thread is aimed at.

OH started with man flu (bit of a cold) earlier in the week, obviously he didn't keep his germs to himself, and now I have come down with a really horrible bug, coughing, sneezing, aching, sore throat, thoroughly pissed off sneeze...and OH is jumping around with verve and energy.bored



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